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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 04:58:05 PM

Title: Funny Car Picture 1
Post by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 04:58:05 PM
(http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-car-pictures-23.jpg)
Title: Funny Car Picture 1
Post by: Kor on August 27, 2009, 09:05:21 PM
The wrong way to make a garage yourself.
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Post by: Alex on August 27, 2009, 09:31:12 PM
Off-roading.
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Post by: action9000 on August 27, 2009, 09:40:56 PM
Driver: Nuts, one wheel didn't make it. :p
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Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on August 27, 2009, 09:51:44 PM
Driver: Honey I'm home!
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Post by: Petrie. on August 27, 2009, 10:08:42 PM
To do list: build a garage.
Check. :p
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Post by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 10:47:34 PM
He didn't know that "designated" driver means the one who is designated NOT to drink...
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Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on August 27, 2009, 10:58:39 PM
"WHO PUT THAT #&%$ HOUSE THERE?!?"
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Post by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 10:59:04 PM
Driver: It wasn't my fault! That house just came out of nowhere!
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Post by: Alex on August 27, 2009, 10:59:29 PM
Home made drive-in theatre.
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Post by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 11:05:02 PM
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you ought to keep your car chained up in the yard...
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Post by: Pangaea on August 28, 2009, 05:32:13 PM
One of the many secondhand casualties of a traffic accident in which a truck carrying 3,842 pounds of banana peels accidentally spilled its cargo during afternoon rush hour.
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Post by: Kor on August 28, 2009, 05:34:57 PM
The owner wanted to have both a large screen tv, and to watch it with seats as comfortable as his truck seats.  He was puzzled how to have both till he came up with this solution.
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 05:42:42 PM
When the used car salesman said that car was used heavily, he wasn't kidding.
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Post by: Kor on August 28, 2009, 05:44:32 PM
The owner decided he wanted an extra door and decided to put one in himself.
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 05:47:41 PM
The only car which requires homeowners' insurance.
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Post by: Kor on August 28, 2009, 05:52:04 PM
The pickup didn't crash into the house, it crashed into the pickup.  A house on wheels.
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
House vs. car... the never ending struggle.
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Post by: Kor on August 28, 2009, 06:07:00 PM
Someone thought he could battle Godzilla with his pick up, but he found out that getting a giant monster angry with you may get you thrown elsewhere.
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 06:23:35 PM
Guy in vehicle: ... ow.
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Post by: Kor on August 28, 2009, 08:34:50 PM
Driver: "Who put this house here? "
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Post by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 08:49:38 PM
The driver learns the hard way that with great cars there must also come... great responsibility.
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Post by: Pangaea on August 29, 2009, 12:33:01 AM
Student driver (to instructor): Well? How did I do?
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Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 12:42:04 AM
Driver: So THIS is what happens if I take that left turn at Albuquerque.
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Post by: Kor on August 29, 2009, 12:45:01 AM
A graduate of the speed racer driving school.  If things seem the slightest bit dangerous, or if you think there is a chance you may crash, sometimes you must take your hands off of the steering wheel and cross your arms over your face.
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Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 12:46:48 AM
The above picture is a shot from the latest Fox special... When Cars Crash.
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on August 29, 2009, 01:03:48 AM
Wanna know a cheaper way to clear a space for a garage than hiring a contrator to come in?  Get in your truck 'n floor it!
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Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 01:06:16 AM
Toonces the cat is at it again!
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on August 29, 2009, 01:06:53 AM
The cat did it!  I swear!
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Post by: Kor on August 29, 2009, 01:07:08 AM
The result of another crook trying to get away from the Batman.
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Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 01:08:06 AM
Of course I can drive... just not... very well...
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Post by: Kor on August 29, 2009, 01:34:40 AM
What happens when Toonces drives.
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Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 08:36:38 PM
Driver: I call it a work of modern art... or a major cause for my insurance premiums to rise...
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Post by: Kor on August 29, 2009, 09:32:30 PM
Driver: "I'm from 20 years in the past.  Who would have thought a home would be here.  One of the things one never thinks of when one time travels."
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Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 10:59:07 PM
Toonces is at it again...
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Post by: Serris on September 01, 2009, 12:37:43 AM
Driver: "You're right, I guess it was cheaper to hire a contractor to build a garage."

Passenger: "Told you! Now we have to pay for repairs to the car and the house, insurance increase and ow... my back! My medical bills!"
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Post by: Kor on September 01, 2009, 01:05:32 AM
Driver: "Was it a 1 or a 2 car garage you wanted?"
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Post by: Noname on September 01, 2009, 03:14:09 AM
A favorite song of the giants: Find a Chevy, pick it up and all the day you'll have good luck! Just don't drop it!
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Post by: Spartanguy88 on September 01, 2009, 10:48:58 AM
A red-neck garage
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 01, 2009, 11:07:57 AM
Jeff Foxworthy: "Ya know yer a redneck win ya use yer ol' pickup to clear a space fo' a garage!"
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on September 02, 2009, 02:10:25 PM
The company should have never bought Kelsey Grammar a house on wheels.
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Post by: Noname on September 02, 2009, 03:13:07 PM
The car and the house just picked on Chuck Norris... and the result was predictable.
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Post by: The Chronicler on September 02, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
This is what happens when a neighborhood demolition derby gets out of control.
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Post by: Noname on September 04, 2009, 03:59:00 PM
Why a house should never be invisible until it is driven into.
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Post by: Belmont2500 on October 29, 2009, 05:11:46 PM
Student Driver:Did I pass?

Instructor: NO, you sure as heck didn't!
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Post by: Noname on October 30, 2009, 08:15:09 PM
The picture is a trick... some homeowner just drove his house RIGHT into that innocent car!  :lol