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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Duckyfan on August 31, 2011, 07:46:48 AM

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Duckyfan on August 31, 2011, 07:46:48 AM

Caption Away! (http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff501/611OWNS/vlcsnap-2011-08-25-14h56m58s198.png)

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: vonboy on August 31, 2011, 07:49:07 AM

Ow! OW! Get off! That's not how sharpteeth are supposed to kiss!

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Petrie85 on August 31, 2011, 10:49:49 AM

MMMM Your nose is tasty.

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: PanickyPetrie14 on August 31, 2011, 12:12:07 PM

(offscreen) Petrie: YOU FAIL

Both sharpteeh:  <_<

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Petrie85 on August 31, 2011, 03:35:50 PM

SharpTooth: Don't bite me you idiot attack them

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Kor on August 31, 2011, 05:35:57 PM

"You seriously need glasses."

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Nintendoofah64 on August 31, 2011, 07:43:47 PM

Sharptooth on the right: Does my breath smell bad?

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Petrie85 on August 31, 2011, 08:46:10 PM

Does my nose look like food to you?

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Kor on August 31, 2011, 10:29:27 PM

Director offscreen: "Cut."

Shaprtooth doing the biting, "Sorry I slipped on something."

Director offscreen: "Which of the flat teeth left that banana peel there?  What have I said about not eating on the set?"

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Petrie85 on August 31, 2011, 10:43:13 PM

My Nose isn't food you know.

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 01, 2011, 01:30:37 AM

What happens when sharpteeth attempt nose piercings on each other :p.

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Petrie85 on September 01, 2011, 09:26:54 AM

If I wonted my nose cleaned I would have asked you.

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: vonboy on September 01, 2011, 12:00:28 PM

When sharptooth mating goes horribly, horribly wrong...

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Petrie85 on September 01, 2011, 01:12:02 PM

This is arkward.

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: WeirdRaptor on September 01, 2011, 04:48:54 PM

"Nope, you don't taste just like chicken, honey."

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Petrie85 on September 01, 2011, 08:30:08 PM

Yuck this tastes nasty

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: vonboy on September 01, 2011, 08:31:52 PM

I said go out and get us some breakfast, NOW! Before I have you for breakfast!

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Petrie85 on September 02, 2011, 12:37:10 AM

This is what you get for breaking my stuff

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: LBTDiclonius on September 02, 2011, 12:48:58 AM

The Sharptooth that is being bitten notices a continuity error with his mates teeth. This disappoints him.

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Petrie85 on September 02, 2011, 11:36:16 AM

Notices something on his nose

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: The Friendly Sharptooth on September 02, 2011, 12:42:58 PM

Father: This is all your fault! I was off getting food, so you were supposed to be watching our egg!

Mother: You know my suffering! I’d like to see you eat bad meat and not need to go off every few minutes…

Father: Well gee, it was sure worth it, huh? You lose your stomach cramps but lose our child as well.

Mother: Shut up! We will find him. That rock slide led into this field.

Father: It’s a valley…

Mother: Oh my gosh, who cares what it is!?

Father: Apparently only me. Anyway, let’s keep searching before the adults in this valley are alerted and slow our progress.

Mother: Real mature, putting emphasis on valley to mock me!

Father: Oh, bite me. Wait, no, I-

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Petrie85 on September 02, 2011, 09:32:06 PM

I tripped over a branch and clamped on your nose by accident.

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Redtooth101 on September 03, 2011, 11:16:52 PM

Mother: My tooth hurts dear

Father: Open up, let me take a look

Mother -opens mouth-

Father: I don't see much... -leans in closer- Don't close you mouth honey

Mother -hears 'close your mouth'- "Okay" -closes it-

Father -.-

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: LBTLover1 on October 03, 2011, 10:12:06 PM

Sharptooth (right): Look! A pteronadon is on your nose!

Sharptooth (left): Where? Get if off!

Sharptooth (right): With pleasure.

Title: Dumb Sharpteeth
Post by: Ducky123 on April 25, 2014, 06:24:39 PM

God, look at Petrie85 spamming... so glad this guy is banned :DD

French kiss the sharptooth way, literally sharp...