Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier

[Nick22]

To the people of Pottermore, what matters is that you can do magic. It will be easy to pass off your sticks as staffs, after all , not everyone in Pottermore uses wands, granted, most do ." Stripetail said " I myself will be using the wand set that our research and development team came up with. To blend in more, and to test the wands powers out. We will have to try and track down Chong, and to do so will require the help ,or at least the tolerance , of the local leadership . I will have to meet with the Minister, if I am able to. Failing that, we'll have to search for anyone willing to help us."
Stripetail said.

Reminds me a bit of the Fongoids." Ratchet mused." Except the Fongoids aren't at all hostile, while these folks aren't 100 percent friendly." Angela replied

[Nick22]

Korin and Gabuna started their mini golf match, they would be joined later by Vitani and Li Ella as well as Tigeress and Luca for a 3 on 3 match. Dulcy and Sara were both trying food at the food court nearby as they watched their girlfriend play. Samia was showing Cinder around while Ruskin was tagging along with the two Spyros and comparing hero notes, while Young Spyro teased him about Cinder.
Your test Kiara begins " Sima said "Simply survive 10 minutes of me sitting on you, if you run out of air, beat on my stomach or chest.
Sima climbed onto Kiara and positioned herself so as to make things difficult for Kiara in regards to moving around." I'll likely be kissing Kovu, so you had better make a lot of noise to draw my attention " Sima said.
Wirt and Beatrice continued eating their meals as Greg grabbed more food, making noises all the way.

[brekclub85]

"It's your opportunity Kiara," Kovu grinned to his mate, "Show just how strong your love is for me." Kiara made a noise of agreement as the sumo lioness's butt covered most of her form.

"Now Sima, since you passed your test, we shall make out," Kovu purred, puckering up and proceeded to kiss Sima.

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"So father," Jing asked the Panda King as she brought him the tray of dumplings, "What can I do on Po and I's first date to make him go head over heels for me in return?"

[Serris]

Ms. Swimmer nodded. "Very well, I am prepared for the mission," she said, finishing off her cup of tea.

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Captain Carson nodded. "Yes, but we should not shoot first. The last thing we need is an entire magical planet hostile at us. Now, are there any questions?"

She looked around the room.

[Nick22]

No questions ." Rivet said from her seat next to Sasha. The rest of the group was quietly taking notes from the presentation." We're ready to go."

Sima kissed Kovu moving slightly forward and pinning Kiara underneath her. As  Sima put her tongue into his mouth, Kiara quickly began to lose air from being pinned face down . The Pridelands queen was in a tough spot, as Sima weighed close to 400 pounds.

Focus as you breathe in the mist" Vushu said to the 4 other lions- Laval Li Ella Kopa and Vitani." You will soon see a change in your surroundings. What you will see,exactly, I don't know. Ozai chooses to manifest himself in mysterious ways. No two experiences are exactly the same, even if the person is the same both times."
The aroma smelled like mint and Kopa breathed it in his surroundings slowly changed to a grassy plain. A huge figure stared down at him , a figure instantly recognizable as Ozai" Welcome, your majesty, to the Plain of measurement " Ozai intoned " From here, I send souls to their eternal residence, which varies based on their faith, their behavior and/ or my personal judgement. Basically, it mostly boils down to where I choose to send them. Depends on my mood." Isn't that a bit capricious and arbitrary?" Kopa said." I am a god to my people, King Kopa, you cannot understand.Your subjects may respect, admire and even revere you. But that is different from me- they worship me, literally. 99.997 percent of the people of Mawashii worship me, my king. They WANT to stand before me, as you are now, to receive their judgment on their eternal residence. On Mawashii there is no Hell, Dark Pit or Hellgates, no place designed for eternal punishment. I don't believe in that. The worst that can happen is being sent to the planets core and be required to write " I repent Lord Ozai 100000 times, once that is done they are sent elsewhere." Ozai s visage began to fade and Kopa was sent back to the circle. The rest of the group had their eyes closed and their faces focused on breathing in the mist." Vushu, I saw.." Kopa started, and Vushu put a claw to her lips in a shushing manner " Not until everyone in the group had had a vision of the master." Vushu whispered

[brekclub85]

"Once Po has recovered, he and I will be going on our first date," Jing smiled to the Panda King. "Do you have any pointers? What did mother do to woo you on your first date?" The Panda King's daughter adored Po dearly and was happy they'd get to spend even more time together now. Her chubby future hubby would be hers, soon.

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"Giving up?" Kovu called between kisses with Sima to Kiara. He could still tell she was moving, so she hadn't passed out yet. Kiara was determined to not give up, she had to prove how strong her love for Kovu was.

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[Nick22]

We didn't date very often, dear" Panda King said shaking his head " Remember that I was focused on controlling my organization and working with the Fiendish Five, that took up most of my time. She was very kind, very willing to just provide company for my bed, someone who didn't ask too many questions about what I was involved in. We didn't do the serial dating setup that you will be doing with Po, I didn't have time for or interest in that." Panda King said . I would suggest appealing to the boys love for food. The way to a mans heart is his stomach."
Emanu joined Skylands at the table, the blue dragoness was a bit smaller than Skylands, she had come from Binkora to help the team, she had talked with Skylands for hours at the Dreadzone about just about everything and they had hit it off, Emanu was carrying a tray of food for Skylands and her friends.

[brekclub85]

"Of course, and I know Po's favorite treats," Jing grinned amused, thinking of the perfect way to prepare them in her head. She wanted the best possible combination to make Po want to have her cooking each meal for him.

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As Sima and Kovu made out on top of Kiara, Sima noticed the small framed picture Kovu had at his bedside. "That's your father, huh?" the sumo lioness asked the dark king, "I hear you want to live up to his legacy."

[Nick22]

Yes, I try hard to live up to the standards he set" Kovu replied as he stroked Simas face, in doing so, he moved Sima ever so slightly, just enough so Kiara could move from her position underneath her. Kiara took in a deep breath, she would have been smothered if she had been in that position much longer.
" I try very hard to be like him, not just because I want to be a good son, but because it gives me purpose and a goal to strive for. Most people aren't like that, they want to be as different from their fathers as possible. Particularly when you are royalty, there's a lot expected of you. " Kovu said as the timer dinged, indicating that Kiara had passed her test. Sima moved off of her and Kiara rushed to the bathroom to get a drink of water " When you get done in there Kiara, we're doing the three tongue twist, with Dreamboat here starting us off of course " Sima said." Sounds like fun." Kiara said " I'll get the twister mat. Hope you have a flexible tail Sima." Kiara laughed

[brekclub85]

Kovu gave Kiara a smooch. "Congrats on passing your test," he smiled, patting her back. "Hope Sima wasn't too heavy for you."

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Jing grinned. From all the photos she may have secretly taken of Po before he had been taken, she was able to discern what his favorite foods were. "Get ready for the best feast you'll have ever had in your life, my darling blubbery Po," she said as she went to prepare Po's preferred dumplings.

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"So is this what digestion feels like?" Oliver asked Ollie, as he generally began to feel......less, while in Sneed's stomach.

[Nick22]

Well she pinned me face down. It wouldn't have been so bad if I could move around and get some air." Kiara said as she brought out the game " I'm fine though.

I don't know. Every digestion is different. For me it's a quick painful experience then I am sent back." Ollie said before hugging Oliver.

Laval blinked as he stood before a huge castle. A large figure stood on the drawbridge " Welcome to Paradise Castle." Ozai said to Laval with a smile." This is part of the Tower paradise if you must know.Inside are endless books and scrolls that constantly outwork my servants are try find a way past them

[brekclub85]

"It doesn't feel too bad for me," Oliver admitted, "I just feel like I'm melting. I guess cause I technically am." The duo could feel Sneed pat his stomach, and Oliver gave Ollie a quick kiss. "Since we have some privacy in here."

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"Who's ready for a game with the King?" Kovu smirked to Kiara and Sima. "Winner gets to make out with me, and if I win, I get to choose my prize. That fair?"

The two lionesses who adored him easily agreed to those terms.

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Vitani could see Kopa had been impacted by what he saw meditating. "I wonder what Ozai will show me when it's my turn..." she wondered as she sat in place.

[Nick22]

Ollie's eyes widened as he was kissed and he kissed Oliver back. After a few seconds Ollie's tongue slipped into Olivers mouth. As the boys were dissolved Ollie prepared for the regeneration that came afterwards. He was used to it, this would be Oliver 'a first revival.
Mona and Flash played cards while sitting on Sneeds belly, the girls had brought the bear some cookies that he had wanted- peanut butter sugar cookies. Got any 6s?" Flash asked " Nope. Go Fish. " Mona said as Flash started drawing cards until she got a 6.
Sima got out some music to play while
they played their game. " Let's start with " Shake it off" and go from there " she said

[brekclub85]

"That was weird," Oliver said, looking over his restored body. "That happen to you a lot, huh?" he asked Ollie. Being digested ending up not being as scary as he thought it was going to be, but that didn't make him just want to repeat it over and over.

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"And Sima, there's a lot for you to shake," Kovu grinned, squeezing his paws on her flabby form. He knew she appreciated those remarks.

[Serris]

(Pottermore)

Spire of Winter dropped out of hyperspace just around the planet's orbit.

Captain Carson sent a request for the ship to land but she was informed that no spaceport could accomodate such a large vessel. As a result, they would land via the much smaller shuttles.

A preliminary planetary scan showed that the atmosphere was Earth-like and perfectly breathable with no toxins or pathogens. It was more magical than Earth but the levels were not high enough to warrant shielding.

Captain Carson was seated in one of the shuttles as the pilot. She waited for the rest of the group to arrive before she launched and entered the atmosphere.

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(Myaardi)

Myaardi was a verdant world with large islands scattered around a great sea. The shuttle's scanners (which were as advanced as the ones aboard Spire) showed that the atmosphere was safe to breathe and there were no pathogens or toxins. Strangely, there were no radio transmissions at all emanating from the planet. And of course, no satellites or space debris surrounded them.

"Hmm. Perhaps they have not yet reached the stage of spaceflight?" Mr. Bigmouth said as he looked out the virtual viewport.

"Bogey incoming!" the pilot exclaimed.

"I stand corrected."

"It's not a spacecraft?

"What!?" The exclamation by all the passengers was simultaneous.

"Well, what is it?"

The pilot said nothing but shared the video feed with the passengers.

"What the f---!?" Deimos exclaimed.

"Is that...a man?" Dr. Zanasiu asked.

The view screen showed what could only be described as a knight clad in armor that glowed brilliantly like a stellar flare. Even stranger was that the on the knight's back were two enormous wings where the "feathers" roiled and looped like miniature stellar prominences.  In the knight's hand was a glowing spear that appeared to have been forged from a star itself.

"Looks like it," the pilot said in disbelief. "But we're 100 km from the planet!"

The solar knight pointed with his spear to the void of space. And then he pointed to the planet with a finger and then pointed to himself.

"What's he saying?" Deimos asked.

"I think he's asking us to either leave or we can go the planet with him escorting us," Mr. Bigmouth said.

"Well," the pilot replied. "We're heading to the planet per Captain Carson and Lord Stripetail." The pilot used the ship's thrusters to approximate a nod and slowly headed towards Myaardi.

The solar knight nodded and flew alongside the shuttle as it began to enter the planet's atmosphere.

[Nick22]

 usually our heros don;t fly around in space without ships ' Angela said as they flew alongside the strange knight.' " must be different here. They mjight not even have ships." " we'll find out soon enough ' Sasha said from the seat behind her.' Slightly ahead, Rivet and Ratchet flew at a casual speed, careful not to do anything to alarm their guide.
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 One by one, the team chosen for Pottermore entered the shuttle and took their seats.' So We don;t take the armor off no matter what huh/' Spyro said ' Ah well, better get used to that, right? don;t want to alarm the residents if we casn avoid it.'

[Nick22]

The song swiotched to lioness got back' a big hit for King mixalot as Kiara and Sima lined up next to each other and arched their backs so Kovu could ' inspect" his girls.  Kovu was really enjoying caressing his beloved and his sumo lioness gal, after so much time locked up under Vox and having only a small pillow to caress this was lion heaven for the dark maned prince.  " come on girls, move your gifts side to side so your.. he he.. master can judge them' Kovu demanded. " as you wish, my liege" Sima said, arching her back with surprising flexibility for a lioness of her size.  if either of you starts to scream, i'm putting this huge chocolate cream puff in your mouth.. now now Sima,  don;t give me that ' feed me' look' this is supposed to be.. ha ha.. a punishment..' Kovu laughed.  Just give it to me now, my prince.. The cream puff, sire. Not little Kovu. Although I'm expecting to meet him tonight too ' Sima purred. " oh, You can bet I'll introduce you two. Kiara of course knows him.. shall  we say.. intimately dear' Kovu purrred to his beloved. ' of course honey' Kiara smirked ' He;'s .. feisty Sima. jusr fair warning. i don't want you to meet and then complain i didnt warn you.' Kiara laughed as she pulled a trio of cream puffs off of the platter and handed one to kovu who promptly squeezed the puff so that it spewed chocolate cream into kiaras face.. kovu then pulled her close and began licking the chocolate cream off of her.. ' forgive me uif i miss a little '' he [purred, kissing her loving on the lips between licks.  Sima switched the song to " i wanna feel dirty; and began dancing to it.. giving the lion couple some privacy.. although not that much, as she swiped a cream puff out of kovus left paw and began eating it.. ' your mouth is busy , my prince.. ' she sm,irked as she watched kovu pin kiara to the ground and the moans of kiara as kovu egan to make love to her soon reached Sima;s ears.. ' simna.. bring me, the watermelon  cake..' kiara panted. kovu wants me to eat while we play..'
 Your abu is a good judge of food ' Sima said ' mawashii Sumo puffs are a favorite on my world. theres chocolate cream, peppermint, wintergreen , orange, blueberry, current, and what call ozai Cream, which is a mix of watermelon, strawberry and rasberry. I see Abu got all the flavors.. " sima said, said as moved over to kiara with a [pastry in her paw.. ' hmm ozai cream.. ' she said pulling kiaras face up from the floor before squirting her in the face wuith the cream ' heres some more for you to lick off, my prince ' she puurred before shoviog the remaining puff into kiaras mouth. ' have a taste girl..' she laughed.   and you too.. big boy' she added, squirting  blueberry cream on her  boy toys face.
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 jing began cooking  food at the open  cooking area at the Spire, she was having tigeress the wolf and arlene help , due to both the size of dishes and the number of them. ' hows that cookie cookingcoming  along Arlene?' Jing asked as she poured more noodles into a bowl. ' baking them into parts then connecting them.. i've got both legs and the torso done, cooking the upper part now.. i also couldnt find the green icing you wanted for the outfit, they were out of it at the icing place. we'll have to do some pink Valentines day thing with his outfit instead. ' OH... Valentines Day! Hadnt even thought about that! I had Christmas and Thanksgiving outfits but not Valentines Day' Jing grinned. " Great thinking!" she went over to a large oven where tigeress was putting bread rolls in.  " How are the stuffed rolls coming Tigress. ' 20 more minutes and they're be dine jing' Tigeress said. " i have 3 kinds of chocolate one, a cherry fiulled one, and cheese filled one.' grat , great..  i bought 12 dozen of each, so theres plenty for akll of us, even if my dreamy bioys loves dumplings ' Jing blushed at the thought of Po stuffing his face. .
 Tiger was admiring his god outfit in the mirror as Kitty came in carrying 4 new outfits.. 3 of them were for her in her new role ' as chief priestess of Tiger';s religion. " we need to decide dear which outfit you will wear for official ceremonies...... Also i have a couple ground rules for you until i can be officially recorded as a divine. for 1, I will need you by me at least 20 hours a day, for consultation.  that means phone calls or time with Dixie, arlene  Tigeress or Luca will have to be very limited. divine business comes before sapphic pleasure after all. 2. i have the absolute right to call you by me at any time i want. after all i need to flex my divine muscles every now and then ' He chuckled. ' Anything  else, my  divine pleasure ' kitty smirked. ' i want you to wearing the most revealing of these outfits ' Tiger smirked.

[brekclub85]

"I figured as much," Kitty chuckled, seeing the priestess outfits Tiger had given her to choose between. "Thanks for at least going with my favorite color," she noted, seeing they were all purple. Kitty put on the head piece that would be worn with whatever she chose. She examined all the possible outfits. "What jobs will be expected of me as your chief priestess?" she asked, seeing how all of them were practically little more than bikinis. She knew Tiger would enjoy whatever she ended up choosing.

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"And remember to use as much sugar and fillings as possible," Jing encouraged her friends. "We pandas like large portions. Po will be smitten for sure once I bring him all these confectionary delights!" Jing had read a book that was written about Po so she knew the record of how many dumplings he was able to fit into his mouth at once. She needed to make at least several dozen dumplings to satisfy his appetite.

"Glad to see Oliver's been doing well as that bear's butler," Tigress told Arlene.

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Kovu licked his lips to enjoy the taste of the blueberry cream. "Please.....call me king," Kovu smirked as he gave a mighty pat to both Kiara and Sima's behinds. After trying various flavors of the puffs, Kovu was able to determine his favorite. "This Ozai cream is really good," he complimented.

"It's name for my great king, of course it would be the best," Sima smiled. Kovu still had his black mawashi that he wore back at the sumo tournament he ended up winning. He loved the glory he received back then.

Kiara giggled as Kovu proceeded to lick the cream off her face. "Your taste is just as fine as you look, babe" he purred with great seduction in his voice. It was good to be back with his lionesses again.

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[Serris]

(Pottermore)

The group landed in Esbenshire, which was a bucolic country farming town. As it were, they had to land on a local farmer's fields.

Captain Carson stepped out and headed to the farmhouse. She knocked on the door.

"What do you want?" the voice that came out from behind the door was harsh and demanding.

"My apologies, Sir, but we had to land our ships somewhere. We will compensate you for any damage caused to your crops," she said.

"Fine. Just don't let them catch you."

At the mention of "them", an unpleasant sensation arose in Captain Carson's stomach. She made a mental note to investigate it.

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Meanwhile, two Aurors disguised as birdwatchers were watching Stripetail and his retinue.

One of them used an self-writing quill to note down the appearance of the arrivals.

In particular, they took note of Stripetail and Ms. Swimmer.

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(Myaardi)

The ship slowly descended through the atmosphere with the solar knight alongside them. Once they broke through the cloud cover, they were able to see a veritable patchwork of terrain.

Chasms of dark purple rock, plains with cyan grass with yellow and pink trees all marked the landscape in an seemingly random pattern. The more "normal" terrain followed a more sensible distribution. And of course, several floating islands were visible.

And clustered around enormous stone tower set in the middle of a grassy plain, were several small houses that clearly made up a village.

Once the shuttles had landed in the grassy plain, the solar knight landed next to them.

"Greetings, travelers," the knight said, taking off his glowing helm, revealing a young man with sand colored hair. Despite his otherwise Human appearance, there was something distinctly inhuman about him.

[Nick22]

 glad to be here.. wherever here is " ratchet saud through his helmet. ' leadthe wayt.. ' he said to the knight. ' we'll need to find out whats going on here.. and stop it.." most likely its something to do with Chong." " with that guys record, it should be the default assumption ' Gabumon said, as they took a look at the colorful surroundings.
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 Warfangs ring glowed tan ' Hi Cynder. ' dixies voice reached her. " I'm on the surface of Pottermore, trying to blend in.  join me down here when you can. just keep your eyes open. Stripetail has told us to expect constant surveillance, something about a war going on  down here.  Who are you bringing with? Skylands?  Ember? or Dulcy? or all 3?" Probably all 3, Ember wants to make trade with the region, if possible ' Warfang replie. ' spyro is also wanting some couple time with me, we've been really busy on the job , and he wants some ' us'; time, you know?" I understand , of course. You guys thinking about having some little dragons?' Dixie said with a laugh. ' No, Not as long as Sparx is basically a roommate.' Cynder said. " you could always lock him in a closet- no wait, you;'ve been stuck in a closet with him.. scratch that idea. " Dixie said. ' tigeress could freeeze his mkouth shiut, that woul;d make a word of difference."Warfang smirked.
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 Po was eating some of the foods Jing had sent him while he recuperated from surgery to treat his injuries. ' truthfully, this food is pretty good.' po said as he munched on some cookies jing had included. ' still not all that pumped about all the dates she has lined up. i mean really, date 11, is  surfboard night? I've never even ridden a surfboard.' Po said with a sigh.  the door opened as viper slid in carrying a ' get well soon ' basket, or in her case clutching it in her coils. ' Hi Po. brought you something, the team all pitched in, tigeress found those chocolatye sprinkled dumplinbgs you really like... ' ' thanks Viper." Look po, i know you are well nervous about jing.. but She and I had a chance to chat the other day. She actually is a very sweet girl- yes she talks about you like a groupie for a rock star, but there are plenty worse girls out there- you heard about that rhino girl who was busted going through Master ox's undergarments?" ushi, wasnt that her name?' Po said, making a face . "yeah. guess how many pairs of his underwear she had?' 500 something wast it?' Po guessed ' 5, 555 to be precise.. ' Viper said and po's mouth driopped open..' She must really have a thing for   rhino skin under garments.' " yes, to put it mildly.. she;s now spending the next 15 years in the valleys maximum security prison..' Viper said.  ' eww' po said.. '' like I said, as long as she isnt stealing your undergarments , she cant be worse."
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 aby stuck his trunk in, carrying a pipping hot order of food..' dinner breaqk,milord and ladies' abu said. ' just had it in deliverd. please taje it from me quickly, this stuff is VERY hot ..' he said to the trio..