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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: ImpracticalDino on March 10, 2020, 03:12:41 PM

Title: Smart Sign I
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 10, 2020, 03:12:41 PM

We have stupid sign captions, so let’s introduce some smart signs, shall we? ;)


(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/funny-stupid-signs-useless-pointless-12-571e1e5cd697f__605.jpg)

Caption Away! :rainbowwave

Title: Re: Smart Sign I
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 10, 2020, 05:19:33 PM

Is this sign attached to this:

(https://images.pristineauction.com/124/1243357/main_1561087389-Wayne-Knight-Signed-Jurassic-Park-DANGER-Sign-PA-COA-PristineAuction.com.jpg)

Title: Re: Smart Sign I
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 11, 2020, 10:52:05 PM

Those who touch this sign will be reduced to mere atoms — gone. To make the process more painful, your entire molecular structure will slowly break down one by one, slowing and eventually shutting down your internal organs. Everything will hurt in your internal body with agonizing torment until eventually...

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Cardiac Arrest. All within the span of 24 hours. Not too short for a painless death, but not too long so that the victim will have time to react to this. Not that it matters, because they’re gonna be reduced to atoms anyway. :P