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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Pangaea on May 01, 2010, 12:11:45 AM

Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on May 01, 2010, 12:11:45 AM
Three weeks ago I was visiting the zoo with my family, and we saw this sleeping red kangaroo (Macropus rufus) in a position that just screamed “caption me!” :lol I'm sure we can come up with lots of 'em for this one:

(https://s20.postimg.org/jgf3ifcql/SDC14526-1.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

“Ohhhhh...I ate WAAAAAYYY too much grass...”
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Noname on May 01, 2010, 12:16:14 AM
Three words. World's largest roadkill.
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Ptyra on May 01, 2010, 12:25:04 AM
(To some other Kangaroos) "Duuuuudes, you need to try some of this sun! It feels reaaaaaaal good on your fur! Just lounge, duuuudes, it's greaaat! *insert more Hippie persuasion here*"
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on May 01, 2010, 12:26:07 AM
“I thought the rules of the boxing tournament said, ëno hitting below the pouch’!”
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Ptyra on May 01, 2010, 12:28:16 AM
"I think I'm laying next to someone's poo, but I'm too lazy to get up and move"
Seriously, I think he is  :blink:
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Noname on May 01, 2010, 12:30:23 AM
The kangaroo that thought it was a possum.
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on May 01, 2010, 12:34:05 AM
Quote from: Ptyra,Apr 30 2010 on  11:28 PM
"I think I'm laying next to someone's poo, but I'm too lazy to get up and move"
Seriously, I think he is  :blink:
Yeah, I noticed that while I was posting the image. :oops I had pictures from other angles too, but a quick check just now revealed that there's poo in almost all of them, and in the ones that don't, the kangaroo is in a different position that is far less funny than this one.
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on May 01, 2010, 12:40:00 AM
^ Sorry; should've posted a caption:

“All right, who’s the wise guy who pulled my chair back?”
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Amaranthine on May 01, 2010, 12:41:40 AM
RIP-Charlie

He had you at "poo".

:p
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Ptyra on May 01, 2010, 12:41:52 AM
"Man, that psychiatrist was SO weird! You'd think he was Freud or something! 'You have an Oedipus Complex' indeed. What does that have to do with Anatidaephobia?"
Let's hope someone knows what that is XD
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Amaranthine on May 01, 2010, 12:42:59 AM
Another one:

Charile was so pooped, he couldn't even remove himself away from the poo.

Charlie: EWWWWWWW

*KO*
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Noname on May 01, 2010, 12:43:00 AM
The kangaroo faints after hearing what happened to Steve Irwin that day...
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Ptyra on May 01, 2010, 12:44:43 AM
 (In sleep)"You tap-dancing hamsters. You rock my world with your little blurry feet" (http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/)
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Kor on May 01, 2010, 12:47:14 AM
"Wow, I never noticed how colorful everything is."

From offscreen: "Sounds like he ate more of those leaves that make you act funny."

another offscreen voice: "He's going to be this way for most of the day. "

first offscreen voice: "At least with fur he won't get sunburn."
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Noname on May 01, 2010, 12:52:11 AM
How the kangaroos reacted to the cancellation of the Land Before Time.
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on May 01, 2010, 12:54:52 AM
Quote from: Ptyra,Apr 30 2010 on  11:41 PM
"Man, that psychiatrist was SO weird! You'd think he was Freud or something! 'You have an Oedipus Complex' indeed. What does that have to do with Anatidaephobia?"
Let's hope someone knows what that is XD
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you. :lol

I love The Far Side. :smile
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Noname on May 01, 2010, 12:56:08 AM
That's the last kangaroo that ever bothered Chuck Norris...
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Kor on May 01, 2010, 12:59:14 AM
The star of Kangaroo Jack resting before his next scene before the camera.
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Ptyra on May 01, 2010, 01:07:20 AM
Quote from: Pangaea,Apr 30 2010 on  10:54 PM
Quote from: Ptyra,Apr 30 2010 on  11:41 PM
"Man, that psychiatrist was SO weird! You'd think he was Freud or something! 'You have an Oedipus Complex' indeed. What does that have to do with Anatidaephobia?"
Let's hope someone knows what that is XD
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you. :lol

I love The Far Side. :smile
THERE'S A DUCK IN THE OTHER BUILDING! I don't remember the caption, but I remember the image XD . Far Side was actually the first place I learned about the phobia, and I wondered if it was real. 'Course, I would have guessed that you would have known

"Duuude, I think I had too many root beers."
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Noname on May 01, 2010, 01:15:37 AM
This fella just ran the New York marathon.
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on May 01, 2010, 01:23:07 AM
Quote from: Ptyra,May 1 2010 on  12:07 AM
"Duuude, I think I had too many root beers."
That happens to me sometimes. :p

“I had no idea koalas could punch that hard!”
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Caustizer on May 01, 2010, 02:06:45 AM
How to cook your Kangaroo:

Step One: Knock out with baseball bat.
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on May 01, 2010, 05:18:37 AM
Poor Skippy...never saw that boomerang coming...tis a shame :lol
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Kor on May 01, 2010, 09:47:51 AM
"Hopping around all day is not as easy as it looks."
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 02, 2010, 12:18:51 AM
Hehe, this image would be great for a motivational poster on hangovers :lol.

Will this picture of Priscilla, smashed and out cold, make it to her Facebook profile?  Let's hope not :p!
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on May 02, 2010, 01:28:40 AM
“Ow...Okay...I guess I’m not a tree kangaroo after all...” :wacko
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Noname on May 02, 2010, 01:56:09 AM
What happens when kangaroos drink and hop.
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Kor on May 02, 2010, 02:07:57 AM
What roos do when the time of the day is to hot to hop.
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Lain_EX on May 02, 2010, 04:55:16 AM
Begging for a belly rub? =3
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Noname on May 02, 2010, 05:14:00 AM
Another victim of the banana peel.
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on May 03, 2010, 10:12:40 PM
“I hate Mondays...”
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on May 26, 2010, 01:46:54 AM
“Note to self: The next time someone shouts ëWRECKING BALL!!!’, duck, don’t turn and look.” :wacko
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: WeirdRaptor on May 26, 2010, 03:50:21 AM
Driver: "Eh, he might be a little bruised, but might as well just strap him to the hood and take him home."
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 27, 2010, 01:25:58 AM
"Ahhhh, now THIS is the life.  Eat, sleep, and...er...em, what was that last one?  Oh, never mind.  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: StarfallRaptor on May 27, 2010, 01:33:56 AM
Duuuuuu~de!  You look, like...so weird upside down...
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on May 27, 2010, 05:10:37 AM
“Who’s the genius who installed that automatic door to open OUTwards?!”
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Kor on May 27, 2010, 07:33:49 AM
"I'm exhausted from escaping from those crazy tourists.   And they call us animals wild."
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on May 28, 2010, 06:08:56 AM
“Dang repossessors . . . took my tanning bed.” <_<
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Noname on May 30, 2010, 05:21:01 AM
50 bystanders passed that poor kangaroo by, thinking one of them would help it. By the time someone responded, it was too late.   :blink:
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on June 26, 2010, 11:07:32 PM
Kangaroo: “Hey, you! Yeah, you, the swallow up there in the sky carrying a coconut! You’re a five-ounce bird and that’s a one-pound nut! Don’t you know you’re defying the laws of physics?! Drop it right now!”

*BONK!*

Kangaroo: “Damn you, Isaac Newton . . .” :wacko
Title: Sleeping kangaroo
Post by: Pangaea on September 04, 2010, 02:12:43 AM
Stunt Kangaroo strongly considers rethinking his career.