Sleeping kangaroo

[Pangaea]

Three weeks ago I was visiting the zoo with my family, and we saw this sleeping red kangaroo (Macropus rufus) in a position that just screamed “caption me!” I'm sure we can come up with lots of 'em for this one:



“Ohhhhh...I ate WAAAAAYYY too much grass...”

[Noname]

Three words. World's largest roadkill.

[Ptyra]

(To some other Kangaroos) "Duuuuudes, you need to try some of this sun! It feels reaaaaaaal good on your fur! Just lounge, duuuudes, it's greaaat! *insert more Hippie persuasion here*"

[Pangaea]

“I thought the rules of the boxing tournament said, ëno hitting below the pouch’!”

[Ptyra]

"I think I'm laying next to someone's poo, but I'm too lazy to get up and move"
Seriously, I think he is  :blink:

[Noname]

The kangaroo that thought it was a possum.

[Pangaea]

"I think I'm laying next to someone's poo, but I'm too lazy to get up and move"
Seriously, I think he is  :blink:

Yeah, I noticed that while I was posting the image. I had pictures from other angles too, but a quick check just now revealed that there's poo in almost all of them, and in the ones that don't, the kangaroo is in a different position that is far less funny than this one.

[Pangaea]

^ Sorry; should've posted a caption:

“All right, who’s the wise guy who pulled my chair back?”

[Amaranthine]

RIP-Charlie

He had you at "poo".

[Ptyra]

"Man, that psychiatrist was SO weird! You'd think he was Freud or something! 'You have an Oedipus Complex' indeed. What does that have to do with Anatidaephobia?"
Let's hope someone knows what that is XD

[Amaranthine]

Another one:

Charile was so pooped, he couldn't even remove himself away from the poo.

Charlie: EWWWWWWW

*KO*

[Noname]

The kangaroo faints after hearing what happened to Steve Irwin that day...

[Ptyra]

(In sleep)"You tap-dancing hamsters. You rock my world with your little blurry feet"
"You tap-dancing hamsters. You rock my world with your little blurry feet"

[Kor]

"Wow, I never noticed how colorful everything is."

From offscreen: "Sounds like he ate more of those leaves that make you act funny."

another offscreen voice: "He's going to be this way for most of the day. "

first offscreen voice: "At least with fur he won't get sunburn."

[Noname]

How the kangaroos reacted to the cancellation of the Land Before Time.

[Pangaea]

"Man, that psychiatrist was SO weird! You'd think he was Freud or something! 'You have an Oedipus Complex' indeed. What does that have to do with Anatidaephobia?"
Let's hope someone knows what that is XD

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you.

I love The Far Side.

[Noname]

That's the last kangaroo that ever bothered Chuck Norris...

[Kor]

The star of Kangaroo Jack resting before his next scene before the camera.

[Ptyra]

"Man, that psychiatrist was SO weird! You'd think he was Freud or something! 'You have an Oedipus Complex' indeed. What does that have to do with Anatidaephobia?"
Let's hope someone knows what that is XD

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you.

I love The Far Side.

THERE'S A DUCK IN THE OTHER BUILDING! I don't remember the caption, but I remember the image XD . Far Side was actually the first place I learned about the phobia, and I wondered if it was real. 'Course, I would have guessed that you would have known

"Duuude, I think I had too many root beers."

[Noname]

This fella just ran the New York marathon.