I played Mario Kart 64 alot, but never for have the best time. Just for win and get all the gold trophy. And i was not so good, there is only 1 map that i was good: Bowser's Castle. I never lost on this map, i guess i can go look my time...
* stand up and go exhume his Nintendo
* found it, but there's alot of dust on it
* start it, nothing happen
Me: ...
* notice that it is unpluged
* plug it, and start it
* nothing happen
Me: -_-
* notice that the 3 cable; red, yellow and white are not pluged too
* plug them, and it work
Me: finaly
* Welcome to Mario Kart !
Me: yeah whatever, just go
Me: So... probably data... Bowser's Castle... 0_o all data erased ?!?! I hate you Nintendo...
* start a time trial on Bowser's Castle with Bowser as character. 3,2,1...
Me: Aaah, old memories. Ah yes, the blue rock, ha ha. Huh, no ! Don't ram them, turn ! TURN !
* ram the blue rock
Me: ...
* keep racing
* approach the 2nd place with blue rock
Me: you won't get me this time
* blue rock move and go right in front of me
Me: you &@#?*?% !
* ram the blue rock
* keep racing
* approach lava
Me: You won't get me with this, im not that dumb.
* pass the lava
Me: See. I can beat AvP2010 in Nightmare, so i can beat this archaic game.
* made a false manoeuver and fall in the 2nd lava pit
Me: $#?*?&* !
* Finish the race
Me: Let see the stats...
2'29"52 for the whole circuit and 00'49"41 for the best lap.