But the already existing text can serve to inspire.
And lo, to the horror of all viewers at home, the ad continued:
"They can pleasure you for hours! Believe me, I know!"
"But wait, there's more! They also come with a discipline kit for nights they give you that lame "I'm tired" excuse! It is a very
delicious method..."
"For only $12.00, you can also get a vat of bleach and several jugs of water, complete with a pulley system to dangle them over it with! Why do that? Simple, force feed them the water, and eventually they'll have to piss! The ammonia from their urine will mix with the chlorine bleach and become what was known in World War I as Mustang Gas! So as they hang there for hours without end, enduring the agony of having to go. They will have to make a decision. Let themselves go and die a horrible death or endure it. It is then that they will know the extent of my pain.
PAIN!!!"
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