President Homer Simpson

Spartanguy88 · **on:** September 09, 2009, 10:18:22 AM

Homer: *Holding a bunch of balloons* I hope this works... *Walks up to Barack Obama* These are for you if you let me be the President of the United States.

Obama: Well... I already have some balloons; but they're not this nice. Deal!
*Takes balloons and walks off*

Homer: Sucker.

DualXz · **Reply #1 on:** September 09, 2009, 10:25:20 AM

Homer: "Now to relax, and make Lisa do all the work"

Noname · **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:07:57 PM

Just call me president... Hobama!

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2009, 05:33:33 PM

Historians later agreed that Simpson would never have won the presidency had Bush not ran against him for a third term.

Noname · **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:21:34 PM

It took him only 5 minutes to destroy the entire country... and 10 minutes to end the world!

Petrie. · **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:55:26 PM

"My first act as president is to have "D'oh!" added to all printed dictionaries!"

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2009, 07:43:02 PM

^-- You joke Petrie but the term "D'oh" is actually printed as an official English word in the Oxford Dictionary over here!

Homer: For my first decree, all taxes to be lifted from all beer based products!

DualXz · **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:04:04 PM

Homer" I hereby declare this day, and all the days, as donut days"
Imaganary Lisa

:"Dad..."
Homer:"Oh right, and beer day's as well!"
Imaganary Lisa

:

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:39:29 AM

"As President of the United States of America, I declare no taxes will ever be imposed on junk food and beer again. In fact, all of that 'Rabbit Food' on the Food Pyramid will be replaced with junk."

Nick22 · **Reply #9 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:51:44 AM

I hereby declare all beer to be free..

Noname · **Reply #10 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:00:50 AM

I declare every day of the year to be... Homer Simpson day. An executive order!

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #11 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:20:08 PM

"My first act as your President is this: I have signed an executive order to have two F-22 Raptors do an air-strike on Ned Flander's flower garden. We have evidence that it is not only a threat to national security, but also because they are so dumb to look at."

Noname · **Reply #12 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:11:55 PM

Homer: I was elected on the donut party ticket...

thebigdeal · **Reply #13 on:** September 15, 2009, 09:39:15 AM

Homer: hehehehehe. Gimmie Donuts

Noname · **Reply #14 on:** September 15, 2009, 07:21:32 PM

Homer: You don't wanna see what happened to the great seal of the USA...

Narrator: You replaced the eagle with a DONUT?!

Serris · **Reply #15 on:** September 29, 2009, 01:12:26 AM

Homer has just enacted Executive Order F41525, starting a terrible era of oppression for healthy eaters.

Noname · **Reply #16 on:** October 02, 2009, 02:31:27 AM

Homer Simpson: 1st president to give liberty and donuts to ALL!

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #17 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:13:04 PM

"In response to the Swine Flu, I will create a new health care plan that is guaranteed to make America both healthier, and immortal. So that way, when the machines from either the Matrix or Terminator start their takeover of Earth, WE WON'T DIE!!!"

Noname · **Reply #18 on:** November 02, 2009, 02:12:49 AM

Homer: I'm about one second away from signing a bill that will keep "The Simpsons" TV show on the air FOREVER!

StardustSoldier · **Reply #19 on:** March 08, 2020, 04:46:30 PM

rofl, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want this guy for my president. Then again, he can't be any worse than Donald Trump.