Joe, a black lab, came into the station with a cat in tow. He was whistling as he came in, stopping as he and the cat stepped into the station.
"Caught him doing some second story work." Joe said, "but he surrendered peaceably." He said.
"Oh, aye, ye caught me fair and square, and this way it's only on 1 charge. Ye can't add in resisting arrest nor assaulting an officer." The cat burglar said.