Lord Farquaad

Amaranthine · **Reply #1 on:** February 26, 2010, 06:50:08 PM

Hmmm if I could only be taller...then I would score with the princess much more likely then the other suitors...

Mirror: Um...my Lord...that won't be a good idea...or even possible...you see...we are in the dragon's belly...

Lord: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Ptyra · **Reply #2 on:** February 26, 2010, 06:53:01 PM

I wonder where I will be in the sixth Shrek movie.

Kor · **Reply #3 on:** February 26, 2010, 10:19:46 PM

"I can be a better villain if I use a funny accent."

Ptyra · **Reply #4 on:** February 27, 2010, 12:27:57 AM

LF: I wonder what would happen if I made a mini-me like Dr. Evil
Mirror: I wouldn't recommend it, sir. A clone 1/8 your size would be extremely small.

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2010, 04:21:24 AM

Farquaad: Remember me? Of course you do. I'm the only decent villain in the series.

Almaron · **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2010, 04:28:16 AM

Farquaad: I wonder if Shrek 3 would have been better if I was in it...
Mirror: It wouldn't have made much difference.
Farquaad: Thelonius?
(Omnious smashing noise heard)
Mirror: Uhh...because they would have...uhh...