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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Lillefot on May 08, 2008, 06:16:22 AM

Title: Evil Ruby Caption
Post by: Lillefot on May 08, 2008, 06:16:22 AM

Caption this one!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb226/Fragilis/Rubyevil.jpg)

Title: Evil Ruby Caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 08, 2008, 07:32:22 AM

I can only think of one right now:

My precioussssss!

How original :rolleyes:.

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Post by: kjeldo on May 08, 2008, 09:16:56 AM

just a little bit more...

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Post by: Dark Pterano on May 08, 2008, 09:40:52 AM

How about this, for a good one.

I'll get you, my pretty... and your little flyer too! (Evil Witch of the West, like laugh.)  :lol

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Post by: Lillefot on May 08, 2008, 11:35:54 AM

Ruby: I wasn't kidding when I said pay, Now you'll pay the ultimate price!

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Post by: Noname on May 08, 2008, 12:58:20 PM

Narrator: When Ruby switches to evil mode, the lighter skin on her stomach and underside turns pink... an evil color for sure...

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Post by: Kor on May 08, 2008, 04:50:37 PM

Ruby: "Now that I found the stone I"ll make them pay.  Everyone who laughed at me all the sharpteeth that tried to hurt or eat me, everyone who has ever annoyed me.  I"ll make them all pay."  (insert evil laugh here.)

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Post by: Lillefot on May 08, 2008, 05:00:52 PM

Ruby: Now Ducky... What was that talk about my crest!?

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Post by: Malte279 on May 08, 2008, 05:02:32 PM

Ruby: "Say one more time that I don't fit into the land before time and I will have to hurt you landbeforetimelover!"

Sorry, couldn't resist :lol

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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 10, 2008, 12:01:32 AM

(Thinking) Hehe, if I just breathe down Cera's neck, I'll give her more scary sleep stories!

 :lol

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Post by: Lain_EX on May 10, 2008, 03:04:38 AM

Ruby: "I'm not Ruby! I'm a bilingual Sharptooth! RAWR!!!"

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Post by: Amaranthine on May 10, 2008, 08:40:29 PM

Ruby: "I'll get you my pretties!!!! And your little dog too!"
Spike (thininking): She thinks I'm little? :blink:

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Post by: NeptuneNavigator2001 on May 10, 2008, 08:40:39 PM

...For some reason, I just can't seem to think of a caption for this one...!  I just can't see Ruby as "evil," even though it's only a joke.  Hmm...  Nope, sorry.

EDIT: WAIT!  I got one now!

Ruby: Have you ever had the feeling that you're being...  Watched?  By a - *looks up* SHARPTOOTH?!!!

*everybody else screams and runs away*

Ruby: *evil laughter* :lol

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Post by: kjeldo on May 16, 2008, 01:48:59 PM

ruby: i'm here for your protection-money! (ruby has joined the mafia)

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Post by: Kor on May 17, 2008, 01:23:28 AM

Ruby: "I'm gonna get you Dorothy, and your little fuzzy sharptooth too."

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Post by: Malte279 on May 17, 2008, 03:29:58 AM

Ruby: "I'll make you an offer which you cannot refuse!"
Addresseee (thinking): "Uh oh, an offer from the godmother!"

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Post by: Lillefot on May 17, 2008, 03:35:28 AM

(Indiana Jones inspired)
Ruby: Zo... Dr.Ducky... You gonna tell uz where ze treeztar iz...?  :lol

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Post by: Lillefot on May 25, 2008, 04:20:41 PM

Ruby babysitting Tricia failure:

Ruby: "And that's when the big, mean Sharptooth..."
Tricia runs away crying*
Ruby: "... ah well..."

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Post by: Joseph on May 30, 2008, 03:43:17 PM

Yoda: Twisted by the Dark Side, young Ruby has become.

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Post by: stars on June 09, 2008, 09:44:58 PM

Ruby: thats it i had it with you. o When i get my hands on you. :)

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Post by: Ptyra on June 09, 2008, 09:47:28 PM

And THAT is where babies come from!

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Post by: Kor on June 09, 2008, 11:02:14 PM

Ruby: "So you want to know how I came to promise to look after Chomper to his parents, and how he got off the island.  Those secrets are not for the likes of you.  "

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Post by: Caustizer on March 03, 2009, 06:57:46 PM

Ruby: "Lets just say your lucky I don't have any teeth."