Note: You can put your ideas in this thread too. I'm just going to mention mine first because I know them.
Land Before Time XIV: The Friendly Sharptooth Flyer
Mama Flyer: What brings you to the Great Valley?
Ptero: Ummmmmm, just looking around.
Mama Flyer: Well Ptero, it is getting late. Care to spend the night with us?
Ptero: (Taken aback) Spend the night in a Leaf Eater nest?
Mama Flyer: (Confused) Leaf Eater nest?
Petrie: No mind him Mama. He fly into rock and get knocked silly. His senses come back eventually me think.
Ptero: (Thinking quickly) Yeah, that’s right, bump on the head. Should be back to normal soon.
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Ptero: Ummmm, guys, there is something I must tell you. I cannot hide it from you anymore.
Littlefoot: What is it?
Ptero: (Trembling) I’m…….I’m……I’m a Sharptooth!
(The Gang of Five laughs, not believing him.)
Petrie: (Not believing him) (Laughing) Good one Ptero. How could you be a sharptooth? You no have sharp teeth.
Ptero: Reach into my mouth. I promise I won’t bite.
Petrie: (Still laughing) Ok. Me play along. (Puts hand into Ptero’s mouth. Touches a pointy tooth and pulls back) Ow, that sharp! (Realization) Wait, that one sharp!
Ptero: (Nodding miserably) Yeah. I have many like that.
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Ptero: My mother isn’t fond of leaf eaters because of what happened to father. In fact, she said that there is only one good place for leaf eaters to go.
Cera: The Great Valley?
Ptero: Our stomachs.
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Ptero: Ok, what have you decided to do with me? If you’re going to kill me, please get it over with. I hate waiting. The suspense is what is killing me right now.
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Land Before Time XVII: The Terror of the Mysterious Beyond Part 1: The Bothtooth Tyrant
(Note, Perrin is Petrie's Girlfriend and Andromeda is on her way to being Chomper's girlfriend and Alfred is Cera's boyfriend.)
Petrie: (Flying around Perrin) Me having a good time.
Perrin: (Flying around Petrie) I'm having a good time too. (The two collide and hit the ground.)
Petrie: (Sore) Me not having such a good time anymore.
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Cera's Father: I hear you're dating my daughter.
Alfred: (Nervous) Yes, sir, that is true.
Cera: Come on daddy, leave him alone.
Cera's Father: I'll be quiet soon enough Cera dear. But, first things first. I want you to treat her well. Try anything funny and.... (Runs at big rock and smashes it to bits with head) that will be you. Do I make myself clear?
Alfred: (Nodding nervously) Yes sir.
Cera's Father: Good then, we've got that taken care of.
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Chomper: (Speaking in Sharptooth) I'm on a diet.
Andromeda: (Speaking in Sharptooth) You look pretty fit. What kind of diet?
Chomper: (Speaking in Sharptooth) I'm on a no leaf-eater diet. I've been on it for about 15 cold times.
Andromeda: (Speaking in Sharptooth) Are you serious?!
Chomper: (Speaking in Sharptooth) As serious as an Earthshake.
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Andromeda: (Speaking in Sharptooth) Chomper. Cute name.
Chomper: (Speaking in Sharptooth) Yeah, it was given by my leaf eater friends.
Andromeda: (Speaking in Sharptooth) (Snickering) Good one Chomper!
Ruby: (Speaking in Sharptooth) He's serious you know.
Andromeda: (Speaking in Shaprtooth) Ok, very funny joke you two!
Chomper: (Speaking in Sharptooth) Oh, it's no joke. However, I do happen to have a very good one about the Longneck, the Fast Biter, the Egg Stealer, and the Fast Runner.
Andromeda: (Speaking in Sharptooth) Oh for the love of..... (Puts claw to head in exasperation) You aren't joking, are you?
Ruby: Well Chomper, this has gone well.
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The Land Before Time XVII: The Terror of the Mysterious Beyond Part 2: The Whispering Heart
Chomper: Great, we lost them!
Andromeda: We also lost ourselves too!
Chomper: I recall that Ali said she once lived in a place like this. What was the name of it? I forgot.
Andromeda: This place is so misty! I cannot see a thing!
Chomper: Oh yeah, they called it the Land of Mists!
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Andromeda: I love the Tickle Fuzzies more than the Leaf Eaters.
Chomper: Me too. They aren't as spicy as Buzzing Stingers, but they are juicier.
Andromeda: Yes they are.
Chomper: However, they give me gas. (Andromeda moves away from him.) Just kidding.
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Chomper: Hello Mo!
Mo: Chomper, is that you?
Andromeda: Oh look, dessert!
Chomper: No, Andromeda, Mo is a friend!
Mo: Who is she Chomper?
Chomper: A friend of mine. She is still having trouble not eating my friends.
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Petrie: Wow, this valley even better than Great Valley! Food here to die for!
Perrin: (Spotting approaching Tyrannosauruses) (Nervous) Um, actually, it really is!
Petrie: Why you say that Perrin? (Perrin points at the approaching Sharpteeth.) (Spots them) (Calmly) Oh. (Panicky) Me gonna die!
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Andromeda: (Speaking in Sharptooth) Have a drink! (Loosens boulders, sending water at Red Claw's Fast Biters, washing them away.)
Red Claw (Furious) (Speaking in Sharptooth) Chomper and Andromeda!!!!
Chomper (Giggling) (Speaking in Sharptooth) (Grabbing a tree) Have a salad Red Claw!
Red Claw: (Fuming) (Speaking in Sharptooth) I'm going to get you! (Snaps at Chomper's arms) (Chomper swings the tree at him and he gets a huge mouthful of leaves in his mouth.) (Spits out leaves) Ptttttuhhhhh! (Angry) Guys!
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Cera: All right! Give up! We have a Sharptooth and we're not afraid to use him!
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Gallim: Longnecks taste like chicken.
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Littlefoot: Gallim you two-faced Deceptosaurus!
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Ruby: Hello my enemies, my enemies hello!
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Sierra: Fly my pretties! Fly!
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Ducky: Now you have maded me mad. You have, you have. Take that! (Uses karate on a Domehead)
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Chomper: Hey Red Claw! Yeah, you Tyrantosaurus! I have some unfinished business with you!
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Strut: Ozzy, egg-actly what are you planning to do?
Ozzy: (Advancing forward menacingly) I'm going to egg-sterminate you for getting in the way.
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(Note: Lisa is Spike's girlfriend.)
T-Rex: (Speaking in Sharptooth) Get the Spike tail. (Advances toward Spike with several other Sharpteeth.)
Lisa: Spike, we should run. (Runs) (Looks back) Spike!
Spike: (As Sharpteeth approach him) (Belches) ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!
Sharpteeth: (Smelling belch) Uggggggh! (Pass out)
Lisa: (Coming to Spike) You are so brave! (Spike smiles.) (Kisses him)
Spike: (Grinning stupidly) Dahhhhhhhhhhh!
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(Note: Thunderfoot and Arianna II are the children of Littlefoot and Ali. Arianna was Littlefoot's mother's name.)
Thunderfoot: Could you tell us how your found mother?
Arianna II: Yes, please tell us Daddy!
Littlefoot: I married my third cousin! My first and second cousins were eaten by Sharpteeth or else I would have married them instead.
Ali: (Irked) Littlefoot, if you make that joke one more time, I'm going to feed you to the Sharpteeth!
Littlefoot: (Annoyed) Geez Ali, you can't take a joke!
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