Chomper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ducky: Ask me the questions, Chomper. I am not afraid.
Chomper: What... is your name?
Ducky: My name is Ducky of Great Valley.
Chomper: What... is your quest?
Ducky: To seek the Holy Grail.
Chomper: What... is your favourite colour?
Ducky: Blue.
Chomper: Go on. Off you go.
Ducky: Oh, thank you.
Petrie: That's easy!
Chomper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Petrie: Ask me the questions, Chomper. I'm not afraid.
Chomper: What... is your name?
Petrie: Petrie of Great Valley.
Chomper: What... is your quest?
Petrie: To seek the Holy Grail.
Chomper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Petrie: I don't know that. AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Chomper: Stop. What... is your name?
Cera: Cera of Great Valley.
Chomper: What... is your quest?
Cera: I seek the Grail.
Chomper: What... is your favourite colour?
Cera: Blue. No, yel... AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Chomper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
Littlefoot: It is 'Littlefoot', King of the Leafeaters.
Chomper: What... is your quest?
Littlefoot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Chomper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen treestar?
Littlefoot: What do you mean? A Mysterious Beyond or Great Valley treestar?
Chomper: Huh? I... I don't know that. AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
[he is thrown over]
Spike: How do know so much about treestars?
Littlefoot: Well, you have to know these things when you're a longneck, you know.