Ok, here is my revised script for the Abridged Series. I took all of your comments into consideration, and made it a much more LBT friendly script. The beginning wierd creatures remark by Littlefoot refers to humans, because obviously he has never seen humans before. Hope you like it better.
Littlefoot: Hello weird looking creatures. My name is Littlefoot, and this is the first time we’ve tried an abridged series ever. So don’t expect anything spectacular on the first episode, but we are trying our best here. Anyway, enjoy the show!
(Play music/opening credits)
Cera: You know what I just realized?
Littlefoot: What Cera?
Cera: We’ve now gone through 13 movies and a TV series, but we haven’t gotten any older.
Petrie: Yeah, so?
Cera: So? What do you mean by so? Don’t you ever want to grow up?
Littlefoot: Not really. Being a kid forever does have its benefits. We can get away with almost anything we do and never be considered breaking the law or whatnot.
Ducky: I like being a kid, I do I do. I like having fun everyday, yep yep yep! I don’t understand why I haven’t grown up yet.
Littlefoot: I’m sure you will. Maybe by the 50th movie the producers will finally make us teenagers, although I seriously doubt we will stop at 50.
Petrie: Me want to be older! Me want to be great flyer like my uncle.
Cera: Just try not to get thrown out of the valley like your uncle did Petrie.
Ducky: Yes, that would be a very big problem if you had to leave, right Spike?
Spike: Fooooooooooooooooooooooood!
Ruby: Hello my friends my friends hello.
Littlefoot: Oh hi Ruby. Hey where’s Chomper
Ruby: He stayed up watching too many Youtube videos again. I never understood how he managed to get internet service here.
Petrie: What’s internet?
Chomper: yawns Yo.
Littlefoot: Chomper, haven’t you learned by now it’s not healthy to stay up past your sleep time?
Chomper: Sorry I can’t help it.
Petrie: What wrong? Bad sleep story?
Chomper: My crib is flooded.
Littlefoot: It can’t be that bad can it? Switches to cave Ok………maybe this is bad.
Ruby: Well Chomper was trying to imitate something he saw on the Real Chris Angel, and he accidentally destroyed our ceiling.
Ducky: I would not like that. No no no! Spike wouldn’t like it either.
Spike: All the water would mess up my foooooooooooooooooooooooood!
Chomper: Well, anyway, I thought we could go find another place to crash.
Littlefoot: You want to explore caves that you have no idea how to navigate and have no idea of what could be lurking inside?
Cera: You aren’t even the least bit concerned that we could get eaten or something?
Chomper: Don’t worry it’ll be fun! An adventure! Starts singing I want to go-
Ruby: Chomper, no offense, but please don’t sing that song. We sing it too many times.
Littlefoot: Besides, what is the likelihood that anybody actually breaks out into random song in real life?