The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Serris · **Reply #1500 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:02:56 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, you will die in a car crash in the same way he did.

I wish my insomnia was gone.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1501 on:** April 02, 2013, 01:30:10 PM

Quote from: Serris,Mar 25 2013 on 09:02 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, you will die in a car crash in the same way he did.

I wish my insomnia was gone.

Granted! You now sleep forever. Yes, you are alive but you are in a state of eternal sleep.

I wish I had new clothes.

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #1502 on:** April 02, 2013, 02:56:07 PM

Granted. They're from Lady Gaga.

I wish I could paint well, so I could capture the beautiful wasatch mountains.

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #1503 on:** April 02, 2013, 09:05:09 PM

Granted, but unfortunately you paint so well that you put the Great Masters to shame and they are rolling in their graves, plotting their revenge.
I wish I could get rid of my sugar high!

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1504 on:** April 03, 2013, 06:22:07 PM

Granted, but then you start becoming somewhat depressed.

I wish I could stop being so greedy!

LoyfeCycleProtector · **Reply #1505 on:** April 04, 2013, 12:39:56 AM

Granted. From now on anything you hoard or take out of greed will explode.

I wish I had a high quality piece of moldevite.

Serris · **Reply #1506 on:** April 11, 2013, 04:31:14 PM

Granted. You now have a piece the size of a building that you can't move.

I wish The Hub made a cyberpunk cartoon.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #1507 on:** April 11, 2013, 05:53:45 PM

It stars the Mane Six as robots and they canceled the original show so "Equestropolis P0N13S" can replace it.

I wish P=NP.

Serris · **Reply #1508 on:** April 11, 2013, 06:34:58 PM

Quote from: LettuceBacon&Tomato,Apr 11 2013 on 04:53 PM

It stars the Mane Six as robots and they canceled the original show so "Equestropolis P0N13S" can replace it.

I wish P=NP.

Seriously, I'd actually watch that. If the Mane Six were cybernetic/robotic ponies, that is.

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Anyways, the cyphers used in secure Internet transactions are no longer secure.

I wish Ridley Scott directed a Darwin's Soldiers.

Ducky123 · **Reply #1509 on:** June 15, 2013, 08:39:23 AM

Granted, but he'll fail.

I wish summer holidays had already begun.

MurMur · **Reply #1510 on:** June 28, 2013, 10:09:50 AM

Granted. But they'll last for one day only. The Government doesn't want people to become too lazy.

I wish they made another LBT movie with Guido in it.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1511 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:36:42 AM

Granted!

How's a two-minute scene with him?

I wish marching band camp already started!

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1512 on:** July 07, 2014, 09:38:59 AM

Okay...let's get this game started back up again after a year of inactivity.

I wish to actually get things done during this summer.

Ducky123 · **Reply #1513 on:** July 07, 2014, 11:52:31 AM

Granted but lazyness is always gonna win so don't expect too much

I wish I could stop time sometimes...

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1514 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:00:34 PM

Wish denied, for time can never be stopped...unless you're Aylene Carter in the "Land Before Time Retold" series on FanFiction. Too bad you're not.

I wish I had twice-baked potatoes with sour cream. Mmm...

bushwacked · **Reply #1515 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:13:19 PM

Granted... but the sour cream's expired, and it's now extra super sour cream. Yummy

I wish I had an infinite supply of coffee.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1516 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:26:11 PM

Granted. You die within a week from a caffeine overdose.

I wish I could have longer summers off.

vonboy · **Reply #1517 on:** July 09, 2014, 09:05:31 PM

Wish granted. You don't have to goto school anymore, since your parents just kicked you out of the house! Have fun living under the bridge!

I wish I could get a promotion at work.

jansenov · **Reply #1518 on:** July 10, 2014, 05:37:53 AM

Granted, but the company slashes your hours and salary by half. You don't need to be bossing around full-time.

I wish I had more land for sheep pasture.

jansenov · **Reply #1519 on:** July 10, 2014, 05:38:39 AM

Granted, but the company slashes your hours and salary by half. You don't need to be bossing around full-time.

I wish I had more land so I could start herding sheep and goats.