Have you read Calvin and Hobbes? He has the same problem all the time with his bike. You'd find it really funny.
That's what I was thinking of the moment I read the first post
Don't blame the bike. Such accidents can happen, but one can take some precautions to make them less likely.
Never break sharply on dusty ground. That's how I got my worst fly over the handles followed by the bike "riding" over me. I hope you are wearing a helmet?
But really, riding a bike is generally a good idea, especially if it is the alternative to using a car over short or medium distances.