The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Animation => Topic started by: Amaranthine on February 26, 2010, 06:46:39 PM

Title: Lord Farquaad
Post by: Amaranthine on February 26, 2010, 06:46:39 PM

(http://hollywoodjesus.com/movie/shrek/25.jpg)

Title: Lord Farquaad
Post by: Amaranthine on February 26, 2010, 06:50:08 PM

Hmmm if I could only be taller...then I would score with the princess much more likely then the other suitors...

Mirror: Um...my Lord...that won't be a good idea...or even possible...you see...we are in the dragon's belly...

Lord: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Title: Lord Farquaad
Post by: Ptyra on February 26, 2010, 06:53:01 PM

I wonder where I will be in the sixth Shrek movie.

Title: Lord Farquaad
Post by: Kor on February 26, 2010, 10:19:46 PM

"I can be a better villain if I use a funny accent."

Title: Lord Farquaad
Post by: Ptyra on February 27, 2010, 12:27:57 AM

LF: I wonder what would happen if I made a mini-me like Dr. Evil
Mirror: I wouldn't recommend it, sir. A clone 1/8 your size would be extremely small.

Title: Lord Farquaad
Post by: WeirdRaptor on February 27, 2010, 04:21:24 AM

Farquaad: Remember me? Of course you do. I'm the only decent villain in the series.

Title: Lord Farquaad
Post by: Almaron on February 27, 2010, 04:28:16 AM

Farquaad: I wonder if Shrek 3 would have been better if I was in it...
Mirror: It wouldn't have made much difference.
Farquaad: Thelonius?
(Omnious smashing noise heard)
Mirror: Uhh...because they would have...uhh...