Well you've inspired me GVG
I've decided to post my review of that movie now. So here's a look at one of the worst movies based off of a video game ever created. The reason why I say one of the worst is because many believe that honor is reserved for the Mario Bros. Movie.
The House of the DeadBackground - The House of the Dead is a popular arcade rails shooter in which you walk through a building, whether it be a house, lab, or any other random building, and you kill zombies. There are 6 games overall; these games were released among the arcades, Sega Dreamcast, PC, and Nintendo Wii consoles. Since this was such a popular game, obviously a movie had to be made. Unfortunately for us, the producer who was hired for this movie was none other than Uwe Boll, a god at taking very popular video games and making crappy movies out of them.
Storyline - The plot of the games is actually pretty unique. A madman unleashes his zombie mutants to take over the world. Eventually throughout the course of the games, this leads to the apocalypse. The only hope to stop the zombies are certain AMS agents. While the story may not have been the best, it was creative. Unfortunately, the movie does not follow the game AT ALL. In the movie, a group of teenagers travel to an island for a rave. The island is filled with zombies led by a leader who wishes immortality. The story is completely awful. There is no relevance to the game's plot and it above all doesn't make sense.
Actors - Another problem with this movie is the acting. The acting is terrible, but that's mostly because there are no big names in it. Now I'm not saying if you are not a big name then you are a terrible actor, but none of the actors are really recognizable from anything else, and their acting is so bland that you don't even care about them. The only big name in this movie is Clint Howard. He actually does the best acting in the movie and he's not even a main character. Bottom line, acting is terrible.
Action/Music - Again, there is plenty of action in the games, so there has to be action in the movie. While there is action in the movie, it's also another problem. The House of the Dead game is a horror shooter, even if it isn't scary, yet the movie is an action movie. All of the action is over-the-top and cheesy. There is a lot of unnecessary bullet-time sequences, although some are actually kind of cool. The music does not fit the movie at all. It's mostly techno with one rap song during the main fight scene. Overall, action is overused and music is terrible.
Any Positives? - Normally I talk about the downsides of the movie, but because 95% of the movie is flawed I'm reversing it. There are a couple good things about this movie, but they are not enough to make it a good movie. First of all, this is the first zombie movie where the people actually know that they are fighting zombies, so points to them. Also, there is a scene where all of the group is fully armed with all these random guns and are walking, not running, WALKING, AND IN BULLET TIME, towards a house and are just shooting down zombies left and right. This is probably the most relevant to the game you can get, but it's also the most over-the-top.
So what else is there to say about this movie? Well, it is terrible. In fact, it is so bad that it actually becomes good. You can't watch this movie and expect it to be good. So if you ever decide to watch this movie, and may God help you if you do, watch it knowing it will be horrible and you will enjoy it even more. Trust me on this it actually works.