The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on July 21, 2009, 04:57:25 PM
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I saw this and I just HAD to make a caption.
Caption away!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb237/pokeplayer984/RedClawScreechandThud.jpg)
Red Claw: How do I look?
Screech: Very Scary, Boss!
Thud: Though you could look scarier.
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Redclaw: Well go on, get me my latte before I get cranky!
Thud: Oh, you're not there already!
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Red Claw: Do I really look THAT fat from this angle?
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(Continuing from my last post... :p)
Red Claw: Do I really look THAT fat from this angle?
Thud: I ain't sayin' nothin'!
Screech: Me neither!
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Redclaw: "Arrrrgh!"
Screech: "What's wrong, boss?"
Redclaw: "My doctor told me I need to go on a diet and become a VEGETARIAN!"
Thud: "Ewww! What'd ya tell him?"
Redclaw: "I ate him, and yet I still feel cranky."
Screech and Thud: :blink:
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RC (red claw): does this brown skin and red eye make me fat? or should i rather stay with the green skin and 2 eyes?*
thud: green is sooo yesterday!
schreech & RC: :blink: uh thud did you watched bruno last night?
*reference to the sharptooth from the first movie,
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Red Claw: Alright, this is the plan: We'll search for those brats over near the lake. Once we're through there, we'll regroup and look over by the canyon.
Screech: Excuse me boss, but don't you think it would be better if we did it the other way around?
Thud: Or we could split up into teams and take them both at the same time.
Red Claw: Hm... yeah that's interesting... or I could just eat you two right now and get after those annoying kids myself.
Screech: ...Okay we'll do it your way.
Thud: You're the boss.
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Screech: Our plan has been foiled!
Thud: They saw through our disguise while being comically chased through the valley while 60's music was being played!
Red Claw: And I would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids! And their dog!
Screech: What's a "dog?"
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Red Claw: How do I look on this angle guys?
Screech: VERY handsome boss! She'll love you!
Thud (chuckling and thinking: Sure...your scar is just THAT unnoticable...:rolleyes:
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Redclaw: What do you mean we can't combine to form the megazord?!
Thud: We aren't Japanese robots, boss.
Screech: Just because we can morph into color-coded warriors doesn't mean that we can afford giant mechas...
The other two: :blink:
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Redclaw: "Who has the ring?"
Screech: "Ring? "
Thud: "I have it. Can't have a wedding without a ring."
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Thud: What do you mean you got Chomper's mom pregnant?
Red Claw: You are a fast-biter, Screech... HOW was that possible?
Screech: Well, it all started when she and I ate far too many of those fermented berries that sharpteeth should never eat...
Others: :blink: :blink:
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Redclaw: "You are taking her to the prom and want to know if I"ll chaperon?"
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Thud: Whats that smell?
Red Claw: :smile
Thud and Screech: :blink: :blink: