The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Cancerian Tiger on September 01, 2009, 12:48:15 AM
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I wish I had been the one to take this picture, but oh well :).
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/Quirkster_photos/suffolk-tornado-729746.jpg)
Caption away!
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Just to let u know they changed the scale. It would be called EF4.
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The traffic to get onto the tornado going to OZ.
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Topsy: The sky is.... :blink:
Tria: ...Mating with the ground. :blink:
Topsy: I didn't think that was possible.
Grandpa Longneck: It is clear that the threehorns are thinking too many unclean thoughts...
Topsy: Whatever Longneck. We're just too superstitious to understand how nature really works...
Tria: So we make up stupid storied to justify our beliefs.
Topsy: If you're so smart, Longneck tell me what that flat, gray thing is that goes in a straight line over the ground... and it has white lines on it too...
Tria: Or what those things the size of mid-sized dinosaurs are...
Grandpa Longneck: Wow. This should really be in the "things the characters would NEVER say" thread...
Topsy: What's a '"thread"?
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These people are driving right into the eye of the storm.
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I think this is the part where Cary Elwes gets himself killed.
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"I guess all gatherings at the clubhouse are cancelled this week..."
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The Good News: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
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Is this part of the sequel to that Bonnie Hunt film?
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Boy: Daddy? I just made poopies in my pants...
Dad: *staring at tornado* Me too son...me too...
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The tornado and the car are racing each other to get to Kansas City... and the Tornado is winning!
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The tornado is going to be fined for speeding.
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^That's a thought:
Cop: OK, Mr. Tornado. I just clocked you going 160mph in a 55 mph zone. Care to explain?
Tornado: Well... uh...
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Professor Fransworth: *addressing the Planet Express crew* Good news everybody! You'll be taking a daring mission into the eye of a tornado to rescue a small puppy dog, which means you'll all probabally end up dying
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Mommy, why is that cloud shaped like a funnel?
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Kid:Oh mommy look its a giant Oreo fun stick!!!!!
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I think this is the part where Cary Elwes gets himself killed.
LOL I was thinking of something along those lines
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Car: I caN’t help it! Its so beautiful!