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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Cancerian Tiger on September 01, 2009, 12:48:15 AM

Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 01, 2009, 12:48:15 AM
I wish I had been the one to take this picture, but oh well :).

(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/Quirkster_photos/suffolk-tornado-729746.jpg)

Caption away!
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Jasper on September 01, 2009, 02:49:43 AM
Just to let u know they changed the scale. It would be called EF4.
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Kor on September 01, 2009, 03:01:36 AM
The traffic to get onto the tornado going to OZ.
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Noname on September 16, 2009, 04:30:02 AM
Topsy: The sky is....  :blink:

Tria: ...Mating with the ground. :blink:

Topsy: I didn't think that was possible.

Grandpa Longneck: It is clear that the threehorns are thinking too many unclean thoughts...

Topsy: Whatever Longneck. We're just too superstitious to understand how nature really works...

Tria: So we make up stupid storied to justify our beliefs.

Topsy: If you're so smart, Longneck tell me what that flat, gray thing is that goes in a straight line over the ground... and it has white lines on it too...

Tria: Or what those things the size of mid-sized dinosaurs are...

Grandpa Longneck: Wow. This should really be in the "things the characters would NEVER say" thread...

Topsy: What's a '"thread"?
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Belmont2500 on October 16, 2009, 04:24:26 PM
These people are driving right into the eye of the storm.
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 26, 2009, 07:10:03 AM
I think this is the part where Cary Elwes gets himself killed.
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: SouthPawRacer on October 26, 2009, 07:42:58 PM
"I guess all gatherings at the clubhouse are cancelled this week..."
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Mirumoto_Kenjiro on October 26, 2009, 10:45:51 PM
The Good News:  I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Nick22 on October 26, 2009, 10:50:40 PM
Is this part of the sequel to that Bonnie Hunt film?
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on October 28, 2009, 05:55:47 AM
Boy: Daddy? I just made poopies in my pants...
Dad: *staring at tornado* Me too son...me too...
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Noname on December 04, 2009, 06:59:12 PM
The tornado and the car are racing each other to get to Kansas City... and the Tornado is winning!
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Paradise Bird on December 08, 2009, 11:30:40 PM
The tornado is going to be fined for speeding.
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Mirumoto_Kenjiro on December 08, 2009, 11:35:08 PM
^That's a thought:

Cop:  OK, Mr. Tornado.  I just clocked you going 160mph in a 55 mph zone.  Care to explain?

Tornado:  Well... uh...
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: MrDrake on January 07, 2010, 03:01:50 AM
Professor Fransworth: *addressing the Planet Express crew* Good news everybody! You'll be taking a daring mission into the eye of a tornado to rescue a small puppy dog, which means you'll all probabally end up dying
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Noname on January 27, 2010, 05:16:40 AM
Mommy, why is that cloud shaped like a funnel?
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Duckyfan on April 05, 2010, 11:40:55 PM
Kid:Oh mommy look its a giant Oreo fun stick!!!!!
Title: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: LBTFan13 on April 06, 2010, 12:39:56 AM
Quote from: WeirdRaptor,Oct 26 2009 on  06:10 AM
I think this is the part where Cary Elwes gets himself killed.
LOL I was thinking of something along those lines
Title: Re: Rare F-4 Twister!
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 09, 2020, 09:10:11 AM
Car: I caN’t help it! Its so beautiful!