Mr. Thicknose: "So... Guido. Would you answer me a question?"
Guido (nervous): "Uhh, sure big fat guy uhh... I mean, Mr. Thicknose, sir..."
Mr. Thicknose: "What is the Schrodinger equation and what does it describe?"
Guido: "Well, I dunno, sir." *shrugs*
Mr. Thicknose:
"That weirdo is going to fail all classes this semester like this..."