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Land Before Time Captions / HEY!...IT'S PETRIE!
« on: February 02, 2013, 01:33:11 AM »
And so, my dear children, that is how Petrie invented the photo-bomb.
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The Fridge / Near Death at SeaWorld
« on: January 13, 2013, 01:49:01 AM »
I'm okay with animals being "locked up" as long as they have ample space and aren't mistreated. But as some have said, common sense says that entering a tank with a 7000 lb orca that can kill a man when it's being playful is dangerous.
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The Party Room / The Corrupt a Wish Game.
« on: January 13, 2013, 01:38:30 AM »
Granted, but since you didn't specify the type, they have ruined the US economy by completley disrupting the flow of goods. And to Serris, people without mental issues who want to kill now have full access to assault weapons.
I wish I controlled the US government.
I wish I controlled the US government.
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Land Before Time Captions / Petrie and Ichy fight over Ducky!
« on: November 30, 2012, 11:45:18 PM »
Ichy and Petrie react a scene from The Lost World. While they had fun, Ducky was in pieces.
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The Fridge / When Younger, I liked and disliked...
« on: October 13, 2012, 12:12:27 AM »
When I was younger, I hated hot sauce. Now, I eat it with a spoon. Well, the lighter ones anyway.
The really hot ones I can only eat if they're on something-chicken wings, for example
Also when I was younger, I loved cheddar cheese. Now, to an incident when I ate too many and...vomited, I HATE cheese. I can't even eat cheeseburgers unless I put so much ketchup and mustard the burger is 75 percent condiment, 10 percent burger, 10 percent bun, 3 percent pickle, and 2 percent cheese.
Yeah, I don't know how percentage of toppings on my burger matter ether.
The really hot ones I can only eat if they're on something-chicken wings, for example
Also when I was younger, I loved cheddar cheese. Now, to an incident when I ate too many and...vomited, I HATE cheese. I can't even eat cheeseburgers unless I put so much ketchup and mustard the burger is 75 percent condiment, 10 percent burger, 10 percent bun, 3 percent pickle, and 2 percent cheese.
Yeah, I don't know how percentage of toppings on my burger matter ether.
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Real-Life Captions / George W. Bush billboard
« on: September 02, 2012, 11:24:40 PM »
Me: Yes...
(I am immidiatley shunned by everyone on the board.)
Me: Oh, COME ON!
(I am immidiatley shunned by everyone on the board.)
Me: Oh, COME ON!
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Land Before Time Captions / Chomper, Littlefoot, Spike, Petrie + Duckycaption
« on: September 02, 2012, 11:17:32 PM »
Hyp: (from computer screen) I'm just a sweet transvestite...
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Land Before Time Captions / Crying Chomper
« on: September 02, 2012, 11:14:05 PM »
Littlefoot: Chomper, whats wrong?
Chomper: (sobs) I don't wanna tell.
Littlefoot: Let it out...it's okay..
Chomper: I just read the script of the 14th movie.
Littlefoot: They're making another? Sweet! They're switching directors, right?
Chomper: (nods)
Littlefoot: No yellowbellies?
Chomper: No, but..
Littlefoot: But what? We ditch Grosvener, the Yellowbellies, everything! What could go wrong!?!
Chomper: (Hands Littlefoot the script)
Two hours of frenzied reading later...
Cera: Whats wrong, Littlefoot?
Chomper: (sobs) I don't wanna tell.
Littlefoot: Let it out...it's okay..
Chomper: I just read the script of the 14th movie.
Littlefoot: They're making another? Sweet! They're switching directors, right?
Chomper: (nods)
Littlefoot: No yellowbellies?
Chomper: No, but..
Littlefoot: But what? We ditch Grosvener, the Yellowbellies, everything! What could go wrong!?!
Chomper: (Hands Littlefoot the script)
Two hours of frenzied reading later...
Cera: Whats wrong, Littlefoot?
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Land Before Time Captions / Littlefoot, Chomper, And Ruby
« on: September 02, 2012, 11:05:26 PM »
Ruby: And that's why you always use protection!
Chomper: :blink:
Chomper: :blink:
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Land Before Time Captions / The Lovable Duo Of Egg-Thieves
« on: September 02, 2012, 11:01:31 PM »
Strut: Hey, Ozzy, watcha looking at?
Ozzy: (slams laptop shut) NOTHING! GO AWAY!
Strut: You know, I sure hope you're not-
Ozzy: WHO CARES IF I AM?
Strut: That's it, I'm taking your computer away!
Ozzy: (slams laptop shut) NOTHING! GO AWAY!
Strut: You know, I sure hope you're not-
Ozzy: WHO CARES IF I AM?
Strut: That's it, I'm taking your computer away!
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LBT Projects / JITTERYDRAGON IS GONE!!!
« on: September 02, 2012, 10:52:45 PM »
I've noticed all his poops were gone. Heck, most of my favorite (and for that matter, most period) YTPers aren't uploading any vids.
This has been a dark summer for YouTube Poop.
This has been a dark summer for YouTube Poop.
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Land Before Time Captions / philosophical trio
« on: July 14, 2012, 01:05:15 AM »
Mood altering drugs are a bad thing.
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Land Before Time Captions / flying threehorn
« on: July 14, 2012, 12:57:09 AM »
Evolution has screwed us over. No, not flying dinosaurs, -as we all know, dinosaurs evolved into birds- but look in the right hand corner! That's right! They are evolving into unholy reptilian humanoid MONSTERS! Into the bunker!
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Land Before Time Captions / New Ruby Caption
« on: February 22, 2012, 07:14:45 PM »
To bad this happened to her. Now she gets attacked by furries every night for very low pay. That's why no one should join a show when it's least popular.
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Land Before Time Captions / uh oh !
« on: February 22, 2012, 08:16:35 AM »
Guido:Help! HELP! I'm being chased by bad animation!
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Announcements / Big Gang of Five Meeting?
« on: February 08, 2012, 10:52:51 PM »
No. There ARE reasons I probaly would not come, even if I wanted to:
1: I don't own a car, namely because I'm not old enough to (legally) drive.
2: I'm pretty bad around crowds. I'm not antisocial, just socially awkward.
3: Every account I have online (exept for Xbox Live) is a SECRET. Only my dad knows, and while he is rather neutral and okay with it, (remind me to thank him later), he does use it as blackmail, especially my Fanfiction account.
4: I don't think any of my friends or family would be WILLING to take me. Seriously, imagine what would happen if you went up to your parents and said, "Hey, could you take me to a place in the middle of the country where I will celebrate the existence of a cartoon that was made with 5-year olds in mind with a couple of teens and 20-something's I know online?" Every one of my family, no matter how much they supported me, would ethier burst out laughing or break my computer into pieces. Did I ever mention I'm a closet fan, only actively supporting it when online?
1: I don't own a car, namely because I'm not old enough to (legally) drive.
2: I'm pretty bad around crowds. I'm not antisocial, just socially awkward.
3: Every account I have online (exept for Xbox Live) is a SECRET. Only my dad knows, and while he is rather neutral and okay with it, (remind me to thank him later), he does use it as blackmail, especially my Fanfiction account.
4: I don't think any of my friends or family would be WILLING to take me. Seriously, imagine what would happen if you went up to your parents and said, "Hey, could you take me to a place in the middle of the country where I will celebrate the existence of a cartoon that was made with 5-year olds in mind with a couple of teens and 20-something's I know online?" Every one of my family, no matter how much they supported me, would ethier burst out laughing or break my computer into pieces. Did I ever mention I'm a closet fan, only actively supporting it when online?
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LBT Fanfiction / LBT Meets Galaxy Railways
« on: February 07, 2012, 09:03:40 PM »
Look, I'll ask for it to be moved for you.
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Land Before Time Captions / LBT Meets Galaxy Railways Story
« on: February 06, 2012, 12:05:50 AM »
First things first, don't ask here. Ask an admin to move your 3 posts to the Fanart and Fanfiction section. Also, I have no idea what any of this weird space railroad stuff is. It could be interesting, though.
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Land Before Time Captions / Ruby
« on: February 06, 2012, 12:00:35 AM »
(offscreen) Chomper: Ruby.......why on earth are you looking at me like that?
Ruby: (continues staring)
Chomper: Well?.......
Ruby (thinking): Damn, Chomper is so hot. I wish when he was hungry,he would just eat-
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT MY CHILDHOOD AND MY NEWFOUND LOVE FOR LBT GET RUINED LIKE THIS! FUCK!
Ruby and Chomper: :blink:
Chomper:...........Ruby, you made god angry.
Ruby: But isn't he a Christian and believes that would be sacreligous?
Chomper:Well, he sees himself as the "god" of what he writes. He could just make us die horrible deaths right now, so be grateful.
Ruby: Uh oh. He's getting out the gun.
Chomper: Why's he going on the computer?
Ruby: He's looking up rule 34 sites.....checking their admins email...tracing their email...
Chomper:Dammit, look what you did! You've driven him mad! He's going to kill someone, and it's all your fault!
Ruby: Looklooklooklook! He's putting the gun back, and he's just sitting there, thinking about something..
Chomper: Our punishment.
Ruby:Wha?
(suddenly, the ground caves in beneath them, trapping them in a sinkhole)
Chomper: That was our punishment.
(5 hours later)
Chomper: I'm hungry.
Ruby: Well....
Me:Don't. Push. It. Don't. Make. Me. You got that?
Ruby: Okayokayokay, just please don't hurt us!
Ruby: (continues staring)
Chomper: Well?.......
Ruby (thinking): Damn, Chomper is so hot. I wish when he was hungry,he would just eat-
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT MY CHILDHOOD AND MY NEWFOUND LOVE FOR LBT GET RUINED LIKE THIS! FUCK!
Ruby and Chomper: :blink:
Chomper:...........Ruby, you made god angry.
Ruby: But isn't he a Christian and believes that would be sacreligous?
Chomper:Well, he sees himself as the "god" of what he writes. He could just make us die horrible deaths right now, so be grateful.
Ruby: Uh oh. He's getting out the gun.
Chomper: Why's he going on the computer?
Ruby: He's looking up rule 34 sites.....checking their admins email...tracing their email...
Chomper:Dammit, look what you did! You've driven him mad! He's going to kill someone, and it's all your fault!
Ruby: Looklooklooklook! He's putting the gun back, and he's just sitting there, thinking about something..
Chomper: Our punishment.
Ruby:Wha?
(suddenly, the ground caves in beneath them, trapping them in a sinkhole)
Chomper: That was our punishment.
(5 hours later)
Chomper: I'm hungry.
Ruby: Well....
Me:Don't. Push. It. Don't. Make. Me. You got that?
Ruby: Okayokayokay, just please don't hurt us!
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Animation / It's....the DOLL!
« on: February 05, 2012, 10:52:03 PM »
(pulls out BFG9000) THIS IS MY REAL PAYBACK FOR USING MY NAMESAKE, YOU M*bleep*ING SON OF A *bleep*! BESIDES, YOU DIDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER!
(makes French food out of twilight sparkle with BFG, walks over, takes doll. Pausing, I point a certain finger at pokeplayers unconscious form.)
You made it personal, so don't go crying to me now! (turns back to doll) Come on, dolly! We're going home!
(makes French food out of twilight sparkle with BFG, walks over, takes doll. Pausing, I point a certain finger at pokeplayers unconscious form.)
You made it personal, so don't go crying to me now! (turns back to doll) Come on, dolly! We're going home!