I'd say get a fan fiction.net account, wait a few days so you can upload stories and upload it there. That way, you can go "full throttle" with obscenities (as long as you rate it appropriately).
"something average that he was good at cooking" sounds a little awkward.
I'd also say work on the descriptions a bit. Though I have a powerful "visualization suite" and can produce images with scant description; it would be nicer to have more vivid descriptions.