I remember the fact that I have drawn StrutEggStealer's character (Keirra) 4 times without her permission back in either 2019 or 2020. One was just a normal drawing of her character, the second one had her doing Pterano's "very important" pose, the third one was a 3 panel comic of her inflating her belly by taking in a breath (referenced from a real life GIF of a woman doing the roughly same thing on DeviantArt), and a fourth one of Keirra and Artie (trulyfantasticme's character) with sizeable bellies after a feast of plants.

Now I was kind of sorry for drawing Artie with a big belly without asking trulyfantasticme (who is only ok with expansion even though I am not a pervert) and I am sincerely sorry for drawing Ptyra's character's without permission (Ptyra didn't even like expansion according to a response to my apology to her, what was I thinking back then!!)

Unlike the aforementioned users, StrutEggStealer (also known as TheBattyCrow on DeviantArt and stopped using the site in 2014) doesn't seem to be active on the internet since April 2021 and I really want to apologize to her for using her characters without permission and when I tried doing so on 2021, she didn't reply due to being inactive.

Does anyone, old or new, on this forum know a website where StrutEggStealer is still active and up for conversations or has she actually stopped using the internet? Because you know more about finding users than I do and I didn't get a chance to apologize due to her leaving the internet for a long time.

I don't know if that's just me but I found Ducky the Swimmer's voice to be slightly deeper in the Land Before Time TV series and the post TV series installments (The Wisdom of Friends and Journey of the Brave) and sounds absolutely nothing like the voice Judith Barsi or Heather Hogan gave her, sounding closer to Webigail Vanderquack who is voiced by Russi Taylor.


Does Ducky's voice in the Land Before Time TV series actually sound different than how she sounded before that?


Because I found her voice to sound a little higher starting in The Stone of Cold Flyer to The Great Day of the Flyers.


Ducky clearly sounded different in The Mysterious Island to The Secret of Saurus Rock, having more of a babyish voice more like that of Heather Hogan.

EPISODE TITLE: The Prehistoric Kids
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CHARACTERS:


Louise (Apatosaurus)

Cassie (Chasmosaurus)

Paty (Pteranodon)

Daniel (Pteranodon)

Stellar (Stegosaurus)
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66 million years ago, before there were humans, settlements, and vehicles, planet Earth was home to animals known as dinosaurs, pterosaurs, and sea creatures.

In a place called the Rocky Land was the home of five young dinosaurs: A male Apatosaurus named Louise, a male Chasmosaurus named Cassie, 2 Pteranodon siblings called Paty and Daniel, and a male Stegosaurus named Stellar.


Although dinosaurs and pterosaurs were different in real life, in this universe, they did not act so different as they talked, played, took naps, dreamed, and slept.


"Toss that rock" Louise said while playing before Cassie uses his tail to fling the rock.


"I got it" Cassie said, flinging the rock to Stellar, who uses his thagomizer to fling the rock.


However, the rock collided with Daniel, who crashed into the ground because he decided to play "Catch the Rock" while flying.


"That wasn't such a stellar job." Daniel comments. "Good one, brother." his sister Paty replies.


"Daniel, why do you always play "Catch the Rock" while flying." Louise asks.


"Because I don't know anything." Daniel replies.


"You are supposed to stay on the ground, Daniel." Cassie says.


"Don't you think you are being a little too harsh, Cassie." Stellar asks.


"Cassie's kind are tough, is that right, stellar boy." Paty says.


"Not as tough as Trike." Cassie says, "Trike is hard on almost everyone."


"Trike screams and yells at anyone who does something he doesn't like." Louise says.


"Then how come his only friend is Stellar's father." Cassie says. "I don't know that." Louise says.


"Yes, since Stellar's father is even dumber than Daniel." Cassie says.


"That was me you were talking about, Cassie." Daniel says.



Later, Cassie, being a Chasmosaurus, thought of destroying a sizable rock despite his fairly short horns.


"Cassie, are you sure you'll be able to smash that rock? Because your kind's horns are not as large as Trike's kind." Louise says.


"I think he'll do a stellar job at it." Stellar says, the Stegosaurus being aware of the jokes about his name.


Cassie backed up into a tree and then started running as fast as he can into the rock. It didn't destroy the rock but it left several cracks in the rock. "Oh, my horns." Cassie complains.


"Stellar, do you think you can destroy the rock Cassie ran into? I'd think you'd do a stellar job at it." Daniel says.


Stellar swung his thagomizer into the rock. However, since his tail spikes were tiny, it didn't do anything to the rock.


"That was not stellar at all and you'd say I would do a stellar job at it." the Stegosaurus complains.


"I don't know anything." Daniel says.


"Louise, can you smash that rock by using your tail." Paty asks.


"I can try that." Louise says as the young Apatosaurus prepares to swing his tail and strike the rock as hard as he can. However, it created only one more crack in the rock and it hurt his tail.


"This is probably not a good idea. It's getting dark out." Louise says.


"Yes as I'm getting too tired to smash that rock." Cassie says.


After that, Stellar, Cassie, Paty, Louise, and Daniel start sleeping.



THE END

Ducky: Do I look fat?


(The picture and quote is based on a dream I had quite a while back about Ducky showing her large tan belly (I know that's what she is supposed to look like but compared to Mama Swimmer and all the adult Saurolophus, Ducky looks really fat so therefore, I think that Ducky and her siblings are a different variation of Saurolophus.)

(Based on a roleplay I did with a friend on the Land Before Time Wiki that started on late 2019.)





Created by: Davis Doi

Music by: Michael Tavera




Cast:

Jeff Bennett as Petrie the Flyer

Jess Harnell as Coaty the Large Flyer

Tara Strong as Mika the Glider, Nicky the Flyer, and Jessie the diver (Hesperornis).

Cindy Robinson as Ovila the Fast Runner (It took me a long time for me to decide who should voice this character.)

Grey DeLisle as Ruby



Petrie wakes up to see The Great Valley wild with life and beauty.


It is Petrie, his siblings and his Flyer friend's breakfast time. At breakfast time Petrie finds a young male Quetzalcoatlus named Coaty and a young female magenta Nyctosaurus named Nicky.

"Hello" Petrie says to Coaty and Nicky.



“Hey Guvner,” The Quetzalcoatlus says in an Irish accent.



"What you names" Petrie says to the Quetzalcoatlus and the Nyctosaurus.



"My name's Coaty" the Quetzalcoatlus says



“My name’s Nicky” the Nyctosaurus says. “Me Petrie.” Petrie says.



Petrie then gives her a bunch of nice smelling flowers. "These flowers smell nice. You should smell them" Petrie says.


“I love them!” Nicky says.


Petrie then meets an Oviraptor named Ovila who also loves flowers and a Microraptor named Mika.


"What you name" Petrie says to Ovila.


"My name's Ovila what's yours" the Oviraptor says to Petrie


“Me Petrie, and you are the fourth new friend me say this to.” Petrie says.


"And this is Mika" Ovila says, pointing at the red Glider. Petrie finds a bunch of Crawlers (worms) for Mika. "Want these" Petrie says..


Mika eats the crawlers with a smile on her face.



Petrie gets more crawlers for Mika until her tummy is full and somewhat bloated.


Petrie rests his hand on Mika's now rounded stomach. "Is you tummy full" he says


“Yes” she says. “Thanks for the crawlers.”



Ovila walks over to Petrie. “Can you find me some of those beautiful flowers I love the most? But be warned, they are hard to find.”


"Sure can" Petrie says as he walks off. Later he finds 20 of these flowers and brings them to Ovila.


Petrie is covered in stings. “You never tell me about the buzzing stingers!” he says.


"I forgot to tell you there are buzzing stingers too" Ovila says


Petrie hands Ovila the flowers. "Now to get best of smell, take deep breath" Petrie says to Ovila.


Ovila takes a deep breath. “That smells lovely.” she says.



Then Petrie, Nicky, Coaty, Mika, and Ovila decide to go on an adventure. However, they come across some stinky flowers. Coaty and Petrie simply fly over them but Petrie tells Ovila, Nicky, and Mika to plug their noses.


The girls make it past the flowers and rejoin Petrie and Coaty. Coaty then notices a hole. “I wonder what’s in it.” he says.



Coaty then notices several worms coming out of the hole. A Tickly Fuzzy (rat-like mammal) chases the worms and runs around Coaty’s feet. However Coaty just watches the mammal chase the worms.

"I'm thirsty. Can you find me a pond to drink from" Ovila says.


“Me no see pond.” Petrie replies.


Soon they found a pond and Ovila took a huge drink.


“That was nice.” Ovila says. Suddenly a big hopper (Beelzebufo) lumbers out of the pond, spooking Petrie and his new friends.


The Beelzebufo hops back into the pond. “That crazy big hopper.” Petrie says.



Nicky then says "Can you find a place with a lot of those tasty yellow flowers because I'm hungry".


"Sure can" Petrie says. However, with Ovila's belly extended and heavy, she walks slower than normal.


Ovila walks so slowly that a small shellback (turtle) outruns her, “I wonder what he’s in a hurry about.” she says.


The turtle is running towards another pond. After a while, they found the yellow flowers for Nicky.


Petrie gives the yellow flowers to Nicky. “Thanks Petrie, I love them.” Nicky says.



Nicky then eats the flowers. “These taste good.” she says while eating.


Petrie then gets more flowers until her stomach is too full and she can’t fly. So she has to walk on the ground with Ovila.


Coaty and Petrie easily fly ahead of the girls. "Atleast I've never got fat before" Coaty says.


“You already giant!” Petrie laughs. “So what we going to do now?”



After a day, Nicky is back to herr normal size. “Phew.” she says. “I can fly again.”



Mika then says "I'm hungry."


"Sure" Petrie says as he walks off to get some crawlers for Mika. Petrie finds a log full of crawlers.


Mika then goes to the log full of crawlers. “These worms are delicious.” she says with a mouthful of worms.


She ate more worms until there were no more worms left and she was stuffed.


"Me thought you would not take too much worms this time but me will rub your belly anyways." Petrie says to Mika.


“Wait, where do we go now?” Nicky says.


"To da Big Water to find out if they're any new feathered friends such as divers (Hesperornis)" Coaty says.



Petrie, Coaty, Nicky, Mika, and Ovila go to the Big Water with Mika sleeping on Ovila's back.


Mika gets off of Ovila when they arrive. Petrie flies over the sea and searches for feathered friends.


Petrie then finds a little Hesperornis named Jessie. "Hello" Petrie says to the little Hesperornis, "What you name"


“Jessie.” she says.


They arrive at the shore. Jessie then says "I'm hungry. Can you bring me some splashers.". "I'll try" Coaty says as he flies off.


“I’m still hungry.” she says


Coaty arrives with 30 fishes for her.


"Oh thanks" Jessie says. “Your welcome.” Coaty replies.


Jessie then starts eating the fish until her belly is so full and bloated she can’t even walk.


"Phew, that was a lot. I want a belly rub " Jessie says. “Alright” Coaty says. He gives Jessie a nice belly rub.


“Do you want to come to Great Valley with us Jessie?” Petrie asks.


"Yeah that's a good idea." Jessie says, still rather stuffed as a result eating 30 fish.



It takes a long time, especially since Jessie is full, but they make it back there.


Ovila then meets a pink Oviraptor named Ruby. "What's your name" Ovila says.


“Ruby.” the pink Oviraptor says. Ruby then introduces Ovila to Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Spike and Chomper



THE END

I remember asking the former admins on the Land Before Time Wiki questions such as "What's the difference between Chomper's and Buddy's voice." so I'll decide to do it here.


1. Only I provide the questions.

2. Be specific with the answers and don't just say "They sound different".

3. Anyone is allowed to join, but only answer if you watched the movies the following characters are in.


What's the difference between  's voice and   's voice

(Based on a roleplay I did with a friend (Simbathekinglion) on the Land Before Time Wiki that started on late 2019.)

Created by: Davis Doi


Music: Michael Tavera


Cast:

Max Charles as Littletusk


Anndi McAfee as Sarah


Jeff Bennett as Petrie (Not the Pterodactyl.), Petrie's brothers, and a random dodo


Aria Noelle Curzon as Aria


Rob Paulsen as Shield, Gweedo, and Moe


Barry Bostwick as Grandpa Longtusk


Miriam Flynn as Grandma Longtusk


George Ball as Mr. Twohorn


Jessica Gee as Tria (Not the Triceratops)


Nika Futterman as Petrie's sisters


Tara Strong as Petrie's sisters


Isaac Brown as Chomper (Not the T.Rex)


Meghan Strange as Ruby (Not the Oviraptor)


Reba McEntire as Etta (Not the Pterodactyl.)


Pete Sepenuk as Foobie (Not the Beipiaosaurus)


Cuba Gooding. Jr as Loofah (Not the Beipiaosaurus)


Sandra Oh as Doofah (Not the Beipiaosaurus)


Tress MacNeille as Mama Teratornis and Mama Megatherium



In the snow covered Great Valley in the Pleistocene, there are 5 children; Littletusk (a woolly mammoth), Sarah (a woolly rhino), Aria (a Megatherium), Petrie (a Teratornis), and Shield (a Glyptodon.


In the Secret Caverns, there was a Smilodon (Chomper) and a Procoptodon (Ruby).


And there was an Icaronycteris (Gweedo) and a Baiji (Moe).

However, Littletusk then throws the acorn to Shield. However he eats the acorn.



"Shield no!" shouts Littletusk. "Over here!" shouts Petrie "Me get another acorn"



Meanwhile, in the Secret Caverns, Chomper and Ruby were going out to play "Toss the Acorn" with Littletusk and his friends. However, a Sabertooth tiger named Red Claw watches them leave the Secret Caverns and decides to follow them. However he smells acorns and runs away in fear and into the Mysterious Beyond and crashes into 2 Dire Wolves named Howler and Thud.

Meanwhile Littletusk starts to sing


"I'm going to go adventuring"


Aria and Petrie: "Adventuring?"


Sarah: "Adventuring?"


Littletusk: "I'm going to go adventuring and who knows what I'll find"


Petrie: "He's going to see the great beyond"


Aria: "Across the mud"


Littletusk: "Beyond the pond"


Aria and Petrie: "He's going to see the great beyond"


Sarah: "I'd rather stay behind Hmph!"


Aria: "Will there be ugly, bugly things with ickly, tickly, prickly wings?"


Petrie: "A front that bites and back that stings?"


Littletusk: "You never know"


Petrie: "Will there be things with sharply teeth?"


Aria: "Up above and underneath?"


Sarah: "I'll bet it's so"


Aria: "Then please don't go"


Littletusk: "I'm going to climb the mountain tall where fires burn and rocks can fall"


Sarah: "And scary things can creep and crawl with one big googly eye"


Ducky: "Aah! Stop!"


Petrie: "He's going to reach the highest high where even flyers never fly"


Aria: "Maybe he will touch the sky"


Sarah: "Well, I won't say goodbye"


Aria: "Will he cross the big, big ocean?"


Petrie: "Where it hot, or even hotter?"


Sarah: "Bet he's gonna meet a lotta sharpteeth there"


Petrie: "Yeah"


Aria: "Will there be yummy things to eat?"


Petrie: "Will there be things that ouch your feet?"


Aria: "Will you be brave?"


Sarah: "Will you be scared?"


Littletusk: "No! I'm going to go adventuring"


Others join in: "Adventuring, adventuring"


Littletusk: "And when I go adventuring, There'll be so much to do"


Others: "But if you go adventuring, adventuring, there's just one thing You know what you are going to have to do? You're going to have to take us all with you!"


Aria: "Oh, yes, yes, yes! Please!"


Sarah: "Hmm..."


Others: "We want to go adventuring, too!"



So they decide to go on a great adventure, though they do not know where.



"The big ocean should be where we're going to" Littletusk says


Meanwhile the Grownups couldn't find their kids.

"Aria, Shield" says Mama longclaw.



"Petrie" says Mama Flyer.



"Littletusk" says Grandpa and Grandma Longtusk.



"SARRRAAAAH!" shouts Mr. Twohorn.



“That Longtusk must have ran off and brought my daughter with him!” Mr Twohorn yells. “And you wonder why I don’t trust you or your kind.” He growls at Grandpa Longtusk.



“I’m sure they can’t have gone far.” The mammoth replies.



Meanwhile the Gang of 7 were traveling in the Mysterious Beyond.



"This walk takes forever" Littletusk complains.



"Shut up" says Sarah "Mind you there are dangers like Swimming Sharpteeth, things that squeeze around your waist (octopodes), Sand Creepers (crabs) with giant jagged claws, and Jelly stingers (Jellyfish)." She continues.



After a day they made it to there. Gweedo somehow went there too.



Before the gang clear the ridge that reveals the ocean itself, a small, fuzzy thing - Gweedo - suddenly lands on Littletusk's head.



"Sorry, did I bother you?" the bat says.



“Hey! I didn’t know you were coming!” Littletusk says.



“I followed you. I wanted to go adventuring too.” Gweedo replies.



Meanwhile, in the Great Valley...



"Poor...poor Littletusk" Grandpa Longtusk says.



"This is all your son's fault Longtusk!" Twohorn says,



"Why would Littletusk be to blame?" Grandpa says.



"Moe wonder where Littletusk is" Moe says



"The kids cannot go into the Mysterious Beyond without us. And Sarah should be home by now too" Twohorn says.



"That doesn't really mean Littletusk is to blame" Grandma Longtusk says



“HE’S ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO GO ADVENTURING AND NOW HE FINALLY DOES IT AND PUTS MY DAUGHTER IN TERRIBLE DANGER!” Twohorn roars furiously.


"No need to be so angry Twohorn" Grandpa says "Sorry, I was just furious" Twohorn says

Meanwhile...



"Me hungry, and me thirsty" Petrie says.



"Me too" Ruby says.



"There should be food for me and my friends." Chomper says about to eat a clam.



Gweedo finds a hole. However a sand creeper in the hole barely misses pinching the bat.


Gweedo flies away from the sand creeper, which scuttles towards Chomper while he isn’t looking.



The Sand Creeper pinches Chomper, causing him to say "Owwwww".



However he grabs the crab in his jaws and throws it away.



Chomper continues biting the clam.



Meanwhile, Littletusk, Sarah, Aria, Petrie, Shield, and Ruby found a papaya tree.



"I hope Shield doesn't eat so many treesweets for us. Oh no no no" Aria says



“Me fly up and knock down highest tree sweets for you,” Petrie says



"I can knock down the tree sweets for you too" Sarah says. Both of them knock down all the treesweets.



However, as the tree sweets fall down, Shield catches most of them in his mouth (he doesn’t catch all of them at once).



"SHIELD NO!" Littletusk shouts as Shield gluttonously eats the treesweets in his mouth.



However, there is still some of them left for Littletusk, Sarah, Petrie, Aria, and Ruby.



“Phew,” Littletusk says as he and his friends eat the remaining treesweets.



Meanwhile. Gweedo finds a wormhole and finds several worms in it. Gweedo eats the worms like they’re spaghetti.



Soon, all of the Prehistoric pals are sleepy from eating a lot (They're not stuffed). The next day they decide to go to a desert.



“Boy it sure is hot,” says Gweedo as he sits down on a rock, but gets up and flies away since he sees a scorpion.



However Chomper eats the scorpion. Then they see an oasis not too far away from them. Soon they arrive there and drink the water from there. Then Aria starts playing in the water.



Everyone drinks until they’re full, and decide to continue on their adventure.



Petrie and Gweedo, having drank too much, sleeps on Littletusk's back and Aria, for the same reason, sleeps on Sarah's back.


However with Littletusk's, Sarah's, Chomper's, Shield's, and Ruby's bellies extended and heavy, they walk slower than usual.


After a day, they made it to Berry Valley. "Hi Mr Loofah" Chomper says. However, the dodos don't mind the presence of a sabertooth cat.

"Hi Littletusk" Loofah says, "You're beautiful" Doofah says.



Suddenly a random dodo rushes in “It happened again!” he says as he points to a bush that was filled with berries earlier, but is now empty.



"We could find another Berry bush" Ruby says as they find another berry bush for him that is filled with berries.



“That’s beautiful.” Doofah says, “But we still don’t know who is eating all of our berries.”



The Gang and Loofah and Doofah find Foobie who is eating all the berries. Then Foobie panicks as the Yellow Bellies surround him with disapproving glares.



“And I thought you were a wise one.” Doofah says.



"Well you usually are the one who eats all the berries" Loofah says to Doofah so the Yellow Bellies stare at Doofah. Then they continue eating the berries.



"Let's go somewhere else" Littletusk says as they get out of Berry Valley. "Yellowbellies sure like berries" Petrie says.



"Bye Littletusk" Loofah says, "You're beautiful" Doofah says.



Meanwhile, Littletusk says "Let's go back to the big ocean"



When they made it there, Petrie finds a tree with giant leaves that look like they could be used as surfboards. Petrie starts surfing but a a passing shellback swimmer (turtle) eats the leaf and Petrie almost falls in the ocean but flies away.



"What the-?" Petrie says. "Me never going to do that again" he says. "How about you try Aria" Petrie says giving another surfboard leaf to Aria.



“I am not going to do that, no no no.” Aria says giving the surfboard leaf to Ruby,



Then Ruby starts surfing and she’s doing surprisingly well but gets distracted by her friends cheering and falls off. However Ruby is a good swimmer and makes it back to shore and  Petrie gets some berries for Ruby.



“You such good swimmer Ruby! You deserve berries!” Petrie says.

Later, though they don’t know it, they are heading in the direction of the land of the American Lions.



The Prehistoric Pals wear Stinkweed so the lions don't eat them. "This plant is sure stinky" Chomper says.



Two lions emerge from the shadows but they can’t smell the Prehistoric Pals.

"Let's leave this area" Littletusk says. But as they are leaving Shield slips gets distracted by a floating leaf and goes in a pool, washing the stinkweed off.



A lion smells the Glyptodon and roars furiously.



"SHIELD NO!" shout Littletusk and Sarah. The lion watches the eight right before a chase happens.



Petrie flies in and pecks the lion in the eye, distracting him.



The lion roars in pain and smacks Petrie with its paw, sending the vulture into the ground.



Petrie is knocked unconscious and the lion is about to eat him. Luckily Ruby throws a stick at the lion, making him turn towards her instead of Petrie.



Then Sarah charges at the lion but the lion runs away and runs into Ruby, knocking the kangaroo unsconcious.



The lion is about to eat Ruby but a golden Teratornis named Etta throws a boulder at the lions and they run away.
“Who? What? Where? When? Why?” Sarah blurts out as she and her friends watch the lions run away.


The vulture, believing Ruby to be dead, picks up the unsconcious kangaroo and brings her to a cave. The Prehistoric Pals rush after the vulture.



"Who are you" Gweedo says to the vulture.



"My name is Etta, what's your name" the vulture says to the bat.



“G-Gweedo...” says the confused bat.



“Why did you take our friend?” Littletusk asks Etta.



"Because she's probably dead" says Etta. Then she open's Ruby's eyes to make sure she's not dead, "Nope, not dead" the vulture says.



“She’s alive! Yep yep yep!” Aria cheers. Then Etta gives Ruby a flower.


“Errrr, thank you...” Ruby says, confused as to why a golden vulture just gave her a flower.


“I guess we’ll be going now.” Littletusk says “Lovely to meet you Etta.”


Sarah looks out of a hole in the cave “We can’t leave! There’s more of those monsters (American Lions) out there!” The rhino tells her friends.


Ruby smells the flower and then eats it. "I'm guessing you two are going to have to talk big and then that should scare the monsters away" Littletusk says to Aria and Ruby.

"And you are going to have to talk big too Petrie" Littletusk says to Petrie.


“Me stay here until the monsters are gone!” Petrie quickly says. "I'm guessing we're just going to have to wait then" Littletusk says.


Soon the monsters leave and Littletusk and his friends leave the land of American Lions. Etta left the Land of American Lions too.


"Let's go back to the big ocean" Littletusk says,  “Yeah, that’s a good idea.” Ruby says as they head to the big ocean.


When they went there, Ruby found water greens (seaweed) and ate them. After Ruby eats the water greens, the gang starts messing around and chasing each other playfully.


However, Sarah gets a branch stuck in her horn, Chomper gets pinched by a crab, Ruby trips over a shell, and Gweedo flys into Shield's mouth, who spits the bat out.


“Get it off!” Sarah yells as she charges around. She then trips over Ruby and goes flying into Chomper and the crab. The branch flys off her horn, "OPPH" Chomper wheezes because of Sarah's weight


The crab then pinches Sarah’s tail, causing her to get off Chomper and run around in pain, knocking the other kids over like bowling pins.


The crab then lets go of Sarah's tail and Chomper runs and grabs the crab in his jaws and throws it away into the ocean. "Man that was really annoying" Sarah says. Then she tries to wake up the unsconcious kids.


The kids wake up and laugh about what just happened (except for Sarah of course). "Shut up" Sarah yells at the kids, "The Meadow of Jumping Waters should be our last adventure" Littletusk says.  After a while the kids are in the Meadow of Jumping Waters.


Then Chomper smells something terrible. "Eeewwww what is that smell" Chomper says.


“It’s Shield!” Littletusk gasps as he sees that Shield has fallen in some nearby mud. Shield laughs as he plays in the mud


The gang look at Shield disgusted but then jump away as they get startled by a geyser. Then a big cat with a scar from his brow to his claw roars at Chomper and Ruby while the gang run away.


The cat growls at the two wolves next to him and they run after the gang while he follows.


However Howler gets blasted away by a geyser and Thud ends up in the foul smelling mud pit. A furious Red Claw lets out a mighty roar as he rushes past the cowardly duo towards the gang.


The gang rush past a geyser, which proceeds to blast Red Claw in the face. Red Claw goes flying and into Howler and Thud and non fatally crushes the two wolves.


The gang finally made it to the Great Valley.


"Grandpa, Grandma" Littletusk says "Littlefoot" they say.


"Tria, Daddy" Sarah says "Sarah" they.


"Mama" Petrie says "Petrie" his mother and siblings say.


Aria and Shield go to their mother "Aria" her mother says.


"And look who's there for you" Grandpa Longtusk says with a pinkish orange Longtusk next to him named Ally.


Ally and and Littletusk play together but then Ally sees Littletusk’s friends come to greet him and runs away.


The Prehistoric Pals come together in a giant group hug.



THE END

Release date: 1990


Created by: John Musker, Ron Clements


Music by: Alan Menken


Pretty much all of the cast is changed


Ed Gilbert as Rex


John Goodman as Woog


Charles Fleischer as Jorbi


Miriam Margoyles as Dr. Bleeb


James Hong as Dwig


Bill Faggerbakke as Bigon


Billy Crystal as Ptero


Jay Leno as Vorb



The camera cuts to a dry landscape in the late Cretaceous period as the opening titles show up.


After the opening titles, the camera cuts to a blue colored Dryosaurus that is being chased by an orange brown T. Rex. The Dryosaurus runs into a swamp but then the T. Rex grabs its tail.


Then a UFO flys over and out comes a small green alien with a short tail and weird looking ears called Vorb. "Greetings, sire. My name is Vorb and I work with Megamind. Inc. We're marketing a new ultra cereal. It's called Brain Grain. An IQ enhancer. Comes in two flavors. Normal or mint."


Then the T. rex chases the alien up into the UFO. However, there are some shackles that automatically connect from his feet to the poles inside the UFO. Then a robotic arm holding an odd looking gun sprays Brain Grain cereal into the T. Rex's mouth.


Then the T. Rex's eyes start turning blue and purple and then back to their normal color as he gains the ability to talk. "Huh." the T. rex says.


The scene cuts to a room in the UFO and there is a yellow Triceratops named Woog, a huge gray Brontosaurus named Bigon, a purple Saurolophus named Jorbi, a green Stegosaurus named Spikey, a tan Pteranodon named Ptero, and a blue Dryosaurus named Dwig.


Vorb: Check out the other Brain Grain graduates but get social.


Rex sees that he has a badge reading "MY NAME IS REX" as he reads aloud. "Hey, how'd I do that?" Rex says.


"I'm Dwig" the blue Dryosaurus says.


"We're you the same guy who I was trying to eat earlier." Rex says


"No." Dwig says.


"Yeah, okay." Rex says.


"And I'm Woog" the yellow Triceratops says, "And I'm Jorbi" the purple Saurolophus says.


Vorb: You know, I came here because all the children were going like "I wanna see a T. rex", or "I wanna see a Brontosaurus", or "I wanna see a pterodactyl" or blablabla so I have tried to make all of their wishes come true.


Later, the UFO zooms off and spins around the world so fast that they are in the 20th century.


"There, you'll meet my favorite contact person. Dr. Miriam Bleeb of the Museum of Natural History. What an adventure awaits you! Just getting into the museum should be the thrill of a lifetime." Vorb says.


"Thrill of a lifetime?" Rex says


Then Vorb fits some parachutes on the dinosaurs and Ptero is carrying a king sized lifeboat as the dinosaurs fall into the lifeboat, creating a huge splash.


"Bigon, get off me" Dwig says


"Whoa there, little fella" Rex says as the lifeboat moves to a pier in New York, which at that moment is celebrating the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.


However, Bigon is so heavy that he nearly falls into the water because he broke the pier.


Then a crane swings a metal bar, hitting Bigon's head.


"Bigon! I shouldn't keep on worrying about you every single second." Jorbi says.


Later, a fat old woman named Bleeb stepped out of her scooter.


DR. Miriam: Late. Late again. Late for everything. (Walks to the crane area the dinosaurs just left) Welcome to New York City. (adjusts her glasses, realizes that those are cranes) They're not here. I've missed them with my endless, shameless lateness. Oh, well.


Later, Woog licks the window of a bakery but Jorbi pulls Woog away from the bakery.


Rex: Listen, I've figured out a way you guys can stroll uptown and not cause a riot. Come on.


Later, there is a parade going on and the dinosaurs are pretending to be animatronics.


BOY #1: They're enormous!


GIRL #1: Oh! Look what's coming down the street.


BOY #2: Dinosaurs. Quick. Lift me up higher, Dad.


BOY #3: Dinosaurs at the parade.


GIRL #2: Are they gonna eat us?


BOY #4: Dinosaurs! Quick!


Boy 4's mother: No they are not dinosaurs.


Man: How many robots are in there.


Then Rex awkwardly shuffles his feet to a balloon that looks like him. However, Rex's sharp claws accidentally pop the balloon, causing it to fly up as Rex runs back to catch up with his friends.


BOY #2: They're real. They're real.


GIRL #1: They're not robots. They're alive.


MAN: Gosh, real dinosaurs!


The crowd starts panicking as the dinosaurs and Ptero are confused because they did not know the crowd would think they're real dinosaurs.


Rex: The Museum of Natural History. Where is The Museum of Natural History.


Jorbi: I don't know.


Woog: Where are we supposed to find it.


Bigon: Where in the world is it.


Ptero: I'll look for it.


Dwig: What do you mean you'll look for it I got a map right here


Dwig starts searching for the word "The Museum of Natural History"


"I found the The Museum of Natural History right here" Dwig says. However, just before any one of the dinosaurs could reply, the sound of the police happens.


OFFICER ON MEGAPHONE: You, there! Don't move! You're under arrest! Put your hands up!


OFFICER: Hit the deck! Watch out for the big one.


The dinosaurs all flee. Later, Bleeb finds the museum.


DR. Miriam: There we are. Dinosaur exhibit. The Museum of Natural History. You can't skimp on publicity.


PILOT ON RADIO: Central chopper one. Pursuing Mesozoic suspect.


Jorbi: [As he clings onto a traffic light to avoid a cop.] My name is Jorbi. Hi, nice to see you. Nice hat.


Then a chopper is chasing Ptero as an officer tries to get a lasso around Ptero's neck so a few men with guns can shoot him. Then Ptero lands on a building and imitates the shape of a gargoyle.


PILOT ON RADIO: Chopper one to chopper two, suspect's no longer in sight. I lost it. How about taking a 10-30 minute break for coffee and donuts?


Then Miriam Bleeb sees the dinosaurs and Ptero.


DR. Miriam: I'm coming. I'm coming. I'll be there in a moment.


Then she takes the dinosaurs and Ptero into a museum of natural history to hide them from the cops by having them pretend to be life-size model dinosaurs as the cops give up and look for someone else.


Dr. Miriam: Welcome, Welcome. You've taken so long, I almost gave up. But the good alien explained. You've had so many adventures. well, you must be tired after such doings. I'm sure you'll sleep well tonight. Have your dreams of this beautiful world, and tomorrow, you'll begin to fulfill the wishes of many children you'll begin to fulfill the wishes of many children. We'll make believe you're statues. The adults will wait outside as you reveal the miracle of yourselves to the young. It'll be very good. It'll be very good, indeed.


Rex watches out of the window, wondering about his future as the camera goes out of the building and the words "THE END" show up.



Based on a fact that John Musker and Ron Clements stated an film adaptation of the book following the success of the Little Mermaid, only to be told that Steven Spielberg had owned the rights and wanted to produce his own animated version of it.

Created by: Phil Nibbelink, Dick Zodang, Simon Wells, Ralph Zodang, and Steven Spielberg

Music by: James Horner

Most of the cast is changed

Bill Murray as Shrek
Steve Martin as Donkey
Bridget Fonda as Fiona
Estelle Harris as The Wicked Witch
Robin Williams as the Fairy Godmother
E.G Daily as Pinocchio
Jim Cummings as the Magic Mirror
Robby Benson as Prince Charming
Jeff Bennett as the Big Bad Wolf

Most of the writing is taken from the Transcripts Wiki.


The camera closes on a storybook which somehow opens up

Narrator: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by true love's kiss.

[The book turns the page to reveal a castle protected by a witch.]

Narrator: [continued] She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible witch.

[The next page shows knights being turned into pebbles by the witch]

Narrator: [continued] Many brave knights have attempted to free her from the dreadful castle, but they all failed.

[The book turns the page to reveal the princess sleeping under a canopied bed in a chamber similar to Sleeping Beauty.]

Narrator: [continued] She waited in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss. If someone could kiss her in love, the enchantment would be broken. If not, the princess would be doomed to turn into stone forever...

Then the scene fades into an outhouse surrounded by a garbage dump near a village called Wart Creek. The door opened rapidly, revealing a big green ogre named Shrek. He walks outside and then takes a mud bath in a mud pit near a swamp with his clothes still on.

Then the scene switches to Shrek brushing his teeth with mud and looks in a cracked mirror and sees that his teeth are now a brownish color.

Shrek then paints a face of him with angry eyebrows and brown teeth and paints the words "BEWARE OF OGRE"

Later, Shrek is eating eyeballs as cereal in a wooden bowl. At night time, Shrek decides to go for a walk but there is a crowd of villagers in his way.

One man draws his sword but a man says. "You know what that ogre could do to you."

Then Shrek says "They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin, shave your liver, and squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast."

Then a man says "Burn beast! Burn! I warn you!"

Then Shrek does a huge, monstrous, and long roar which scares away the villagers. Shrek then returns to his outhouse surrounded by less garbage than before.

The next day, the camera closes on a donkey behind bars being hauled away in a wagon. Another guard is dragging 3 pigs tied in chains as a farmer collects the coins from the table. Sitting behind is a captain of the guards dolling out reward money notating the trades. This is one of the Fairy Godmother's trading posts.

Then the donkey looks around nervously and then hear a roar. The roar is coming from a huge   grizzly bear fighting with the people who are trying to put it in a cage.

Then the grizzly sees a donkey and attacks the wagon with Donkey in it.

DONKEY: [to the guards] Please, don't turn me in! I'll never be stubborn again. I can change, please give me another chance!

The grizzly then is hit with a bullwhip and then goes back to fighting with the people who are trying to put into a cage as Donkey is being transported into a castle far away.

Back in Shrek's house, which is surrounded with a lot more garbage than usual, Shrek, at the dinner table, starts to dine on some fish with a glass of swamp water. When Shrek is finished, he hears a knock on his door.

Then he goes outside and discovers that there is no more garbage around his house with tents replacing the garbage. The same grizzly bear from earlier, along with his wife and son, huddle around a campfire. Everywhere, fairy tale characters have decided to stay at Shrek's outhouse.

Shrek: WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY OUTHOUSE

Pinocchio: We were forced to come.

Shrek: (no longer talking in a Scottish accent) By who?

Pinocchio: The Fairy Godmother.

Shrek: All right. Who knows where to find this gal?

Pinocchio: I do.

Shrek: Does anyone else know where to find this gal?

The Big Bad Wolf: She's in a castle near Fairytale city.

Shrek: Do not get too comfortable. I'm going to find this gal right now.

Then Shrek walks on a road leading to the castle far, far away.

Meanwhile, the dungeon doors open as the captain of the guards approaches. "We found it." he says.

"Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in!" the Fairy Godmother says eagerly

The Guards hang a shrouded figure from a chain. They pull the cover off, revealing an ornate, full-sized mirror. A ghostly face appears in the mirror.

Fairy Godmother: The Magic Mirror... Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?

Magic Mirror: It's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are.

The Magic Mirror gestures to one side and camera pans to reveal three shadowy portraits of Cinderella, Snow White and Princess Fiona. Camera shows portrait of Cinderella.

Magic Mirror: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. Her hobbies include cooking, singing, and cleaning for her two evil sisters! Please welcome, Cinderella! Bachelorette number two is a girl in the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy! Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is! Come on, give it up for Snow White! And last, but certainly not least, bachelorette number three is a fiery red-head from a witch guarded castle! Yours for the rescuing... Princess Fiona! So will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two, or bachelorette number three?

GUARDS: 1 3 1 2 3 2 1 2 3 2 1 2 3 1 3 1 2 3 3 1 2!

Fairy Godmother: 1, 2, 3, um 1, 3, um...

Prince Charming: Three. [holds up two fingers] Pick number three.

Fairy Godmother: Okay, okay, uuuhhh... Number three!

MAGIC MIRROR: You've chosen... Princess Fiona.

Then the scene cuts to Shrek taking a turn to the gates of Fairytale city. Then he looks up at a tower in the center of the city right above him. "So that must be where this gal is..." Shrek says to himself.

Then he hears the sound of trumpets and runs to a stadium. The Fairy Godmother is planning a tournament.

Fairy Godmother: Brave knights. You are the best and brightest in all the land. Today one of you shall prove himself better and brighter than all the rest...That champion shall have the honor - no, no - the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the terrible keep of the witch. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place and so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. Let the tournament begin!

Then the Fairy Godmother notices that a big ugly green ogre is there.

Fairy Godmother: What is that thing? Gosh it's hideous. Knights! new plan. The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him!

The knights corner Shrek who is gesturing at them to stop. After a moment, Shrek says "Come on!" as he whirls and knocks spigots off the kegs. Mud geysers out, knocking over knights and the warriors start slipping and sliding, legs going out from under them, unable to get their footing.

Shrek smiles and skates through the mud field like a hockey player while knights slip and slide around him. As the match continues, the crowd watches Shrek perform wrestling moves on the knights.

After all the knights are down, the crowd groans in disappointment that the ogre won. Shrek the walks out of the stadium. As he is adventuring, he goes through a sunflower field

Later, he sees a fork on the road. Shrek decides to take the left way, assuming that is where the princess is. After a while, Shrek is moving across a rocky landscape that has no trees.

Later, Shrek finds a dark grey castle. As he enters, he finds a knight's armor and starts to put the armor on. "The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower." Shrek says to himself.

Then Shrek goes up to the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower and finds a Donkey. "OGRE!!!" Donkey shouts in fear, startling Shrek. However, Shrek decides to free Donkey from the highest room in the tallest tower anyways.

Donkey: Help! I’ve been kidnapped by a deranged, unbalanced ogre!

Shrek: (covers Donkey's mouth) You need to calm down! I’m your rescuer.

Donkey: (muffled) My rescuer?

Shrek: I’m not gonna hurt you, all right?

SHREK: [to himself] Well, at least we know where the donkey is, but where’s the--

Then Donkey sees a dragon. "DRAGON! Ahhhhhhhh!!!" Donkey shouts as he frees himself from Shrek and starts to run away. "Donkey, where are you--" Shrek says as a blast of fire nearly hits him. Shrek then starts to follow Donkey. However, both run into a dead end as the dragon closes in on Shrek and Donkey.

DONKEY: No...Don't... Oh no -- oh - -- oh a girl dragon!

The dragon chuckles and bats its eyelashes, which are rather long. Then the dragon blows a heart shaped smoke ring. However, Shrek catches Donkey. "Donkey, we have no time for this." Shrek says.

Then a cackling witch blasts a jet of magic, almost hitting Shrek and Donkey. The two make it out of the castle as fast as they can.

Shrek then lets go of Donkey.  "Oh wow! That was really scary! And, if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath certainly will get the job done 'cuz your breath STINKS!" Donkey says as he and Shrek are taking the right way to the castle where Fiona is in.

SHREK: Listen, little donkey, take a look at me. What am I?

DONKEY: Ahhhh, a really tall knight?

SHREK: No! I'm an ogre! You know -- "grab your torch and pitch forks"! Doesn't that bother you?

DONKEY: Nope.

SHREK: Really?

DONKEY: Really, really. Man -- I like you, what's your name?

SHREK: [hesitant] Ahh ...Shrek.

Later, Donkey and Shrek find a dark grey castle accessible by a narrow bridge above a river of lava.

SHREK: You can't tell me you're afraid of heights?

Donkey peers tentatively over the edge.

DONKEY: No, I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a narrow bridge over a boiling river of lava!

SHREK: Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay? We'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time.

DONKEY: Really?

SHREK: Really, really.

DONKEY: Okay, that makes me feel so much better.

Shrek walks on the narrow bridge as Donkey follows him.

SHREK: Just keep moving. And don't look down.

DONKEY: Okay, don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down.

However, Donkey nearly slips off the bridge.

DONKEY: Shrek! I'm lookin' down! AAAH!

Shrek pulls Donkey back up and carries him. Later, they are in the castle and not in the bridge anymore.

DONKEY: So where is this princess you're looking for anyways?

SHREK: In the highest room of the tallest tower, waiting for us to rescue her.

DONKEY: [whispers; nervous] You afraid?

SHREK: [whispering] No... But - SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Shrek walks away, Donkey suddenly notices he's gone and runs to catch up.

Then Donkey suddenly falls into a pile of pebbles and knight armor. Later Shrek unlocks a door and finds a princess in a white dress sleeping in a bed.

SHREK: Wake up!

FIONA: What?

SHREK: Are you Princess Fiona?

FIONA: [recovering] I am.

SHREK: Oh, that’s nice. Now let’s go!

Later, a witch is watching Shrek and Fiona.

FIONA: You didn't slay the witch?!

Shrek: As long as the witch doesn't see us, we'll be fine.

FIONA: But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying.... That's what all the other knights did!

SHREK: [indicating a knight turned into pebbles] Yeah, right before they turn into pebbles!

FIONA: You know that's not the point! [stops short] Ugh! Wait, where are you going? The exit's over there!

Then the Witch starts to blast jets of magic, nearly turning Shrek Fiona, and Donkey into stone while cackling

SHREK: Okay you two, head for the exit.

Shrek grabs a sword from a nearby knight turned into pebbles and looks determined.

SHREK: I'll take care of that witch.

However, the witch nearly turns Shrek into pebbles

SHREK: When I say run, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!

They all run across the bridge as a fireball sweeps after them, burning the bridge behind them as they cross. The bridge swings away to the other side and Fiona and Shrek hang on. Donkey can't get a grip and falls, Shrek catches him by the tail, just in time.

Suddenly, the cackling witch nearly blasts a jet of magic at Fiona. Later, Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey are not in the rocky wasteland anymore.

Fiona: You did it! You rescued me! The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good sir knight.

SHREK: Ahhh...No.

FIONA: Why not?

SHREK: I...I am something you may not like.

FIONA: Please, I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.

SHREK: Oh no, you wouldn't.

FIONA: But how will you kiss me?

SHREK: What? That wasn't in the job description.

DONKEY: Maybe it's a perk.

FIONA: No, it’s destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes: A princess locked in a tower and beset by a wicked witch is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true love’s first kiss.

DONKEY: Hmm? With Shrek? You think-- Wait. Wait. You think that Shrek is your true love?

FIONA: Well...yes.

DONKEY: You think Shrek is your true love! Ha ha ha ha! [cracks himself up; even move laughter]

FIONA: What is so funny?

SHREK: Let’s just say I’m not your type, okay.

FIONA: Of course you are. You’re my rescuer. Now remove your helmet.

SHREK: Look. I really don’t think this is a good idea.

FIONA: Just take off the helmet.

SHREK: I’m not going to.

FIONA: Take it off!

SHREK: No!

FIONA: NOW!

SHREK: Alright!

Shrek removes his armor, revealing himself to be an ugly ogre.

FIONA: You... You’re a... an ogre?

SHREK: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming?

FIONA: Well, yes, actually. Oh, no. This is all wrong. You’re not supposed to be an ogre.

SHREK: Princess, I was sent to rescue you by the Fairy Godmother, okay? She is the one who wants to save you. And believe me, if it wasn't for me, you'd be dead.

"You can tell Fairy Godmother that if she wants to rescue me properly, I’ll be waiting for her right here." Fiona says as she sits down on a log.

Then Shrek picks Fiona up. "You wouldn't dare." Fiona says. Shrek then starts to walk off with DOnkey following him. Later, it is sunset and the princess walks off into a tent.

FIONA: Well, gentlemen, I bid you a good night.

DONKEY: Um, you want me to come in there and read you a bedtime story? 'Cause I will.

FIONA: [inside the tent] I SAID GOOD NIGHT!

Shrek and Donkey look at each other in surprise and then go to sleep.

Then Shrek wakes up and thinks of some way to get her to like him.

SHREK: [to himself] Princess, how are you, first of all? Good? Um, good for me too. I’m okay. I saw this flower and thought of you because.... well, I don’t really like it, but I thought you might like it ‘cause you’re pretty. But I like you anyway. I’d.... uh, uh.... [sighs] I’m in trouble. Okay, here we go.

Shrek gets no answer from the princess and goes back to sleep.

Later, in the morning, the camera closes on the eggs frying on a rock skillet. Shrek sniffs and stirs awake. He looks up to see Fiona cooking the eggs over the open fire. Surprised and impressed he rouses Donkey to show him

SHREK: Donkey, wake up.

DONKEY: Huh? What?

SHREK: Wake up.

DONKEY: [yawns] What?

Shrek indicates Fiona and they both look at her puzzled. Fiona notices that they're awake.

FIONA: Good morning. How do you like your eggs?

DONKEY: Good morning, Princess!

SHREK: What's all this about?

FIONA: We kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. [ She places the sizzling eggs down in front of Shrek.] After all, you did rescue me.

SHREK: Uh, thanks.

FIONA: Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.

Later, Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey are making their way into Fairytale city. Shrek does a gigantic burp as a few flies fly out of his mouth.

DONKEY: Shrek!

SHREK: What? It’s a compliment. Better out than in, I always say.

DONKEY: Well, it’s no way to behave in front of a princess.

Then Fiona burps, although not as huge as that of Shrek. "Excuse me." she says.

DONKEY: She’s just as nasty as you are.

SHREK: [To the princess] You know, you’re not exactly what I expected.

FIONA: Well, maybe you shouldn’t judge people before you get to know them.

However, someone shoots an arrow into Shrek's arm. "There's an arrow in your arm!" Fiona says.

SHREK: [confused] What?

Shrek then looks at his arm and is not sure what to do next.

FIONA: Oh, no. This is all my fault. I’m so sorry.

DONKEY: [walking up] Why? What’s wrong?

FIONA: Shrek’s hurt.

Donkey scampers around hysterically.

DONKEY: [frantic] Shrek’s hurt? Shrek’s hurt?! Oh, no, Shrek’s gonna die. You can’t do this to me, Shrek. I’m too young for you to die.

FIONA: Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a yellow flower with  thorns.

DONKEY: Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I’m on it. Blue flower, red thorns.

FIONA/SHREK: DONKEY!

SHREK: What are the flowers for?

FIONA: For getting rid of Donkey.

SHREK: [realizes] Ah.

FIONA: Now you hold still, and I’ll pull the arrow out.

SHREK: OW! Hey! Easy!

FIONA: I’m sorry, but it has to come out.

SHREK: No, it's tender.

FIONA: Now, let me....

SHREK: No....Would ya....

FIONA: Now, hold on.

SHREK: What you’re doing is the opposite of help.

FIONA: Don't move.

SHREK: Okay. Look. Look. Time out.

In the back a bit off the forest road, Donkey is frantically searching through the brush.

DONKEY: Yellow flower with thorns. This would be so much easier if all the flower's wern't just yellow! Yellow flower with thorns.

SHREK: [off screen] OWWW!!!

DONKEY: Hold on, Shrek! I'm coming’!

Donkey rips a flower off a nearby bush that just happens to be a flower with thorns.

SHREK: Ow! Not good.

FIONA: Okay. Okay. I can nearly see the head. [Shrek grunts as she pulls] It's just about...

SHREK: Ow! Ohh! [he jerks and manages to fall over with Fiona on top of him]

DONKEY: Ahem.

SHREK: [throwing Fiona off of him] Nothing happened. We were just, uh - -

DONKEY: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask. Okay?

SHREK: Oh, come on, that’s the last thing on my mind. The princess here was just-- [Fiona quickly pulls the arrow out] Uuuuugghh!

Then Shrek walks over and picks Donkey up as they continue on their way.

As Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona make their way towards Fairytale city, they grow closer and closer. Shrek and Fiona start displaying the little tell tale signs of affection.

Shrek pulls a tree over a river for her to cross, and lets it go before Donkey manages to make it over. Donkey is flung off, unnoticed by the others.

Shrek catches a frog and inflates it for her to make a lovely balloon. By the time they are getting close to Fairytale city. Fiona and Shrek are almost hand and hand. Donkey looks on, getting the idea.

Shrek and Fiona are sitting in an open fire. Shrek is cooking a dead fish.

FIONA: I guess I’ll be dining differently tomorrow.

SHREK: Maybe you can come visit me in the garbage dump sometime. I’ll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Frog soup, dead fish stew, and turtle pot pie.

Later, in the morning, Shrek finds out that the princess has completely disappeared. "FIONA" Shrek calls out. Shrek tries to find her but he did not succeed in finding her.

DONKEY: Shrek, I.... I wanna go with you.

SHREK: Hey, I told you, didn’t I? You’re not coming’ home with me. I live alone! My dump! Nobody else, understand?! Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys like you!

DONKEY: But I thought....

SHREK: Yeah, you know what Donkey? You thought wrong!

DONKEY: Shrek.

However, Shrek walks away from Donkey as Donkey watches sadly.

Later, Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey have gone there separate ways. Shrek in his outhouse, surrounded by no more garbage, Fiona is living with the Fairy Godmother, and Donkey walks alone depressed. Donkey sits by the side of a river. The dejected Dragon stops beside the river near Donkey. Donkey feels guilty and makes a resolve to go and talk to her.

Shrek is sitting in the dining table with eyeballs as cereal in a wooden bowl. This time his heart isn't into it and he pushes the dish away.

Donkey then opens the door to Shrek's outhouse. However, Shrek is furious at Donkey for stalking him.

Shrek: Freak off!

Donkey: No, you freak off!

Shrek: This is MY property!

Donkey: No, this is OUR property!

Shrek: Stop it Donkey!

Donkey: No, YOU stop it!

Shrek: Stubborn jackass!

Donkey: Smelly son of a!

Shrek: Fine!

Donkey: FINE!

Shrek angrily storms off towards his house.

Donkey: Hey Shrek, I'm not done with you yet.

Shrek: Well, I'm done with you!

Donkey: Uh-uh! You know, with you it's always me, me, me! Well, guess what?! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You are mean to me! You insult me and you don't appreciate anything I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away!

Shrek: Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?

Donkey: Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!

SHREK: Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. I forgive you. FOR STABBING ME IN THE BACK!

Donkey: You're just so wrapped up in layers that you are too afraid of your own feelings!

Shrek: Go away!

Donkey: There you're doing it again! Just like you did to Fiona! And all she ever did was love you.

Shrek: I don't care.

Donkey: You should care!

Shrek: No, I shouldn't care!

Donkey: I don't care what you say, you should!

Shrek: Donkey!

Donkey: No! I won't be quiet.

Then Shrek slams his door, never wanting to see an annoying donkey ever again.

Later, Donkey feels guilty for starting a huge argument and knocks on his door.

Shrek: I'm sorry. Alright?!

Donkey: Hey, that's what friends are for, right?

Shrek: Right.

Shrek: So what does Fiona think about me?

Donkey: Why don't you go ask her?

Shrek: The curse. We'll never make it in time.

Then Donkey whistles and Dragon flies in.

Shrek: How did you do that?

Then Donkey and Shrek climb onto the dragon. "All right. Hop on and hold on tight.

In Fairytale city, the Fairy Godmother has set up a clock and sets the time to 5 minutes until Fiona becomes stone as Fiona looks out the window nervously.

Then the dragon lands, shaking the ground because the dragon weighs so much. Shrek and Donkey step onto the ground

Donkey: Go ahead, have some fun. If I need you, I'll whistle.

Shrek is about to go into the Fairy Godmother's castle but Donkey says "Wait a minute Shrek. You just wanna do this right, don't you?"

Shrek: Yes.

Donkey: You just love me, don't you?

Shrek: Yes.

Donkey: You wanna save her?

Shrek: Yes.

Donkey: Please!

Shrek: Yes!

Donkey: Then you gotta gotta gotta try, try, and try some tenderness! The chicks love that!

Shrek: Alright

Shrek grabs Donkey. "What do you see?" Shrek says. "The fairy godmother is in there." Donkey says.

Shrek, realizing he only has a little bit of time left, says "Oh for the love of god!" as he runs into the castle. "YOU!" Shrek says to the Fairy Godmother.

Fiona: Shrek?

Fairy Godmother: Oh now what does he want?

Fiona: [annoyed] What are you doing here?

Shrek: Fiona, I need to talk to you.

Fiona: Oh now you want to talk?

Shrek: But time's running out.

Fiona: So what?

Shrek: Because you only have a few minutes before you turn into stone.

Fairy Godmother: Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to..

Then Shrek gives Fiona the kiss of true love, turning her green.

The Fairy Godmother: Ew! It's disgusting! Guards, get them out of my sight! Kill them! Kill them!

The guards rush in with spears and corner Shrek and Fiona

Fairy Godmother: Kill them if they fight back!

Shrek begins to fight with the guards. "Insolent beast! I'll make you regret the day we've met. You'll beg for death to save you!" the Fairy Godmother says.

Fiona: No, Shrek!

Then the Fairy Godmother takes out a deadly looking dagger and touches her throat with the sharp tip of the blade.

Fairy Godmother: And as for you, If you move an inch, I'll kill you.

Shrek says "Fiona!" and whistles. The dragon bashes the castle wall with donkey on to of her head. The Fairy Godmother drops her dagger and screams at the presence of the Dragon, flying away from the castle as fast as she can while the guards and Prince Charming are suprised.

Donkey: Alright! Nobody move! I've got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it!

All the guards and Prince Charming scream and run away from the dragon.

Later, at Wart Creek, Shrek and Fiona enter a lovely horse-drawn carriage. Dragon turns to Donkey, chuckling and batting her eyes and the 3 little pigs are beating up the Fairy Godmother who is tied to a tree.

All of the fairy tale characters celebrate as Shrek and Fiona ride off into the sunset and the book closes, writing "THE END".

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