The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Animation => Topic started by: Chomper4 on September 28, 2009, 12:37:27 PM
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Exposure to the "blond" beam is mandatory to decrease their I.Q. Where else will we find enough blond women to fuel to stereotype.
Blond before exposure: I would like to be a geologist... or maybe a rocket scientist...
Blond after exposure: I'm gonna be a rock scientist!
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computer voice: "blondness detected, entrance to Blond Force headquarters allowed."
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Alternatively, the machine could MAKE her blond...
Normal woman: It takes a competitive person to succeed in this world.
Blondie: Let's all bury our troubles in a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
(no offense to real blonds meant.)
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She's discovering an innovative new way to suntan herself.