The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Pangaea on September 25, 2009, 10:45:20 PM
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I don’t know how many captions we’ll be able to wring out of this screenshot (I’m anticipating that they'll be rather limited), but boy is it hilarious! :lol
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Littlefoot immediately regrets his choice of words after telling everyone to “hold on!”
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It is obvious Petrie slept through the training of the Heimlich manuever during CPR class :p.
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Petrie is practicing his CQC skills.
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Petrie just saw a very scary movie, and unfortunately Littlefoot is what he grabbed on when he jumped.
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Littlefoot: "Do I resemble Invader Zim enough already?!"
Cera (off-screen): "Nope! A little tighter, Petrie!"
Littlefoot: "Ack!"
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Petrie gets a little TOO into the role of playing doctor when feeling for Littlefoot's pulse
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Unsurprisingly, Petrie's attempt to dance with Littlefoot ended in failure.
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Littlefoot's head expanded so much when his neck was squeezed, it exploded!
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ducky: petrie, how many times we have to tell you that littlefoot is not a stress buddy?
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Petrie: "Me hold on real tight."
Littlefoot (in a strained voice): I know.
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Littlefoot: (In a choking voice) Damn it! Why me?
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After losing his snuggling stick, Petrie was forced to find a substitute...and Littlefoot was not happy with his choice of replacement...
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Seconds before the photo...
Littlefoot: Someone pinch me, I must be dreaming.
Petrie: Petrie help!
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Petrie, after eating a can of Spinach...
"Me fight to the finish! Take that, Littlefoot!"
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Petrie: "Then, big boa constrictor wrap itself around victim and SQUUUUUEEEEZZZEEE!"
*Uses Littlefoot for demonstration*
Littlefoot: "Ack!"
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Petrie: Must-squeeze-Littlefoot...
Littlefoot: AGH! That hypnotism really didn't work!
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Littlefoot: *Gack*! Petrie...if you...squeeze any tighter...my eyes are...gonna pop out...
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Cera: (offscreen) Hahahhahahaha.... Damn piss STAY IN THERE :lol
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Petrie: "So is this the correct amount of pressure I should squeeze his neck at during the take?"
Director (off screen): "Perfect, do it just like that during the take."
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Petrie: Me really strong! Even longnecks fear me!
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Littlefoot: (chocking) Stop...........
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Petrie: Quick guys, now's your chance!
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This deleted scene from LBT VII features Pterano's original method of using Petrie to extract the The Stone of Cold Fire's whereabouts from Littlefoot.
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A scene from Mortal Kombat Great Valley edition! This is Petrie's fatality move, the headburst!
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P: LITTLEFOOT! SCARY MONSTERS WANT TO MAKE QUICHE OUT OF US!!!
Cera: (offscreen) What's quiche?
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Ducky (off screen): Um, Petrie, the stick Littlefoot is choking on is at the bottom of his throat, it is, so you are actually making choking worse.
Petrie: I know, me squeezing it down for easier digestion
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Petrie has a strength boost.
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Cera: I think we shouldn't have taken Petrie to judo class... <_<
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Surprised Cancerian Tiger hasn't used this joke yet. :p I hope you don't mind me using it, CT.
Petrie: “Where me stress medication? It s’posed to arrive today! Me prescription need refilling! Ohhh . . . me nerves are shot! ME NEED ME MEDS! WHERE BE ME MEDS?!”
Littlefoot (strained voice): “I'm pretty eager to see them get here myself . . .”
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Surprised Cancerian Tiger hasn't used this joke yet. :p I hope you don't mind me using it, CT.
Petrie: “Where me stress medication? It s’posed to arrive today! Me prescription need refilling! Ohhh . . . me nerves are shot! ME NEED ME MEDS! WHERE BE ME MEDS?!”
Littlefoot (strained voice): “I'm pretty eager to see them get here myself . . .”
^^No, not at all! LMAO :lol :spit! That's usually my running gag for Ducky captions :p.
Inspired by Toy Story:
Littlefoot (choking): "Petrie! This is no time to panic!"
Petrie: "This is the PERFECT time to panic!"
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Petrie: He going to eat me...
Littlefoot hesitantly: Losing...air
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I laughed so hard when I saw this, I was practically on the floor XDD
Petrie: Whew, me glad me caught you, Littlefoot, before you slip.... Littlefoot?
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My OC Bambo: Petrie what are doing your chocking him! You don't need the panic here you can fly for pity sake!
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Petrie had listened to his uncle Pterano for too long... Seen here is his attempt to take over leadership of the Gang. :lol
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Rainbowface #1: It's catastrophe! This flyer uncovered out Synth Littlefoot! What should we do!
Rainbowface #2: Dammit... Maybe it was a bad idea to make sequel with synths... Now people would uncover what happened to original gang in original movie...
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If Petrie used his full potential in the first movie, then Sharptooth would’ve went bye bye easily. :p
Luckily, he was only using 2% of his power in this caption, otherwise Littlefoot would’ve been reduced to atoms — gone.
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Little did Little Foot know Petrie was practicing Pterajitsue.