Does the second amendment cover the most modern weapons of mass destruction held by the US forces?
There are actually several old military planes which can now be privately owned. There is a team of civilian pilots who fly F-104 Starfighters at airshows. There is at least one privately owned F-4 Phantom (the owner flew them in Vietnam), and I think you can buy Mig-21s and Mig-17s and own them as long as you strip them of their weapon systems. Then again, the Mig-21 is a piece of garbage so I wouldn't trust it. But no, the military doesn't generally sell advanced weapons to civilians.
I would buy a Mig-29 because they are cheap, easy to find, and reliable. All I would have to to is learn to fly it and remove the avionics so it can't fire weapons.
You may be wondering why I want a fighter jet so bad. Well it isn't because they blow stuff up. It is because fighter jets look awesome.
Anyway, I would get a runway and a hangar for my Mig and I may get a French Mirage-2000 as well. (Well, they export them to bad guys. Why not sell one to me too?)
A Rafale M and a Eurofighter would be nice too but I would have to wait until France and England start exporting those.
Next I would buy a 747, paint it in an LBT themed paintjob, fit it with all kinds of luxuries and a movie theater, and designate it the official GoF private jet. Then I would give it to Petrie because he started this site in the first place. Hopefully, he would pick us all up and take us for a ride and we could hang out.
Then I would buy the rights to LBT and get a production team to continue the series. I may also looking at turing some of the better quality fanfics into films.
Oh and I would get a really big yard and a herd of buffalo because I love buffalo.
The rest of the money would be spilt among the fellow members of this site, still leaving each of us with a vast sum of cash.