NEW THEORY

Now bare with me


Look at rooters eyebrows










Now this








I submit to you all that rooter is half Zinger.


 

Hi. Sorry for the late welcome. Did not know we has do many history buffs on the site.  My specialties are Japan starting in the Edo period up through the Bakumatsu and the Meiji.

Team Phonafoot

"WAFFLES???? HOW DARE YOU?"

Sharptooth jumped onto the counter, and roared. He stopped himself.


"Sigh......ok, i will make waffles"


Sharptooth walked into the kitchen and began mixing the batter.


"Now how do you make batter?" Sharptooth tossed in some garlic, red peppers, a tea bag, some blueberry's (Rotten) and maple syrup, plastic bottle and all.

Sharptooth was nervous. He put the batter onto a plate and held it over an open flame for 25 seconds.

He gave the concoction to the Professor.

"well?"

concerning to the final days of the dinosaurs

These stories will be presented in different formats and will be MOSTLY one shots and told from different points of view.


Chapter one


The organization of the Sharpteeth


In a time before the birth of the "5 Subjects", the world was a much different place. Great herds roamed the vast continent. The great Sharpteeth had little power in this time. The Shaprteeth did not live in herds, and many did not have a partner. These great monsters could not overpower entire herds, instead living as scavengers.

The history of this time is sketchy, but one thing is known for sure. One Sharptooth started the revolution.

A starving, but very large Sharptooth had been pushed to his limit. No food. Little water. The Sharptooth was near death. In an act of desperation he charged into a herd of Longnecks. Nothing like this had happened in years. The longnecks began to panic, and most lost there lives in the attack. Only three escaped.

Word spread. One Sharptooth taking on a herd. Other Sharpteeth began to seek him out.

One month passed, and the sharpteeth had gathered. Hundreds of them. The first herd of Sharpteeth.

They had one goal in sight. To take the continent from the plant eaters.

They had a leader, now to be refereed to as "Sharptooth Alpha". They had the numbers. They had the will.

The conquest began.


Next Chapter

The fall of the dinosaurs

At last, the day had come. Sharptooth turned the sign from "Closed" to "Open". His dream had come true. Sharptooth had opened his very own pancake restaurant.

"I sure hope someone comes soon" Said the giddy sharptooth, with his chefs hat and mixer in hand.

"Now i only hope i can figure out how to make pancakes"


At that moment, someone enters the restaurant.

What did you eat today at video game interest school?

Cera tries, in vain, to put in eye drops without hands.

Alas, poor redclaw could never find anyone who would tell him if he had something in his teeth.

The bad news is you fail them all



The good news is poptarts
(Yep)