Chomper: "Wait... What do you mean I'm going to have my leg broken!?"
Chomper's parents: "So let me get this straight. All we have to do is run around and eat people, and you'll pay us? Best job ever."
Spike: "(thoughts: *sighs* Wonderful, I get to sick a herd of angry spiketail's on a young biologist. Oh well: at least she'll feed me.)"
Tippy's herd: "Umm... Yeah, so, it says in this script here that we should 'swipe at the actress with our tails and try to impale her'... Just to be clear, the worst that could happen is that we stab a stunt double, right?"
Pterano: "Well, I'm not the least bit surprised you decided to call me up. After all, acting is one of my hundreds of talents. Now, which lead character am I playing again, hmm? The hero? The villain? The intriguing side character?... What do you mean, a background character!?"
Screech and Thud: "So, we were looking over the script here, and-- well, you know, most of this stuff is awesome and all, but we couldn't my help but notice that we ultimately get defeated by gymnastics. Umm... What the heck?"
Mr. Threehorn: "You want me to charge down a tent full of corporate CEOs? Done, done, and done."
Mama Flier: "Oh my, I'm not sure I like this part in the script where I get lassoed and captured. Could we possibly change it? ... What do you mean, it'll be funny!?"
Grandma and Grandpa: "As long as we don't have to act out the scene from the arcade game, we're fine... You know the one we're talking about."
How would the gang react if they heard that a murder had taken place in the great valley?