Gothmog Caption 1

babidikrakenguard · **on:** October 29, 2010, 09:00:59 AM

Well, someone besides the Horned King, Creeper or a random Skeksis.. A while back, my previous hard drive had went. Recently had to get the computer fixed and the computer guy somehow got all the stuff from the previous hard drive back on this one. Including all my screenshots of Davy Jones, Gothmog and Ozzy! And all those other characters..

: And I can play SPORE now!!

Um.. Anyways, caption time!

Gothmog: Fangirls.. Maybe I was better off without them.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2010, 05:10:52 AM

Gothmog: "Actually, I'm considered a very attractive woman among the orc-men."

Pangaea · **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2010, 02:37:16 PM

Gothmog entered the “ugly jack-o' lantern” contest, and took first place. His jack o' lantern took second place.

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babidikrakenguard · **Reply #3 on:** November 01, 2010, 06:42:33 PM

"Do you know how the orcs first came into being?"

Gothmog, The Lieutenant of Morgul, The Dragon of the Wraith-Lord of Minas Morgul, was afraid of nothing! That is, was afraid of nothing until that particular question was brought up..

(I came up with "Dragon of the Wraith-Lord"..

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Pangaea · **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2010, 05:32:44 AM

“My plastic surgeon is going to pay for this…big time!”

Pangaea · **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2010, 05:42:40 AM

A potential continuation of the above caption:

Random Orc: “Wow, he made you look really ugly, huh?”

Gothmog: “No, he didn’t make me look ugly ENOUGH! I paid good money for a face that would traumatize children and send wargs running for cover, and I end up looking like a walking puffball!” :mad