The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 02:41:32 PM

Title: General Zod -Man of Steel
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 02:41:32 PM

(https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/styles/1200x680/public/wire/legacy/man-of-steel-trailer-zod.jpg)

Leader: General Zod.. they’ve cancelled Save By The Bell College Years.

Zod: Son of Morvan!!!!!

Title: Re: General Zod -Man of Steel
Post by: StardustSoldier on March 08, 2020, 03:35:07 PM

Zod: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before... oh, sorry. Wrong movie."

Title: Re: General Zod -Man of Steel
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 03:40:00 PM

Judge: You have been found guilty of three counts of dandruff shedding and one count of psoriasis, how do you plead?

Zod: I used Rogaine!!!