The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on March 24, 2010, 10:05:39 AM
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Okay, here's a nice game.
Basically, in this game, you rule the world. Now please write down your laws.
It doesn't matter what it is, just put down a law.
I'll start.
Law #1: If you troll you are hereby banned from using the internet. Any attempts of accessing the internet when banned will result in viruses overloading your computer. If you attempt to use another computer, you will overload that one as well.
Okay everyone, take it away! :)
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Law #2: Alcohol, cigarettes and illegal drugs are completely forbidden. Any usage of these drugs will cause a trial.
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law #3: Everyone that says 'rawr' is automatically a respected person and shall not be discriminated for their choice of words :P:
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law #3: Everyone that says 'rawr' is automatically a respected person and shall not be discriminated for their choice of words :P:
Rawr! Does that make me a respected person? :lol
Law #4: Bullying an innocent kid will result in being forced to watch a looping rick-roll video 24-hours non-stop. :angel
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Law #5: The age of accountability should be decreased to 8. So, if a 8-year-old child kills someone (deliberately), this kid will spend the rest of his live in jail!
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#6 The age to get a drivers license will be decreased to 13 years of age
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Law # 7: Rickroll and die! Violators will be shot! Survivors will be shot again! :lol
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Law #8: All nationwide expressway speed limits now begin at 75 MPH! Anybody caught going under the speed limit must run a mile through a busy area in their underoos :p.
Hey, maybe this will deter folks from holding up traffic :lol!
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#9: Executions will now commence on my whim. Now, worship me through my personality cult.
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Law #10. A person may not have a porcupine in their back pocket at any time.
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Law #11 Every person is obliged, by law, to have a pet duck with them at all times
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Law #12: It is unlawful to put ketchup on eggs if you intend to eat them.
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Law #13: Nobody shall spit in a parking lot at ANY time!
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Law #14: ALL toilet paper will be thick enough so your fingers don't go through it when you try to wipe. The virtually transparent shit at gas stations and such will be burned and replaced with decent stuff.
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Law #15: Anyone who causes a stink in a public restroom will be required to spray perfume or some other fragrance. If they do not have a fragrance on hand, they will scrub the entire stall clean with a toothbrush!
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Law #10. A person may not have a porcupine in their back pocket at any time.
Hee heee
Law #15
Hate/fear/discrimation, etc. of ANY animal is strictly forbidden...(except mosquitoes and other such thing). Violators will be forced to be Rick Rolled, play BOTH Zelda CD-I games, and all the LBT movies (if they despise them. Those who love it will be forced to watch Dinosaur Train)
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Law # 16: Henceforth, diplomatic immunity is redefined to mean that all diplomats must have their shots. Any consulate, ambassador, or other diplomatic agent in need of vaccination gets it for free. If they refuse, they get injected with the disease itself! :blink:
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Law #17: Chewing your food loudly and with your mouth open in any public setting is strictly forbidden! So shall it be written, so shall it be done!
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Law 18: Sprite and 7UP will be forced to admit they are the same thing.
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Law 18: Sprite and 7UP will be forced to admit they are the same thing.
LOL.
Law #19. Any person smacked with a fish shall not submit any complaints, and will immediately admit they deserved it.
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Law 20: Cats are now to be equally labeled as "Man's Best Friend," alongside dogs.
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Law #21. If, at any time, any person cannot sing clearly the Family Guy theme song, said person(s) will submit themselves into custody and face deportation.
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Law 22: Carnivores must be the heroes in at least 5 animated movies/shows every year
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Law #23: Belching as a way of telling the cook the food is good has officially made its way into law! Any individual who has been caught without belching even once will not only be fined double the appropriate gratuity, but also will be required to chug a can of soda of customer's choice.
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Rle #24. Any persons with the name Hannah Montana will face deportation.
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(Seriously, this many in one day? :blink: )
Law #25: Uwe Boll is hereby BANNED from EVER making another movie. If he attempts to do so again, he will be burned alive.
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Law #26: Moose must be allowed to enter Denmark for the rest of the world to have something to laugh at (http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Wonderful-Nature-135155165)
If not, we'll be bored and force the moose in with plungers.
That, and based off the artist's comment, the Danes need to know that there ARE bigger animals than foxes out there :lol
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To be completely random XD
Law #27 Any persons with the name Drake shall be sentenced to live in a cave for the rest of their lives
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Law #28. Tax deductions will be awarded to any persons that own a Ferret.
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Law #29
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
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Law #30. Any persons who contest Law #29 will face prosecution.
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Law #32 (two “Law #15”’s were posted):
To cut energy costs, all revolving doors, exercise bikes, and hamster wheels :p must be hooked up to the local power grid.
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Law #33. Multiple numbers of Law's that are identified by the same numeral(s) are now prohibited. Offenders will be smacked with a fish.
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Law #34: Any questioning of the physics of Anime will result in your screen blacking out.
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Law # 35: Pluto is hereby reinstated as a planet. Those who disagree are to be thrown down a well. :lol
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Law #36: In order to cut greenhouse gases, it is illegal to burn coal for any purpose. If you want a barbecue, you'll have to settle with cleaner burning Natural Gas.
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Law #37: It is hereby declared that all armed military forces must include at least one of each of the following:
- A bear cavalry squadron.
- A battalion of bipedal armored tanks.
- A squadron of special forces dolphin riders.
- A bomb disposal turtle unit.
- A sniper with a liberal arts degree, and an acquired taste for classical music.
- A heavily armored super multiple-weaponry battle tank, with a horribly nonthreatening name such as "Pipsqueak", "Fluffy" or "Snuggles".
- A professional, unbiased diplomatic individual with a solid belief in peace. They must also have an understanding of the human condition, and thus the flaws that make us who we are. They must also be a clown, and all diplomatic meetings will be resolved with a fight to the death with balloon swords.
Failure to comply will result in all offenders being forced to watch repeated screenings of Manos: the Hands of Fate, Monster a-Go Go, and the Jonas Brothers movie. Oh, and I'll probably throw some Biodome in there... just for kicks.
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Law #28. Tax deductions will be awarded to any persons that own a Ferret.
My sister would love that. She has two ferrets :lol.
Law #38: LBT hatefics and parodies are hereby banned from the Internet! Violators will be forced to sit in a padded room with a straightjacket on for a week and listen to "Oops Eeps" nonstop :lol!
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Law #38: LBT hatefics and parodies are hereby banned from the Internet! Violators will be forced to sit in a padded room with a straightjacket on for a week and listen to "Oops Eeps" nonstop :lol!
ROFL! Oh yes! That would be perfect torture to those who violated us. :D
Law #39: The Wisdom of Friends will be removed from all databases and shall be remade in the image of the fans.
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Law #40
From this day forward, the TRUE LBT fans will continue the LBT saga, and even base some movies off fanfictions, thus starting streams of AU, like the most recent Star Trek movie just did
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Rule #41: Anyone who is found not to own a gerbil will be fined one million dollars. No exceptions. The new baby's about to be born? You'd better get another gerbil. In addition, everyone must attend at least one gerbil convention per week.
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Rule # 42: Everyone is to subsist solely on gerbils. That means you must eat no fewer than three of them with every meal; breakfast, lunch, and dinner are gerbil-eating time.
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Poor gerbils XD .
Law #43
When you say the word "laser", you MUST say it in quotes like Dr. Evil. Otherwise, you will be locked in a room with one group of Yellowbellies singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" while another does "All Your Base Are Belong to Us"...at the exact same time...for an hour.
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Law #44: Recycling is mandatory. Anyone caught throwing a recyclable in the trash will have said recyclable flung at their head repeatedly until they put it in the appropriate container. :p
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^ :lol I concur!
#45- All animals will hereby be citizens of there own countries. Anyone that tries to pass an animal as property will result in the government to RELEASE THE HOUNDS! to the person, having them be eaten.
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Law #46 - Composting of all food scraps is mandatory. Violators will be sentenced to a minimum of 20 days but not more than 90 days of community service tending the town compost piles.
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Law #47 All citizens are to have killer rabbits instead of dogs as protection from burgulars and In-Laws <_<
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Law # 48: The Global Readjustment Act
The massive law will realign the peoples of the world in such a way as to produce the worst combination of ethnic/national/political groups for a given set of jobs. For starters, we shall have:
- British chefs (bread and sugar anyone?)
- German comedians (you don't wanna know)
- French police (who alternate between ineffective and brutal, depending on when it is in history)
- Italian prime ministers (who cannot seem to escape scandal)
- Chinese human rights experts (this one explains itself)
- American brewers (at least for major American beer brands.)
- Indian car makers (unless you LIKE a breakdown every month)
- Japanese lawyers (an almost extinct race)
- Russian engineers (who produce death trap planes and low quality goods)
- Arabs who do anything but work in the oil industry (or terrorism)
- And Canadian... just Canadians (maybe they do ice hockey well)
No offense against any ethnic group is meant in any way shape or form by this law, under penalty of deportation to Mars. Furthermore, the following areas are to be changed:
- North Dakota and South Dakota are now just Dakota. Same thing with North and South Carolina.
- All of the states in New England are now just "New England."
- Greenland will have a million settlers shipped into it from Europe. Australia will have 50 million, half from Asia, half from Europe.
- Canada is to be given 100 million settlers from all over the world, or is else to be abandoned to the Eskimos. Alaska is to receive 15 million settlers, or it shall suffer the same fate.
- China is to be divided: Mongolia gets outer Mongolia, Manchuria and Tibet go free, Taiwan stays independent, and Western China north of Tibet is to made into a country called Turkestan. China proper is to be divided into North and South countries, each one with their own traditions and major cities; Beijing and Shanghai in the North, Hong Kong and Canton in the South.
And finally, a single world road shall be built, extending across all oceans, with rest stops at regular intervals, even in the middle of the sea, so that no citizen is EVER more than 30 minutes away from a McDonalds, Starbuck's, or Taco Bell.
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Law #49: After a movie is completed, a group of highly trained professional reviewers, who are well trained to tell when a movie is bad, will be immediately dispatched to review the movie. They shall review the movie and only if they all agree that the movie is good will it be allowed to be viewed by the public.
If it is seen as a bad movie by these professionals, the creators are hereby given another year and $10 million to make it good. Refusal to make the movie good shall result in all traces of it, including the original film, copies, scripts, etc. being dropped into highly corrosive acid until they disappear from existence. Furthermore, all current bad movies shall be remade until they are good or they will suffer the same fate.
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Geez, this is why I'm glad this is just a game and we're really not lawmakers :crazy.
Law#50: Vegetarians shall be exempt from any laws mandating the consumption of meat products as previously listed :anger.
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Law # 51: Anyone complaining about crazy laws shall suffer death by being fired...
... out of a cannon, into the sun.
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Law #52
When you are extremely surprised, instead of yelling "*profanity*", you are to yell "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!"
Or else, we shall say "NI!" to you!
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Law #53: The word “dinosaur” may not be used to denote something that is obsolete, doomed, or a failure. Violators are sentenced to recite the names of all the stages of the Mesozoic era, from Induan to Maastrichtian, in the correct order, three times in a row, with no mistakes, while balancing a live owl on their head. :p
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Law #54 (We just love this game, don't we?)
If your ceiling begins to leak, fix it straight away, otherwise you will will have to...um...
scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule!
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Law #55: Anyone caught deliberately stepping on or driving over a snake will be made to swallow a whole pre-killed mouse with their hands tied behind their back. :p
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^ Buuurrrn
Law #56
Anyone who thinks the "Air Bud" sequels are better than the LBT sequels will be considered nuts and given a lecture about the reverse
(Seriously, I'd take singing dinosaurs going on adventures over talking sports-playing dogs/puppies (at this point) that have even more ridiculous adventures with even more ridiculous plots)
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Law #57. Firearms in a military are hereby and henceforth prohibited. Water balloons are hereby and henceforth mandatory.
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Law #58
The Dr. Who episode "The Fires of Pompeii" MUST be revised for more historical accuracy, for example, Evelina's name WILL be changed to Caecilia, since girls ONLY had feminine versions of their father's name...
Okay, technically, her name would be Lucia, but whatever.
The consequence of this will be watching a video containing every single scrap of information we have gained about Pompeii and the Caecilius Iucundus household...every single bit of it.
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Law #59 All Pokemon beyond the number 151 are therefore banned forever, anyone caught mentioning Pokemon number 152 and beyond will be sentenced to live with Eskimos for the rest of their lives.
(Yes, I hate all the new Pokemon....can't stand them XD)
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Law #60
The scores of all the LBT sequels shall have more of the original soundtrack
(Imagine how cool the River Chase scene in VII would have been with bits of the Sharptooth vs. Littlefoot's mom/earthquake music!)
Otherwise...um...
Otherwise there will be an overload of fans doing so, rather than the official...so...THERE!
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Law 61: People on the internet will have to accept that the furry fandom is nowhere near the most disgusting thing on the net.
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Law #62. Every 'Honda' brand car will be jettisoned in space.
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Law #59 All Pokemon beyond the number 151 are therefore banned forever, anyone caught mentioning Pokemon number 152 and beyond will be sentenced to live with Eskimos for the rest of their lives.
That's something I could support. ;)
Law #63. OPEC countries must sell their oil for euros only.
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Law #64. Upon reaching Law #100, a celebratory smilie is mandatory by the lawmaker.
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Law #65: Any comments, pictures, files, etc. of and/or relating to "Micheal Jackson is a pedophile" will be removed from the net and is banned from here on out.
Breaking of this law will result in banishment from the net.
(Seriously, I'm sick and tired of these stupid comments! That NEVER happened, people! He was a good man to the end!)
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Okay, looks like I'll have to double post on this one.
Law #66: The FCC will now be closed up and shall no longer have a say on what can and can't be on TV. Likewise, anything of that is said to be offensive shall be praised and those offended shall be laughed at.
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I love this game!! Some of these laws are hilarious!!
Law #67: Anyone who doesn't like The Lion King will have Hakuna Matata set as their ringtone
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Law #68: All those complaining that the Switch is getting too many ports, are free to throw all of their old games in a burning pile, if they hate them so much.
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Law #69: It's required by law to flush toilets in public restrooms; the punishment shall be 20 hours of community service working as a janitor for anyone who is caught not flushing a public toilet.
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In honor of my first time meeting a real live flat-earther:
Law #70: Anyone caught arguing that the Earth is flat are required to retake elementary school.
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I like that one, Flathead!
Law #71: Anyone who believes that nature should be exploited and not protected shall be forced to read all the works of John Muir and Henry David Thoreau and spend 200 hours in a year working to help protect the natural world.
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Law#72
By my word, King Ducky of the Great Valley, swimmers be superior to any other species. Failure to respect this order will result in having to listen to Rhett's nonsense for 24 hours :lol
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Law #73: By MY word as King Littlefoot of the Great Valley, longnecks rank just below swimmers, and therefore are superior to those snooty threehorns, along with all other dinosaurs other than swimmers. Anyone who says otherwise (unless they say longnecks are better than swimmers and therefore are #1) shall be whipped by Doc.
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I see you two have learned exactly what LBT was trying to teach :p
Law #74: More of an amendment of Law #73 then a new law; Rhett is excluded from any of the privileges associated with the Longneck's new status. I would give a punishment but he already has to endure his worst punishment: watching Littlefoot get to hang out with Ali from a distance.
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Shoot, you made a good point there. I did forget to exclude Rhett.
Law #75 (more of an amendment to 73 and 74 :p ): All dinosaurs who like to pick on longnecks are only allowed to pick on Rhett. Picking on any other longneck will result in getting whipped by Doc, and picking on Littlefoot will result in being fed to a sharptooth.
Get rekt, Rhett! Not only do you have to watch Littlefoot and Ali fall in love, but now you’re the only longneck that snooty threehorns can pick on! :nyah :)littlefoot
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Law #76 - Anyone espousing creationist or anti-vaccine views shall be forced take the equivalent of an undergraduate biology course that covers at minimum: evolutionary biology, ecology, developmental biology, microbiology and immunology. In lieu of that, anti-vaccinationists may opt to speak to parents who have lost children to vaccine preventable diseases and write a paper as to how they can justify their view to said parent.
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^^We were actually talking about that earlier today in the Discord chat.
This one is in (dis)honor of a short-lived bill that actually was in my home state’s legislature.
Law #77: It is illegal to suggest that students shouldn’t learn about evolution or climate change.
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Law #78: In addition to Hondas, all Nissan-branded vehicles, as well as most American cars built after 1970 and Korean cars built before 2005 will also be jettisoned into space.
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Law #79: All previous laws are not valid anymore. ;)
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Law #80: Law #79 is repealed, so all the preceding laws are reinstated :p :nyah
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Law #81 - Swatting, the pretense of sending the SWAT Team, or equivalent, to a location where no crime is actually taking place, will result in a minimum 10 year sentence in prison. Someone getting hurt will increase it to 25 years and someone dying will increase it to life.
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Good one, Pokeplayer. That one should be real!!
Law #82: Anyone who doesn’t like that their kids or grandkids are adult LBT fans shall be forced to watch all 14 LBT movies and all 26 TV episodes.
If they also don’t like that their kid/grandkid likes dinosaurs independent of LBT, they will need to read 500 pages of scientific articles on dinosaurs.
If this continues after the appropriate aforementioned punishment(s) have been fulfilled, the offender(s) will watch Denver The Last Dinosaur, Dinosaur Train, and in severe cases, Barney.
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^^*gasps* You monster! Watching Barney is too cruel! Even if they hate dinosaurs and can't accept those who love them.
Anyways...
Law #83 - Sales Associates and Cashiers, regardless of where they work, are not allowed to be bullied. Breaking of this law shall result in your food, clothing, furniture, gaming, etc supply being cut off until a sincere apology is made.
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^^*gasps* You monster! Watching Barney is too cruel! Even if they hate dinosaurs and can't accept those who love them.
Yeah, I like to think of myself as a nice person, but I can be cruel sometimes. :p
Law #84 (basically some amendments to Law #82 to make punishments harsher for those who don’t hate dinosaurs, but hate that an adult in their family likes dinosaurs):
First, Law #82 is expanded to protect all adult family members, not just kids and grandkids of the offenders.
Second, hating that an adult family member likes LBT (or dinosaurs in general), despite not hating one or both of those things yourself, is automatic grounds for having to watch not just LBT, but also Denver The Last Dinosaur, Dinosaur Train, and Barney.
Lastly, if you hate that an adult family member likes dinosaurs independent of LBT, despite not hating dinosaurs yourself, you must also read 1500 pages of scientific papers on dinosaurs, instead of the 500 that those who hate dinosaurs have to read per Law #82 (hey, you like dinosaurs, right?).
Good thing my family seems to be warming up to me liking LBT, because they really don't hate dinosaurs. :p
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Law #85 - Diplomatic Immunity is still a thing and is required for EVERY country and EVERY citizen. However, it does not cover things like murder, theft, smuggling of any kind, poaching, abuse (human or animal) and a number of other things. Lists for each country will be checked before given approval.
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Law #86 - Patent trolling is now a serious crime. If found guilty, you will lose said patent and pay $1,000,000 to the parties you are trying to sue.
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Law #87: Anyone who argues that climate change is a myth will be forced to live in a coastal city or Phoenix, AZ, USA for the rest of their lives. If they choose to live in Phoenix, the only places they'll be allowed to vacate to during the summer months are Tucson, Yuma, and Death Valley.
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Law #88: All drivers of any German luxury car or any 'Subaru' brand car with a turbocharged engine must pass a written exam to renew their driver's licenses every 90 days. Additionally, they must retake Drivers' Ed and pass a road test at least once per year.
Note: Nissan drivers would also be included in this law, but their cars were all jettisoned into space per Law #78 :p
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Law #89: Everyone who moved to Colorado for the legalized marijuana will be forced to leave the state, and if they want to re-enter Colorado for any reason, they will need a visa barring them from staying permanently.
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Law #90: Anyone who denounces the possibility of LBT getting a new sequel within the next ten years shall be branded as a Land Before Time traitor in the eyes of LBT fans worldwide. Furthermore, they will be forced to read LBT fanfiction for a whole year in the hope their claims will be proven otherwise. If this does not change their views, they will remain branded as LBT traitors for all time.
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^ Nice one!
Law #91: Hydraulic fracturing, commonly known as "fracking", is now illegal, and all areas that have already been fracked will have to be properly remediated.
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Law #92: Anyone who goes to graduate school for paleontology or environmental science will receive a full-ride scholarship
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Law #93: Driving big long trucks will require a minimum of 3 months worth of training. If an accident is caused by the trucker, they must retake the training from the beginning.
(Would you believe me if I told you it's only 6 days for the training to drive those in real life? I'm not kidding here. Seriously, I wish I was.)
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Law #94: Review Bombing is illegal. If you want to give a bad review, you have to have the proper experience. In the case of a movie or TV show, you have to watch it. In the case of a song, you have to listen to it. In the case of a game, you have to play it. Also, doing it for a very short amount of time doesn't count. Amount for proper experience will be a case by case basis. Breaking this law will result in you not being allowed on any sites that allow users to review. On top of that, your review will be removed.
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Law#95: Subway shall henceforth be renamed "Sooubway", and anyone caught calling it Subway will be forced to watch all videos by TheOdd1sOut in which he mentions Sooubway. If they continue, they will be banned from Sooubway for life.
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This looks like a fun game! :)
Law #96: @DiddyKF1 is dubbed as the official voice actor of Petrie! :)petrie
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Law #96: @DiddyKF1 is dubbed as the official voice actor of Petrie! :)petrie
Oh! *blushes* :)petrie
Law #97: All LBT movies shall be released in surround sound to make fan dubs easier!
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Law #98: Anyone convicted of falsely accusing someone of rape or sexual assault is served a mandatory sentence equivalent to the sentence that the accused person would've received if that person was proven guilty of rape or sexual assault. Also, he/she would be forced to register on a "False Accusation" list.
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Law #99: PeTA is hereby shutdown and the bosses are made to pay for all cases of animal cruelty with appropriate punishments. Said punishments will be decided by those most effected by these monsters. After all that, said building shall be leveled in front of them.
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Law #100: All court cases must be fair and unbiased. You will either win or lose based on the facts and evidence, not by how much money a person or company has.
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Law #101: November 18th (the anniversary of the original movie) is National Land Before Time Day!
:)petrie
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^Yay! :DD
Law #102: Every copyright extension that Disney lobbied for in Congress will be reversed.
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^^Thank you! So much NEEDS to be in the Public Domain and the bullcrap extensions must stop.
Law #103: Taxes are to be paid. The rich will be taxed heavily and have no returns whatsoever. The ones who are actually poor, who actually can't pay taxes, will be the ones to get tax returns. Also, any kind of fraud towards taxes will likely result in a complete wipe of your account and assets.
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Law #104: Every single flagged, copyrighted, or claimed YouTube video has to be reviewed by an actual human being and not a robot with an algorithm. While there may be too many videos to look over at once, hence the *broken* algorithm, people that request their videos to be looked over for approval should be assigned an actual employee for an unbiased and fair evaluation.
The copyright system on YouTube is flawed as it is, so this should ease the problems a bit, even if it's not a perfect solution.
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Law #105: There also needs to be a National Pizza Day.
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Law #106: For once a year, people are expected to eat so much cake they'll literally bloat and are not allowed to complain about it.
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Law #107: Blockbuster is being brought back. Every major city must have a Blockbuster.
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Law #108: Dihydrogen Monoxide is officially banned worldwide. Nobody is allowed to use, sell, or consume this dangerous chemical compound. Scientists and researchers have conducted a study and determined that there's a mortality rate of 100% in users that have consumed Dihydrogen Monoxide.
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Law #109: Every country must have a Saurus Rock monument built somewhere.
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(Even though this is just a game, just please realize the ramifications of Law #108 :lol)
Law #110: Mo is now the official "mud brother" or representative of the ocean! :Mo
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Oh, okay. When I saw "Dihydrogen Monoxide" I just thought it was an actually dangerous chemical or something of the sort. I forgot it stood for that.
Law #111: No more laws that will result in needless loss of life or that will restrict people from essential resources. :p
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Law #112: Mister Rogers' Neighborhood is a show that must be shown in Kindergarten and Elementary School. Anyone who either knows about the show/grew up with it can obviously decipher why I feel this way.
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Law #113: It is now against the law to declare video games to be evil in any way, shape or form. All forms of news and journalism are hereby banned from saying that video games of any kind lead to gun violence or terrorism or any kind of crime. Breaking of this law shall result in various forms of torture until you admit you were wrong and lying for attention. Should the torture result in your death, you will be deemed as a liar and your legacy in history will be frowned upon.
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^I can get behind that. :cheers
Law #114: Every major town or city must have a bookstore and/or a library. Preferrably more than one.
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Law #115: Anyone reserves the right to not ban someone if they wish in the Ban The Person Above You game thread.
Yes, we have been doing it for awhile already, but I wanted to make it official. ;)
Dang, what am I doing? :lol
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^I definitely support that one, although it's easy to give my endorsement to, as I'm pretty sure I was the first person to refuse to ban someone.
Law #116: There's a My Little Pony Adoption Agency, to help ponies that don't have a place to live find a home.
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Awww...that’s so sweet of you. I definitely support that law! :smile
Law #117: All charities will be forced to give 100% of their donations to the intended organization or people that it should to. All charities will be internally investigated and any wrongdoing or misleading will lead to the charity being shut down, money returned to all the people that donated, and a minimum of 5 years in jail.
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Law #118: Due to the lack of common sense in the human race, Common Sense is now a teachable class in schools and is required to be passed. Failure to pass will result in the inability to graduate and the inability to get any kind of job. On top of that, you will isolated from all humans. We refuse to have people who lack common sense to be in this world and we will do everything possible to achieve our goal.
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Law #119: It's about time I came up with another law and revived this thread.
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Law #120: HOAs are now illegal and every last one will be shut down. On top of that, anyone who tries to start one will be arrested, given unreasonable fines and sent to prison for 10 years.
(Seriously, HOAs suck and should not be allowed.)
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Law #121: Anyone falsely imprisoned that earns compensation for the amount of time they were wrongly jailed should be getting their money from the police themselves and not taxpayers. It really sucks how that is wasted instead and it will not affect the police department in anyway, as far as I am aware.
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Law #122: Any false calls to Child Protective Service (or equivalent there of.) will be seen as a felony. Guilty parties will be imprisoned for 5 years per incident. The judge has the right to triple the sentence.