Ask a Stupid LBT Question,Get a Stupid LBT answer

Bertie12 · **Reply #860 on:** July 15, 2019, 03:24:17 AM

Quote from: DiddyKF1 on July 14, 2019, 09:33:03 PM

Well, they are in my universe!

What did Pterano get his name for?

He time travelled and found out what his species was called, so naturally he named himself after it to mess with the minds of flatheads.

Is Ruby a Spinosaurus?

UnionRags123 · **Reply #861 on:** July 15, 2019, 02:20:36 PM

In her dreams she is...

Is Old One actually that old?

Sneak · **Reply #862 on:** July 15, 2019, 02:54:34 PM

Well, she wouldn't be called like that, if she wasn't, am I right?

What are dinosaurs counting when they can't fall asleep easily?

UnionRags123 · **Reply #863 on:** July 15, 2019, 03:19:53 PM

Treestars

Why is Red Claw so incompetent?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #864 on:** July 15, 2019, 08:31:07 PM

Well, if Red Claw has to rely on two raptor henchmen, and he still fails on everything in life, I would say he doesn't have a brain.

Is Spike actually mute or does he choose to stay quiet all the time?

Sneak · **Reply #865 on:** July 15, 2019, 08:36:17 PM

"Spike talks when he wants! Yep yep yep!"

What healthy food does Sahrptooth eat so his skin and bones and inner organs are immune to any physical damage at all? Oo
I want to be like him!

Quote from: UnionRags123 on July 15, 2019, 03:19:53 PM

Treestars

Even sharpteeth?

UnionRags123 · **Reply #866 on:** July 15, 2019, 09:27:45 PM

They try to count how many treestars their prey ate

Sharptooth eats...wait. He doesn’t eat. He’s dead.

Why is Screech blue-grey and Thud green?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #867 on:** July 15, 2019, 09:36:51 PM

That's correct. Sharptooth doesn't eat because he's dead. "Sahrptooth" on the other hand is fully alive. The secret to his skins, bones, and organs being immune to physical damage is because he drinks Mountain Dew. End of story.

Screech and Thud have their respective colors because it reflects on their personality of course! Screech is pessimistic, while Thud is more friendly and nurturing.

Who is The Lone Dinosaur?

UnionRags123 · **Reply #868 on:** July 15, 2019, 09:45:39 PM

A dinosaur who’s alone...

(Go away Dara...lol jk)

Why didn’t Bron ditch Wild Arms at the “fire mountain” ?
(LBT XIV)

StardustSoldier · **Reply #869 on:** July 27, 2019, 08:18:07 AM

Because Wild Arms was jealous of the attention Shorty got in the 10th movie and wanted to take over what would have been Shorty's role in #14. Bron was fed up with Shorty himself and so Bron and Wild Arms conspired together to get rid of him.

Why are the Yellowbellies so idiotic?

UnionRags123 · **Reply #870 on:** July 27, 2019, 10:39:40 AM

Yellowbellies are so idiotic because the constant smacking their heads on the ground messes up their brains...

Why is Cera an orange-ish/yellow-ish color?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #871 on:** July 27, 2019, 02:31:11 PM

Do you have a problem with that!? You're going to be rammed in about 3 seconds, I'll tell you that sissy.

Why is Saurus Rock an important landmark?

Sneak · **Reply #872 on:** July 27, 2019, 07:43:20 PM

Because longnecks think they are the most important dinosaurs in land, so they tell silly stories to our children about mighty lone longneck dinosaurs and magical dumb rocks?

Why Littlefoot lied to his friends that Tyrranosaurus sharpteeth can't swim when internet articles tell that they can. And pretty good actually.

UnionRags123 · **Reply #873 on:** July 27, 2019, 08:13:40 PM

because Topps was right with his "flatheads have small brains" thing

do sharpteeth actually fall for the yellowbellies' "up with your tush and you look like a bush" technique?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #874 on:** August 10, 2019, 05:50:01 PM

No, but the sharpteeth feel so bad for their absence of intelligence that they end up leaving them alone. (for awhile at least)

Why does Bron lead a herd instead of staying with Littlefoot?

StardustSoldier · **Reply #875 on:** August 10, 2019, 07:12:37 PM

The truth is that Bron did want to go with Littlefoot rather than leading a herd. Unfortunately for Bron, Wild Arms was jealous of the attention Littlefoot was getting and so Wild Arms blackmailed Bron. Wild Arms said he'd tell the other dinosaurs embarrassing stories about Bron if he didn't stay with the herd, and so Bron ultimately felt he had no choice. At least not with his dignity still intact, and Bron places a high value on his dignity.

Why did the franchise take a hiatus after Wisdom of Friends?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #876 on:** August 10, 2019, 09:31:38 PM

The Wisdom of Friends was such an overall success that the creators decided that it should the final movie to seal the deal. But because the fans begged endlessly for another movie, Universal gave in and released a horrible excuse for a movie. Even the original movie is better than the 14th one, and that's saying a lot. It had horrible graphics, voice actors, character design, and an overall grainy quality. The only thing that saved the first movie from total failure was the Sharptooth. So yeah, Universal couldn't care less about LBT anymore, and only released a 14th movie to appease the beggars.

Why is the Wisdom of Friends considered the worst movie of the LBT franchise?

(Wow, what a contradiction to the answer above my question!)

StardustSoldier · **Reply #877 on:** January 07, 2020, 05:43:49 PM

Because it didn't have enough toilet humour.

Why did Journey of the Brave, despite being an improvement over the previous film, fail to reignite the franchise?

Sneak · **Reply #878 on:** January 07, 2020, 07:27:27 PM

Because manager that counted sells lost one "zero" number at the end when they made report to boss.

Why Sharptooth is able to survive deadly falls and can smash solid rocks without any injury?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #879 on:** January 09, 2020, 12:07:43 AM

Simple, because Sharptooth was already dead on the inside.

Why is Chomper smiling like that? —>