Good News, Bad News

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #80 on:** June 24, 2010, 05:52:54 PM

The bad news is that the world is enslaved toBZZZT Attention all humans. This is your new overlord speaking. You shall all be forced to do hard labor.

The good news is that I have transformed into a dragon and am exempt from the enslavement of humanity.

Amaranthine · **Reply #81 on:** June 24, 2010, 05:55:43 PM

The bad news is you are only a dragon for a day. :/ Shucks.

The good news is I am the overlord of the whole universe and all of the other universes for all eternity!

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #82 on:** June 24, 2010, 05:56:50 PM

The bad news for you and good news for me is that I find a way to permanently transform into a dragon and eat you, thereby becoming overlord of reality!

Pangaea · **Reply #83 on:** June 25, 2010, 04:45:51 AM

The bad news is, the job of Overlord of Reality takes a lot of responsibility, and stresses you out so much that you die young.

The good news is, summer is here. (A boring one, I know.

)

Amaranthine · **Reply #84 on:** June 27, 2010, 05:40:59 PM

The bad news is you only have summer break for a month.

The good news is...I found a nickel. And his name is Philip.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #85 on:** July 01, 2010, 08:50:44 PM

The bad news is that Philip hates you.

The good news is that no one on the GoF does.

Amaranthine · **Reply #86 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:02:17 PM

The bad news is that I HATE IT. o.O

The good news is I can understand math!

Ptyra · **Reply #87 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:05:34 PM

The bad news is that it only covers Sophomore-level..."stuff".

The good news is, someone actually simply walked into Mordor.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #88 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:23:57 PM

The bad news is that the person had the One Ring, and was captured by COMPETENT villains, and Sauron got the One Ring and rose to power again, causing Middle Earth to fall to darkness.

The good news is that I found the cure to all diseases in the world.

Amaranthine · **Reply #89 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:25:21 PM

The bad news is when new diseases come, no one will be immune to any diseases and our population as we know it will dwindle.

The good news is I found a hat!

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #90 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:26:13 PM

The bad news is that the hat, once put on your head, SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS AND SETS YOUR HEAD ON FIRE!!!

The good news is that I found a better hat. One that won't spontaneously combust.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #91 on:** July 18, 2010, 12:58:02 AM

The bad news is that somebody put adhesive in the hat without your knowledge, and now you've gotta shave the hat and hair off

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The good news is that mosquitoes are not at the top of the food chain.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #92 on:** July 18, 2010, 01:03:55 AM

The bad news is that humans are not, either. Dragons were. (Wait, that would be good news, since that would mean dragons are real). So you know what, dragons weren't the dominant species. Amoeba were.

The good news is that I have never seen "Batman and Robin."

(I'm breaking the rules here, just because I had a funny response to this type of "good news" comment.)

The bad news is that I have to watch The Star Wars Holiday Special and Titanic - The Animated Musical AT THE SAME TIME!!

The good news is that after I watch these movies, Santa Christ came and wiped these movies from existence.

Serris · **Reply #93 on:** July 18, 2010, 09:48:26 PM

The bad news is that his price is he removes 2 of your favorite movies from existence.

The good news is that every member of the GOF gains powerful psionic abilities.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #94 on:** July 18, 2010, 09:53:29 PM

The bad news is that we are all tormented by dreams of this clip from "Junior" (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger)
this clip from "Junior" (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger)

The good news is that I quit the GOF just before this horrible accident.

Ptyra · **Reply #95 on:** July 18, 2010, 10:00:00 PM

The bad news is that you're the only one who can fix it.

The good news is, PETA finally gave in to their idiocy and acted became a nice, tame, lovable animal welfare group

Serris · **Reply #96 on:** July 18, 2010, 10:36:58 PM

The bad news is that the ALF have resorted to even more violent tactics.

The good news is that it is now legal to make, publish and sell fan fiction.

Nick22 · **Reply #97 on:** July 18, 2010, 10:53:19 PM

bad news is the fan fiction is terrible
good news is that my left eye is completely fized and i have sucessful surgery on my right eye so i don;'t need glasses

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #98 on:** July 18, 2010, 10:55:51 PM

The bad news is that the surgery left you comatose, with no hope of ever regaining consciousness. Good luck living as a vegetable!

The good news is that I have absolutely no flaws whatsoever. I have become the ultimate being of all existence, defying causality itself to become A GOD!!

Pangaea · **Reply #99 on:** July 19, 2010, 04:20:22 AM

The bad news is, a lot of people* hate you for your flawlessness, and eventually one jealous lunatic shoots you.

*no one on the GOF, at least

The good news is, the chicken got across the road safely.