The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: F-14 Ace on June 01, 2009, 01:26:31 PM

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: F-14 Ace on June 01, 2009, 01:26:31 PM

Kim Jong Il is completely off his rocker.  In case you were not aware, he spent most of last week playing with nuclear weapons.  Now it is time to come up with some funny captions to honor "Dear Leader".      

Caption Number 1.
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h315/spitfireace/north-korea.jpg)

Caption Number 2.
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h315/spitfireace/kim_jong-il.jpg)
Even crazed dictators can't resist Warheads candy! :smile

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: Noname on June 01, 2009, 01:54:34 PM

(Breaks into that song from team America): I'm so "wonwy"...

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 01, 2009, 01:56:09 PM

Confucius say, "Stick tongue in toaster, get new hairdo."

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: Noname on June 01, 2009, 01:56:50 PM

The dear leader ate all of the lemons in North Korea.

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on June 01, 2009, 06:20:53 PM

Guys in caption 1: Dear leader does not understand what wardrobe malfunction means.

Caption 2: Dear leader needs to pluck those nose hairs and stop eating peanut butter before adressing nation.

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: Noname on June 02, 2009, 12:37:18 AM

Top Caption: Kim-Jong Il's facebook photo.

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on June 04, 2009, 12:34:34 AM

Caption 2: Dear Leaders Big Mac was too salty

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: Noname on June 04, 2009, 12:35:39 AM

Caption 2: That's all folks!

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: Nick22 on June 04, 2009, 12:20:08 PM

All of you next to me are going to the gulag!
_ I;'m too sexy for this pic..

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 04, 2009, 12:44:38 PM

Few know that Kim Jong Il changed his legal name.  His former name is listed as follows: Sum Ting Wae Wong.

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: Noname on June 04, 2009, 02:08:32 PM

Caption 1: Desperate to relive his childhood days, the "dear leader" gets his picture taken with the army as if it were a class picture.

Caption 2: (thinking) Man, those American skittles sure are strong!

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: Nick22 on June 04, 2009, 08:57:18 PM

These men next to me make rabbit ears, they get shot..
- rogaine did not bring back my hair!

Title: "Dear Leader" captions
Post by: Noname on June 04, 2009, 10:30:38 PM

Caption 1: The North Korean Game of "Where's the Dear Leader?" is laughably easy.