HMS Dreadnought

f-22 "raptor" ace · **on:** January 11, 2010, 03:39:34 PM

Though this great ship never fired her big guns in anger she remains the only battleship to ever sink a submarine.

MrDrake · **Reply #1 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:25:34 PM

Captain: Fire!
*guns are fired*
Cadet: Uh sir, we just destroyed a sea-side town
Captain: *looks through binocular* They'll recover from it, the point is, we stopped the enemy
Cadet: But, the enemy wasn't even in the town
Captain: My mother was....and man is she evil....

Noname · **Reply #2 on:** January 11, 2010, 07:17:17 PM

Captain: Keep sailing the ship!

Sailor: Sir, its a piece of cardboard painted to look like a ship!

Captain: You mean I can't sail to Acapulco on this baby?

Sailor: No sir. All you can do is to look at it and take propaganda pictures while bragging about capabilities which never existed.

Captain: Blasted budget cuts!

MrDrake · **Reply #3 on:** January 11, 2010, 07:21:08 PM

*the ship is scraping along some rocks*
SpongeBob: Keep on going! You're good! you're good!

Noname · **Reply #4 on:** January 11, 2010, 07:55:47 PM

Behold a ship so mighty, that not even God could-

BOOM!!!

...never mind. Sorry God.

God: You better be!

:blink:

JitteryDragon · **Reply #5 on:** January 11, 2010, 08:06:49 PM

What really happened to that submarine...

Submarine commander: There seems to be a giant ship through my periscope.

Seaman: Oooh, let me have a look. Egad! You're right... there is a giant battleship!

Other Seaman: I want to have a look.

Another Seaman: Me too!

Commander: Hey! Hey! One at a time, people!

*Everyone takes turns looking at the ship*

Seaman: Ooooooh.

Other Seaman: Aaaaaaah.

*Kaaaabooooom!*

...

*Ring ring*

Engineer: Commander! We've been hit, we're sinking!

Commander: Ooooooh.

Other Seamen: Aaaaaaah.

MrDrake · **Reply #6 on:** January 11, 2010, 08:09:33 PM

The Beatles: *singing inside a yellow submarine* We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, a yellow submarine *the submarine is then sunk*

Captain: There will be no singing in my waters

Noname · **Reply #7 on:** January 11, 2010, 08:14:09 PM

Sailors: Ohhh slow the plot down, laddy
Slow the plot down
Way hey
Slow the plot down!
We'll scuttle the story and run her aground
We'll try so hard to slow the plot down!

Captain: Keep it up and we'll win the great war for certain, lads!

MrDrake · **Reply #8 on:** January 11, 2010, 08:18:04 PM

Sailors: *singing* In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy

Captain: Keep it up lads! We've almost creeped them out!

Noname · **Reply #9 on:** January 11, 2010, 10:01:53 PM

Sailor: Sir, do we really need a battleship to go fishing?

Captain: Quiet! You're scaring the cod!

MrDrake · **Reply #10 on:** January 12, 2010, 12:04:09 AM

Sailors: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Peter Griffin: Stop mocking me!

Noname · **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2010, 05:17:47 AM

Behold a ship so mighty that not even G... the archangel Gabriel could-

BOOM!!!

:blink:

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:25:49 PM

You just know they've got a microphone dipped into the water for Mr. Lipid.

Noname · **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:43:12 PM

Captain: Behold, the HMS Dreadnought!

Sailot: 'Tis only a model .

Captain: Shh!