The Corrupt a Wish Game.

bushwacked · **Reply #1520 on:** July 10, 2014, 06:00:44 PM

Granted, but unfortunately the sheep and goats decide enough is enough, and break out of their pens to begin their adorable enslavement of mankind... beginning with you.

I wish I found a briefcase with one hundred billion pounds in it tomorrow.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1521 on:** July 14, 2014, 09:28:51 PM

Granted, but it will be confiscated within 48 hours.

I wish I worked at a radio station...my own jingles included.

Ducky123 · **Reply #1522 on:** July 15, 2014, 08:13:25 AM

Granted, but nobody's gonna like them. (well, in truth I sure hope they DO like them if your jingles were to be played at a radio station

)
I wish my fanfictions were already finished

vonboy · **Reply #1523 on:** July 15, 2014, 08:17:53 AM

Wish granted. Your fans hunt you down after reading your rushed, half-assed conclusion that barely has anything to due with the original story.

I wish we do good on inventory at our store this year. (It's actually happening today. I'll know how it turned out at work tonight.)

bushwacked · **Reply #1524 on:** July 15, 2014, 09:12:46 AM

Wish granted. You get a bonus of $0.02 (I actually hope you do get a decent bonus

)

I wish I could go on a trip around America for free.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1525 on:** July 20, 2014, 08:23:08 PM

Granted until you realize you forgot your passport.

I wish I could never get full from eating pizza.

Ducky123 · **Reply #1526 on:** July 21, 2014, 11:04:26 AM

Granted, but your agility will decrease in no time

I wish I didn't have the need to sleep every night at all

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1527 on:** July 21, 2014, 04:56:08 PM

Granted. Let's see how many police show up when you start acting violent within a week. By then, you're basically a beast to the point where you're pulling out all the family guns and knives. Schizophrenia, perhaps?

I wish I could become a YouTube star.

bushwacked · **Reply #1528 on:** July 21, 2014, 05:11:09 PM

Granted. You get thousands of fans... who swarm outside your house and trap you there for ever and ever, forcing you to make endless Youtube videos.

I wish wrote a best-selling book.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #1529 on:** July 28, 2014, 01:04:45 PM

(You need to make a wish too, Bushwacked.)

I wish I could beat Montezuma in Civilization V

bushwacked · **Reply #1530 on:** July 28, 2014, 01:44:57 PM

^ I did...

I'll just put it again.

Granted, but then your computer breaks and the saved data is lost forever.

I wish wrote a best-selling book.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1531 on:** July 28, 2014, 03:26:05 PM

Granted. The people would like you...until they found out you had plagiarized the entire book. Therefore, you may proceed to spend some time behind bars thinking about what you did.

I wish my birthday would be tomorrow instead of Thursday.

bushwacked · **Reply #1532 on:** July 28, 2014, 06:19:35 PM

Granted, but the shift in dates causes time as we know it to collapse in on itself, ending life, the universe and everything. Plus, people wouldn't have your presents ready on time, which would suck.

I wish I had every superpower ever invented.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1533 on:** August 03, 2014, 10:16:03 AM

Granted. With too many superpowers, however, you don't have any weaknesses...which is a bad thing...

I wish there existed a Great Valley radio station (KGV).

bushwacked · **Reply #1534 on:** August 03, 2014, 01:16:14 PM

Granted, but the DJ is Topsy, and the only thing he does is complain about stuff.

I wish I could cook food that wasn't dangerous to eat.

Ducky123 · **Reply #1535 on:** August 03, 2014, 02:53:22 PM

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Granted, but the DJ is Topsy, and the only thing he does is complain about stuff.

Good one!!!

Granted, but think about the possibilities... poisoning fiends and people you don't like and the like

(If only I was able to cook at all

: )

I wish money grew on trees and you'd just have to grab it

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1536 on:** August 03, 2014, 06:51:01 PM

Granted, but now it has no value and thus can't buy anything.

I wish I no longer had a work schedule that went until midnight.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1537 on:** August 03, 2014, 07:11:30 PM

Granted. Instead, you get to work for a full 24 hours nonstop...minus maybe a few hours of sleep, but pretty much nonstop.

I wish I didn't have to wait for five days periodically for an update of "The Seven Hunters" (an AWESOME story BTW!).

vonboy · **Reply #1538 on:** August 03, 2014, 07:35:37 PM

Wish granted, now you have to wait a FRICKIN YEAR for each new chapter, Like you have to with PAST-O-RAMA.

I wish I didn't take that long to write each new part of my fan-fic :/

Ducky123 · **Reply #1539 on:** August 04, 2014, 04:22:37 AM

Granted, but real life will always get in the way.

I wish I could live in the HTTYD-universe