Why thank you, Malte. Nice to be able to count on this topic every year to take my mind off the fact that I'm still a worthless, jobless, mollusk of a human.
Oh! Except now I can drink and gamble. Wonderful. Maybe I can find some cesspool to blow what little money I have on an empty hope and some urine disguised as a carbonated drink, which will eventually cause me to black out, puke, and **** my pants, all at the same time. Then I can come back and continue to not contribute anything to this board, which deserves better than having to recognize the day the Universe had a stroke and inadvertently caused my creation. I suck.
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...Nah, I'm just screwin' around. I am an unemployed zilch, but I'm not that bothered or depressed by it :3
