School Bus... OF DEATH!!!

Caustizer · **on:** November 05, 2009, 06:27:23 PM

Its called "The Schooler" for a reason.

Petrie. · **Reply #1 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:52:22 PM

We have a school bus from hell that drops kids off at our school.

I'm sure that picture isn't too far off what some see it as. I wouldn't want to be the driver.

Noname · **Reply #2 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:37:53 PM

The things they do to keep the children safe in inner-city schools... :blink:

JitteryDragon · **Reply #3 on:** November 05, 2009, 11:39:37 PM

Let's see lord Humongous take my gasoline now!

Amaranthine · **Reply #4 on:** November 05, 2009, 11:57:05 PM

The auto industry has invented a bus that actually moderates your children's behavior as well as keeping them safe.

And as far as the uncontrollable kids? The stupid drivers that try to get in the way? Don't worry....we have ways take care of them...

Kor · **Reply #5 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:33:47 AM

Announcer: "You have heard how dangerous it can be on the roads today. There is no need to fear if your kids go to one of our schools since we have taken measures to ensure their safety, including not just at school safety measures but also measures that will keep them safe coming to school and home. You can see this is one of our schoolbuses, designed specially to ensure the safety fo your children."

JitteryDragon · **Reply #6 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:51:53 AM

Hey kids! Tired of that boring bus ride to school?

Well, now you can ride the DOOM BUS(tm)

- Take control of one of 4 heavy weapon turrets!
- Destroy all in your site with the patiented Death Ram(tm)
- Heavy armor to protect your kids from those pesky thermo-nuclear warheads.
- And it even has a CD player*

*Only plays death metal.

Almaron · **Reply #7 on:** November 06, 2009, 04:42:03 AM

Unfortunately, the PTA rejected my idea for deterring school vandalists.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #8 on:** November 06, 2009, 11:41:28 AM

After being pressed by parents to find a way to keep pedophiles away from bus stops, the school bus manufacturers are proud to present: The Pedo-Annihilator!

Belmont2500 · **Reply #9 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:48:06 PM

This bus should be in the next Twisted Metal game.

Noname · **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2009, 06:47:05 PM

The schoolbuses in Detroit look different this year... they've killed over 500 criminals in the first semester of operation alone...

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #11 on:** March 04, 2010, 11:14:54 PM

Principal: This is the state-of-the-art school bus with standard roof-mounted Gatling guns meant to target any student who is not attending school. It also doubles as a snow plow.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:45:39 PM

"Welcome to Rapture High, kids!"