The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Noname on September 30, 2009, 04:14:16 PM
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(http://airportshotelsandparking.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/stupid_signs.jpg)
It would be better not to make a sign in the first place. Really, what's the point of it?
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The sign was made in order to fulfill the stupid safety quotas...
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And I'd be the one to go touch it and see. :p
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The edges actually look rounded from this picture... not so sharp at all.
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I'm more interested in why there is a picture of a car crossed out in the bottom right...
Is this sign so sharp it can carve your car in half?
If so, awesome!
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I think it means that cars and people should not touch the sign...
... lest they be cut in half. :lol
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it should say: Caution: this sign is actaully a razor blade any people or cars that hit it will be sliced in half.
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Maybe it was a sign made by the redundancy corporation of America...
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Really? This sign doesn't look sharp at all to me. To prove it, I'll just place my hand on one of the corners and...
Ahhhhhhh! My hand is chopped off!!! That's it, it's suing time!
...Wait a minute. The sign warned me about this, so I can't sue them. Sh*t.
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The original image is missing the best part. :P
(https://i.imgur.com/QlI6SOg.jpg)
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I can only leave my condolences for the many lives that were lost everyday because the sign put the most vital piece of information in tiny print. So many cars drove into the ocean instead of crossing the bridge that was supposedly ahead of that sign. :cry
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Alas, we must also mourn the loss of those who cut themselves on the sign. :cry
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Tell people not to touch and they will, its what humans do. :p
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Heck. If it was me in front of that sign, I too would be tempted to touch it. :DD
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Sign: Touch me! Touch me!
*Optimus Prime grabs sign and crushes it*
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That sign has a point guys. If it says we shouldn’t touch it, we shouldn't touch it. :P
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^No pun intended, right? ;-p
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Maybe? :Mo :lol
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That sign has a point guys. If it says we shouldn’t touch it, we shouldn't touch it. :P
But I wanna touch it!
It’s Morphin Time! Dragonzord!
My dragon shield will protect me! Aiya!
*Collides with sign*