I wouldn't take advice from Lamen anymore. He assumed that since you weren't on one end of the spectrum, you were on the other (a tint spectrum too, curiously enough). Try right in the middle, somewhere exactly between William Shakespeare and William McGonagall. Where 99% of people/forumites are, including me and (currently) you. To be parodied, you need to strive to be either more like Shakespeare or MacGonagall, and stick to it.
Or ye can wri' awl yer posts with an aksent. Jerman ees alveys a good vun. Or Sco'ish, mate, exclamation points fer everytheeng!!! Just stick vith it. Bonne chance!