Snow White: the old hag and the apple

Noname · **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2009, 08:48:01 PM

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... because he will think you are DEAD!

Nick22 · **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2009, 08:59:03 PM

The apples free dearie

Kor · **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:06:50 PM

Old Hag: "No worm in this apple? I could have sworn I put on in there just this morning."

Petrie. · **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:56:16 PM

Queen: the poison recipe called for granny smith apples. I don't know any granny smith, but I could definitely pass for a granny. This red one will be perfect!

Kor · **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2009, 10:08:29 PM

Old Hag: "A poisoned apple? Why can't I have a cool weapon instead of just this." Sighs, "Guess I'll have to make the best of what I have."

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2009, 10:14:14 PM

Old Hag: What?! This is a wax apple she'll never fall for this! I'll just have to curse the market that sold me this!

Kor · **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2009, 10:40:40 PM

Old Hag: "Now if I can just market better then those dwarfs folks will be buying my red apples more then the dwarf gems."

kjeldo · **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2009, 10:55:42 AM

old hag: apple dear i gonna tell you a secret, you are poisonous,

Kor · **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2009, 11:35:43 AM

Old hag: "you heard through the grapevine I'll be asked to star as Mombi in the next Wizard of Oz movie? I didn't know apples talked to grapes."

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #10 on:** September 02, 2009, 02:07:51 PM

WeirdRaptor: "Now, to be perfectly honest, would you have EVER taken an apple from someone who looked like that?"

Noname · **Reply #11 on:** September 02, 2009, 03:44:08 PM

Hag: But... it's an organic apple... it's made with no pesticides or fertilizers... eat it...

Lain_EX · **Reply #12 on:** January 01, 2010, 02:23:30 AM

No! You can't have this apple! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE! >=3

MrDrake · **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2010, 02:33:51 AM

Queen: Apple? This isn't an apple! It's an....orange! And yes, it is a poisonus orange! I mean, no, no it's not!

Nick22 · **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2010, 02:35:51 AM

take a bite. what? do you think I put something on it?

Kor · **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2010, 03:36:15 AM

"Just 1 bite and all your cares and worries will go away."

MrDrake · **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2010, 03:38:25 AM

Just be thankful it's not Maleficent doing this, otherwise you'll be really screwed right now

Nick22 · **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:20:56 AM

Were you expecting Cruella De Vil?

MrDrake · **Reply #18 on:** January 03, 2010, 01:39:41 AM

Eat the apple or I'll start stripping! *the apple is taken from her and is eaten*

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #19 on:** January 05, 2010, 03:49:08 AM

Quote from: MrDrake,Jan 3 2010 on 12:39 AM

Eat the apple or I'll start stripping! *the apple is taken from her and is eaten*