WORST GAMES EVER

Tails_155 · **on:** December 08, 2007, 02:35:20 PM

Current Games Decided as Horrible:

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Strawberry Shortcake - Atari 2600
ET - Atari 2600 ("The title screen was nice" - Blair Butler)
Action 52 - Sega Genesis
Action 52 - Nintendo Entertainment System
Resident Evil - Sony Playstation
Resident Evil 2 - Sony Playstation
Resident Evil 3 - Sony Playstation 2
Bible Buffet - Nintendo Entertainment System
Bible Adventures - Nintendo Entertainment System
Spiritual Warfare - Nintendo Entertainment System
King of Kings - Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Super (3D) Noah's Ark (3D) - Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Big Rigs - Personal Computers
Superman 64 - Nintendo 64 (GameTrailers' choice)
Pac-Man Fever - Nintendo Gamecube
Mario is Missing - Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Sonic Schoolhouse - Yes.... (Dunno what plays it)
Charlie's Angels - Sony Playstation (GameTrailers' pick for worst movie game)
Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon - Phillips CD-I (G4TV, Filter's choice for worst game)
Barbie Horse Adventures - ??? (Would I really need to explain this?)
Bubsy 3D - ??? (Come on...)
Custer's Revenge - Atari something (I don't even want to explain this one)

O_o

I owe Aves for showing me a video of Action 52... and it started me on a quest to see the worst games of all time!

WATCH THE SQUIRREL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw

Upload your favorite YouTube clips of your least favorite video games!

AvestheForumFox · **Reply #1 on:** December 08, 2007, 02:56:18 PM

Nice, man

though this may serve best in After Midnight, since the videos do contain bad language. I'm sure Petrie or some other mod will be moving it soon.

and Angry Videogame Nerd is a good way to start the topic, though you also should include a link to the Action 52 review

here we go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bFOPqbiUjI

again, with the vulger language, this should probably be moved to after midnight

Tails_155 · **Reply #2 on:** December 08, 2007, 03:26:57 PM

obscene but the cursing seems necessary, I mean a non-angry negative review sounds SO WEIRD... and not the good kind

Kor · **Reply #3 on:** December 08, 2007, 04:07:20 PM

The clips were pretty funny. I think I'll be watching his stuff regularly.

Nimrod · **Reply #4 on:** December 08, 2007, 04:53:19 PM

Don¥t come too close to the window..... Arrgh

landbeforetimelover · **Reply #5 on:** December 08, 2007, 05:55:31 PM

OMG! Those bible games were so dumb! The things he said I would've said as well if I were playing those games. And not licensed by nintendo? Wouldn't they get sued? I mean, the games were just like other games (except for the Effing dumb one where you carry the sheep and monkeys and crap).

Kor · **Reply #6 on:** December 08, 2007, 05:57:29 PM

I think that was the Noah game.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #7 on:** December 08, 2007, 06:44:41 PM

Any "Resident Evil" is the worse game ever made, outside of the RE4.

Tails_155 · **Reply #8 on:** December 08, 2007, 07:51:33 PM

Quote from: landbeforetimelover,Dec 8 2007 on 04:55 PM

OMG! Those bible games were so dumb! The things he said I would've said as well if I were playing those games. And not licensed by Nintendo? Wouldn't they get sued? I mean, the games were just like other games (except for the Effing dumb one where you carry the sheep and monkeys and crap).

yea... who knew Noah was so strong?

and WR: Does that mean you don't want to be the "Master of unlocking"?

If we get 50 different games with a detestable review or a fairly thorough play-through then We should list them from "sucks" to "OH MY GOD, MY BRAIN" to "I think this game gave me some sort of terminal illness"

oh Action 52 Game-by-games

http://www.arkfullofsorrow.com/act52introplus.htm

http://www.arkfullofsorrow.com/act52text.htm

Flathead770 · **Reply #9 on:** December 09, 2007, 02:10:50 AM

lol those bible games are baaad. Apparentley, the developers never got the approval of nintendo to make those games.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #10 on:** December 09, 2007, 03:05:34 AM

No, I don't. Not really. *shudders, remembering the bad dialogue*

Yeech, these Bible games you just mentioned sound really bad. I never even heard of them before this, actually.

Chiletrek · **Reply #11 on:** December 09, 2007, 03:44:55 AM

Hello.
It is so funny how that guy reviews those games

, but it makes senses, those games are far from be good games at all

.

Keni · **Reply #12 on:** December 09, 2007, 08:17:59 AM

Wait wait wait wait...Did I missed something? Since when Resident Evil 1, 2 and 3 were considered horrible? o_O The series is very popular and they sell great, and many praise Resident Evil 2 as the best game in the series. From where did they suddenly become "horrible" games?

If you want horrible games, then check out Superman 64 and Big Rigs XD

Manny Cav · **Reply #13 on:** December 09, 2007, 10:50:10 AM

Wasn't there a Bible game for the SNES that was ripped from a Wolfenstein game of some sort?

DarkHououmon · **Reply #14 on:** December 09, 2007, 01:00:06 PM

Quote from: Keni,Dec 9 2007 on 08:17 AM

Wait wait wait wait...Did I missed something? Since when Resident Evil 1, 2 and 3 were considered horrible? o_O The series is very popular and they sell great, and many praise Resident Evil 2 as the best game in the series. From where did they suddenly become "horrible" games?

I think WR was just stating how he felt about the series.

But you're right, Keni. RE is a very successful and popular game series. Though not everyone likes RE.

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Wasn't there a Bible game for the SNES that was ripped from a Wolfenstein game of some sort?

Yeah.. Noah's Ark 3-D.

Tails_155 · **Reply #15 on:** December 09, 2007, 03:12:27 PM

anyone wanna add their other loathsome games? I'm adding Mario is Missing even though I enjoyed the game, I know it wasn't received well

Manny Cav · **Reply #16 on:** December 09, 2007, 03:16:42 PM

Quote from: DarkHououmon,Dec 9 2007 on 11:00 AM

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Wasn't there a Bible game for the SNES that was ripped from a Wolfenstein game of some sort?

Yeah.. Noah's Ark 3-D.

Oh, mercy.... THAT game. Yeah, I heard it was ripped from a Wolfenstein game. It was a Noah game where you threw food with a slingshot at animals. If you hit them, they "went to sleep fed." I'm sure games like this aren't even licensed. I think I might have an unlicensed game for the NES (that a friend took from me after borrowing it and never returning it, but that may be for the best...). It was called "Galactic Crusader." The cartridge was blue, and in the game, the title screen had some witch thing flying across it, and you was a butterfly-looking ship in space that could take a few hits, but become smaller and smaller butterflies. Also, there were weapon upgrades. Really odd game.

AvestheForumFox · **Reply #17 on:** December 09, 2007, 03:22:57 PM

Quote from: Manny Cav,Dec 9 2007 on 02:16 PM

Quote from: DarkHououmon,Dec 9 2007 on 11:00 AM

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Wasn't there a Bible game for the SNES that was ripped from a Wolfenstein game of some sort?

Yeah.. Noah's Ark 3-D.
Oh, mercy.... THAT game. Yeah, I heard it was ripped from a Wolfenstein game. It was a Noah game where you threw food with a slingshot at animals. If you hit them, they "went to sleep fed." I'm sure games like this aren't even licensed. I think I might have an unlicensed game for the NES (that a friend took from me after borrowing it and never returning it, but that may be for the best...). It was called "Galactic Crusader." The cartridge was blue, and in the game, the title screen had some witch thing flying across it, and you was a butterfly-looking ship in space that could take a few hits, but become smaller and smaller butterflies. Also, there were weapon upgrades. Really odd game.

there was a game my uncle showed me when I was very little that was a direct wolfenstien hack

you went around basically killing Barney the Dinosoar and Beavis and Butthead

fun times!

DarkHououmon · **Reply #18 on:** December 09, 2007, 03:36:52 PM

Quote from: Manny Cav,Dec 9 2007 on 03:16 PM

Quote from: DarkHououmon,Dec 9 2007 on 11:00 AM

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Wasn't there a Bible game for the SNES that was ripped from a Wolfenstein game of some sort?

Yeah.. Noah's Ark 3-D.
Oh, mercy.... THAT game. Yeah, I heard it was ripped from a Wolfenstein game. It was a Noah game where you threw food with a slingshot at animals. If you hit them, they "went to sleep fed." I'm sure games like this aren't even licensed. I think I might have an unlicensed game for the NES (that a friend took from me after borrowing it and never returning it, but that may be for the best...). It was called "Galactic Crusader." The cartridge was blue, and in the game, the title screen had some witch thing flying across it, and you was a butterfly-looking ship in space that could take a few hits, but become smaller and smaller butterflies. Also, there were weapon upgrades. Really odd game.

There's a story going around that ID handed their game to Wisdom Tree to turn into Noah's Ark 3-D.

Keni · **Reply #19 on:** December 09, 2007, 06:12:04 PM

Quote from: DarkHououmon,Dec 9 2007 on 12:00 PM

I think WR was just stating how he felt about the series.

But you're right, Keni. RE is a very successful and popular game series. Though not everyone likes RE.

I know WR was stating his opinion about the series, but that wasn't what I meant. I was just mentioning about both RE1, 2 and 3 being on the list at the beginning of the topic.

If that list is by the general opinion of this board, then my bad. But if it's from an official source that includes those three games as horrible games, then yeah that's what I meant.