The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Ptyra on December 14, 2009, 12:26:47 AM
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Also found on one of the sites
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o191/Bat-Snake/Stone2.jpg)
Pterano: I wouldn't do that. It's probably fully of Tribbles, and you know how those things are.
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Pterano: Good boys. Hatch that egg for me! I want to see what type of Pokemon I'll get this time.
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Rinkus (thinking): Once Sierra and I bust open this stone and get it to show us its power, the two of us will rule the world!
Sierra (thinking): Once Rinkus busts open the stone and gets it to show us its power, I’ll knock him on the head with this rock and rule the world myself!
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(And an immediate follow-up to my last caption:)
Pterano (thinking): Cut ME out of the deal! Just for that, I’m not gonna warn Rinkus what Sierra’s about to do to him...
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Pterano: (thinking) Something seems suspicious about the way Sierra's holding that rock...
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Pterano: Well? How long do I have to hold this pose before you two are done carving the statue?
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(And another follow-up caption:)
Pterano: Well? How long do I have to hold this pose before you two are done carving the statue?
Sierra: Grrr... :mad
Rinkus: Uh...well, it'll be a while yet, but look on the bright side: by the time we’re finished, your exile will be over, too!
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Pterano: This is more ridiculous than the Skeksis' Trial By Stone nonsense.
Yaay, Dark Crystal reference :wow !
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Pterano thinking: "I'll let them fight and I'll take out the winner. He'll be tired and wounded and an easy victory for me."
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Pterano: You'll never make a replica of the Rock That Looks Like a Longneck doing that.
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(^ Good one! :lol Gives me an idea...)
How Saurus Rock was REALLY created.
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Pterano: Ever thought of blasting it with dynamite? I'm sure that would uncover the hatch.
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The ambitious meteorite tried its best to wipe out the dinosaurs, but only succeeded in getting a couple of flyers very irritated with it.
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Pterano thinking: "it really takes so little to keep idiots entertained."
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Pterano: The moment Sierra drops that rock on Rinkus' head, there will be a chain reaction...and I'm not sure if I want to be there for it or not.
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The ambitious meteorite tried its best to wipe out the dinosaurs, but only succeeded in getting a couple of flyers very irritated with it.
:lol :spit
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We love Heart of Stone by Dave Stewart! :lol
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Pterano: Who wants to bet that they both get hurt when Sierra drops the rock?
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Pterano: (Thinking) Lets see Rinkus is holding a muddy rock, but does Sierra know he's holding YTP?
Rinkus: (Thinking) I wonder if that dummy Sierra knows, that's not a muddy rock.
Sierra: Why am I sitting on this rock, that looks like a giant egg.
Off set; Ozzy and Strut are watching.
Ozzy: EGG'S WHERE!
Strut: (Thinking and has one claw on his beak/facepalm) Not this again Ozzy, you eat way too many eggs.
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Pterano: Keep banging that iron, boys! We'll turn it into swords someday! Thus armed, we shall take over the valley!
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Pterano: I can't wait for pickaxes to be invented.
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Pterano: If there is one thing I won't tolerate...it's violence.
Sierra: Sike.
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Rinkus: *sees Sierra sitting on top of rock* Hey, Sierra! I never knew that you were a mommy!
Sierra: That's because I ain't one, birdbrain! Now help me smash this here thing!
Rinkus: YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR OWN BABY?! :blink:
Sierra: I already told ya! It ain't MINE!!!
Pterano: Now just what are those two idiots arguing about this time? *shakes head*
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Sierra: Rinkus, if you sing that mining song from Snow White one more time...