Sleeping kangaroo

Pangaea · **Reply #20 on:** May 01, 2010, 01:23:07 AM

Quote from: Ptyra,May 1 2010 on 12:07 AM

"Duuude, I think I had too many root beers."

That happens to me sometimes.

“I had no idea koalas could punch that hard!”

Caustizer · **Reply #21 on:** May 01, 2010, 02:06:45 AM

How to cook your Kangaroo:

Step One: Knock out with baseball bat.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #22 on:** May 01, 2010, 05:18:37 AM

Poor Skippy...never saw that boomerang coming...tis a shame

Kor · **Reply #23 on:** May 01, 2010, 09:47:51 AM

"Hopping around all day is not as easy as it looks."

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #24 on:** May 02, 2010, 12:18:51 AM

Hehe, this image would be great for a motivational poster on hangovers

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Will this picture of Priscilla, smashed and out cold, make it to her Facebook profile? Let's hope not

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Pangaea · **Reply #25 on:** May 02, 2010, 01:28:40 AM

“Ow...Okay...I guess I’m not a tree kangaroo after all...”

Noname · **Reply #26 on:** May 02, 2010, 01:56:09 AM

What happens when kangaroos drink and hop.

Kor · **Reply #27 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:07:57 AM

What roos do when the time of the day is to hot to hop.

Lain_EX · **Reply #28 on:** May 02, 2010, 04:55:16 AM

Begging for a belly rub? =3

Noname · **Reply #29 on:** May 02, 2010, 05:14:00 AM

Another victim of the banana peel.

Pangaea · **Reply #30 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:12:40 PM

“I hate Mondays...”

Pangaea · **Reply #31 on:** May 26, 2010, 01:46:54 AM

“Note to self: The next time someone shouts ëWRECKING BALL!!!’, duck, don’t turn and look.”

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #32 on:** May 26, 2010, 03:50:21 AM

Driver: "Eh, he might be a little bruised, but might as well just strap him to the hood and take him home."

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #33 on:** May 27, 2010, 01:25:58 AM

"Ahhhh, now THIS is the life. Eat, sleep, and...er...em, what was that last one? Oh, never mind. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

StarfallRaptor · **Reply #34 on:** May 27, 2010, 01:33:56 AM

Duuuuuu~de! You look, like...so weird upside down...

Pangaea · **Reply #35 on:** May 27, 2010, 05:10:37 AM

“Who’s the genius who installed that automatic door to open OUTwards?!”

Kor · **Reply #36 on:** May 27, 2010, 07:33:49 AM

"I'm exhausted from escaping from those crazy tourists. And they call us animals wild."

Pangaea · **Reply #37 on:** May 28, 2010, 06:08:56 AM

“Dang repossessors . . . took my tanning bed.” <_<

Noname · **Reply #38 on:** May 30, 2010, 05:21:01 AM

50 bystanders passed that poor kangaroo by, thinking one of them would help it. By the time someone responded, it was too late. :blink:

Pangaea · **Reply #39 on:** June 26, 2010, 11:07:32 PM

Kangaroo: “Hey, you! Yeah, you, the swallow up there in the sky carrying a coconut! You’re a five-ounce bird and that’s a one-pound nut! Don’t you know you’re defying the laws of physics?! Drop it right now!”

*BONK!*

Kangaroo: “Damn you, Isaac Newton . . .”