Master Shifu

Spartanguy88 · **on:** May 20, 2009, 07:46:02 PM

(One of my personal favorites)

Shifu: (Thinking)- How in the whole of China did Po manage to do that?!

babidikrakenguard · **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2009, 08:40:28 PM

-Choke- Cant.. Breath..

Nick22 · **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:28:59 PM

That was DISGUSTING

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #3 on:** May 21, 2009, 02:30:11 PM

Ah, the expression I would have if I realized that I was in a film starring alongside Jack Black.

Kit12 · **Reply #4 on:** May 21, 2009, 08:37:11 PM

Shifu: *with his back to Po* And of course in this fine collection of ancient artifacts we have the first kernels of rice from the first rice harvest ever when Master Tapri discovered the secret of making the stray seeds grown, it is our most prized...

*turns to see Po wide eyed pulling the empty jar of rice away from his mouth*

Nick22 · **Reply #5 on:** May 21, 2009, 09:09:08 PM

eh it could be worse.. I could be starring with Robin Williams

Petrie. · **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2009, 09:20:07 PM

But why is the dumpling gone?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #7 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:09:25 AM

Master Shifu: "Ouch! It hurts to see one of my students get whooped by Kung Fu Ducky."

Nick22 · **Reply #8 on:** May 22, 2009, 12:43:49 PM

why are you you tryinmg to eat that?

Kor · **Reply #9 on:** May 22, 2009, 05:50:45 PM

"I've never seen anything as weird as that in all my life."

Nick22 · **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2009, 01:42:40 AM

And why again am I training you?

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2009, 10:08:19 AM

How did Tigress and Po have a baby? Their species are incompatible with one another! *continues to stare at the Panda/Tiger hybrid baby*

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2009, 10:11:55 AM

(Thinking) It's one thing for Po to do a perfect split in the kitchen, but all the way up on those pillars?!

Ptyra · **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2009, 09:49:30 PM

Shifu: The dog broke his what on an ipod?!

Dogs have a bone in their *fryingpanned*

Nick22 · **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2009, 11:58:47 PM

Tigress did WHAT to you?

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #15 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:51:46 PM

Master Shifu: "Ugh! Tell me I did not just see that."

Nick22 · **Reply #16 on:** May 24, 2009, 09:52:40 PM

this ius going to be a LONg training session..

Kit12 · **Reply #17 on:** May 25, 2009, 12:43:44 AM

Shifu: I owe how much in taxes on this Temple?!

Tax collector: oh, and also...there's a stairs tax of $10,000,000,000 per stair on the entire Palace

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #18 on:** May 26, 2009, 11:48:05 AM

*Watching 'Kung Fu Ducky' beat the living tar out of the Furious Five, Po (the Dragon Warrior) and Tai Lung*

Nick22 · **Reply #19 on:** May 26, 2009, 12:07:33 PM

How long is it going to take to get through to tis idiot?