The treestars are created by

Spike
Cera (Anndi McAfee version.)
Littlefoot
Petrie (Because he can be a jerk.)
Ducky (Not including the post TV series version because her voice when the TV series started had matured.)

This one here: https://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=16518.0

What are the exact voice differences between:

Gabriel Damon Littlefoot

Scott McAfee Littlefoot

Brandon LaCroix Littlefoot

Thomas Dekker Littlefoot (Films 6-7)

Thomas Dekker Littlefoot (Films 8-9)

Alec Medlock Littlefoot

Aaron Spann Littlefoot

Nick Prince Littlefoot

Cody Arens Littlefoot

Felix Avitia Littlefoot

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Even though I generally don't like the songs in the Land Before TIme, I'd have to say Better Off Alone is my highest rated song in the franchise apparently because I thought this song was a good choice for the final installment in this franchise if this film has fantastic shading.

Release date: January 1, 2007

Created by: Mark Dindal

Music by: Jon Brion, Geoff Zanelli, and Sean Bean with additional music by Alan Menken for the Darladdin segments and Elliot Goldenthal for the Batman and Robin segments


Scott Bakula as Danny

Jasmine Guy as Sawyer

Hal Hobrook as Cranston Goat

April Winchell as Frances the grumpy old fish

Kathy Najimy as Tillie Hippo

Rick Logan as T.W Turtle

Jon Rhys-Davies as Woolie Mammoth

Rene Auberjoinois as Flanigan

Tara Strong as Darla Dimple

George Kennedy as L.B Mammoth

Billy Crystal as Pudge (He's an adult in this one)

Cody Arens as Pudge for the Batman and Robin segment

Aria Noelle Curzon as Kitty

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Summer, 1950

After the opening titles, the camera zooms into Hollywood.

Danny: Since I was a little kitten, I had a dream, ♪ My name in lights: Danny the Song and Dance Cat! ♪ I got on a bus and came to the town, where dreams can come true. ♪ It’s gonna happen for me. ♪ It could happen for---

Pudge: You already sung that.

Danny: Oh, right. ♪ Our time has come ♪ Walk in the sun ♪ Oh I’ve packed my hopes, we’re ready to roll ♪ We’re on our way, ♪ With a little faith we can, ♪ Step from the shadows and tell everyone, ♪ Turn the spotlight on, ♪ Now our time has come, ♪ Our time has---

Cranston: Stop singing!

Tillie: Why should he stop.

Frances: It's annoying. Simple as that.

Cranston: Yeah right, I don't give a flying d, I meant *baa* about his singing.


Later, in the night, Woolie Mammoth is playing "Our Time has come" on his piano in his camper trailer, since his old trailer toppled because the trailer was too old and fragile.

Cranston tries covering his ears with a pillow in his house while Frances made her way out of her house with Cranston following her.

Frances: Stop playing that tune.

Woolie: Oh, so sorry. I'll play a different tune.

Cranston: That's better.

Woolie: By the way, since those people who forced me to wear those huge tusks and trumpet loudly every time a Mammoth Pictures film started retired, I've finally got my chance to write music for the motion picture films.

Cranston and Frances walk out of the caravan trailer and go back to sleep in their houses.

Later, in the morning, Danny, Sawyer, T.W turtle, Pudge, Frances, and Cranston were on the stage while Woolie was preparing to play the piano while waiting for whatever film is about to start.

Then Danny walks off to find something to do as Sawyer says "Where are you going, Danny Boy."

Then Danny finds a cat that looked similar to him on the stage except it was a female, had lavender eyelids, wore a white dress with black sleeves, and a longer tuft of fur on her head.

However, the moment the cat saw Danny, she screamed like a little girl in fright, scaring Danny as well.

"What's your name" the cat said nervously.

Danny: The name is Danny.

Kitty: Mine's Kitty.

Danny: How did you get there.

Kitty: I was part of the cast for the Grumpy Old Fish motion picture.

Danny: Say, you probably must be more attractive than Sawyer.

Sawyer: (offended) Hey!

"DANNY HATES SAWYER, DANNY HATES SAWYER, DANNY HATES--" Cranston and Frances sing teasingly before Tillie whacks the two with her umbrella. "Enough" Tillie says.

"Good job, Tillie." T.W Turtle says.

Flanigan: The film's title will be The Grumpy Old Fish. Lights, Camera, and Action. Cue the canvas.

A canvas of Woolie Mammoth with huge tusks and hair on his head is installed and Woolie Mammoth starts playing the piano.

"Come back you little-" Frances says as she chases Danny with a bullwhip. Then she catches up with him and beats him up.

"No one hurts Orange Cat" Tillie says as she hits Frances with an umbrella, sending the fish flying into Cranston who is 30 meters away.

Cranston: Hey, watch where you're going, penguin meal!

"No, you watch where you're going, horny-head" Frances says as the film creator says "Cut!"

Later, Danny, who has a black eye, lost a few teeth, and has a cast in his leg, is being wheeled in a rolling stretcher and T.W Turtle is watching "Darladdin" on TV.


The Cave of Surprises on TV: Who disturbs my sleep.

T.W Turtle: Hey, that's Danny boy.

T.W sees Darla Dimple playing Darladdin on TV entering the Cave of Surprises

Darla as Darladdin on TV: Would you look at all those coins.

Then T.W sees the Magic Carpet following Darla playing Darladdin on TV who then rides on the carpet as the Cave of Surprises begins to shake as a lava wave is chasing Darla playing Darladdin riding on the Magic Carpet while dodging walls and falling debris.

Darla as Darladdin: Whoa! Carpet, let's move!


Meanwhile, Danny, who is better now, leaves the doctor's office and invites Kitty over to his apartment for liquor.

Then the scene cuts back to T.W Turtle watching Darladdin on his TV.

L.B Mammoth as Genie on TV: You leaving me? I don't think so. Not right now. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR WISHES SO SIT DOWN!

T.W Turtle: Jeez, what is wrong with L.B Mammoth.


The scene cuts back to the apartment.

Danny: Thanks for coming over on time, Kitty.

Kitty: By the way, who is Sawyer.

Danny: She is a lovely white Persian cat who can do a romantic ballet that I spent quite a bit of time with until I met you.

Kitty: And I want to say that I am so sorry for being scared when I met you for the first time.

Then Danny gets a phone call by Flanigan.

Flanigan: Danny, Sawyer, T.W turtle, Pudge, Frances, Tillie, Cranston, Woolie, and Kitty. You are 15 minutes late for The Grumpy Old Fish Motion Picture.


Later, The Grumpy Old Fish Motion Picture continues.

Frances: No you watch where you're going, stupid.

Cranston: No you, shark bait.

Then Tillie hippo whacks the two with a bullwhip.

Tillie: You two argue like spoiled old brats.

Frances: Will you just stay out of this?!

Then Frances gets a shotgun and chases Tillie Hippo with it who is dodging every bullet.

"Give me that!" says T.W Turtle as he steals Frances shotgun and chases her with it until he appears to run out of bullets and checks the shotgun and points it at himself to see if there is any bullets and then the shotgun explodes, charring the turtle.

Filmmaker: CUT!

Later, T.W is in a bathtub so he can get clean while watching Darladdin on TV.

L.B Mammoth as Genie on TV: Thank you for flying on Magic Carpet. Don't stand until the carpet stops completely

Darla Dimple playing Darladdin on TV: (As she gets off the Magic Carpet) Genie, what would you wish for.

L.B Mammoth as Genie on TV: Me? No one's ever asked me that. Forget it.

Darla Dimple playing Darladdin on TV: Come on.

L.B Mammoth as Genie on TV: Freedom. It’s all part-and-parcel, the whole genie gig. (Grows gigantic, voice echoes) PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!


Meanwhile, Tillie Hippo is doing chores. However, she doesn't notice that the stack of clothes is about to fall and hurries up before the stack of clothes fall.

The scene cuts back to T.W Turtle watching Darladdin on TV while he is in the bathtub.

L.B Mammoth as Genie on TV: (As he reads a book) Let's see here. "To make a princess". Say the magic word.

Darla Dimple playing Darladdin on TV: Genie, I wish for you to make me a princess!

Then T.W Turtle sees Darla Dimple playing Darladdin on TV being turned into a princess by the genie as he gets a phone call from Flanigan to resume acting for the Grumpy old fish motion picture.


Later, The Grumpy Old Fish Motion Picture continues. Pudge grabs Frances by the tail as he approaches an oven.

Pudge: Tabby girl, get the oven ready. I'm having fish and chips for supper.

"Let go of me." Frances says as she blows smoke into Pudge's face, forcing the penguin to let her go.

Frances then writes "FISH AND CHIPS" on a bag of potato chips and gives it to Pudge.

Pudge then puts the bag that says "FISH AND CHIPS" in the oven as Kitty turns on the oven. However, the oven explodes, charring both Kitty and Pudge.

"What did you to my oven, penguin." Kitty says to Pudge.

"I thought it was fish and chips, missy." Pudge says.

Kitty: No, no, no. You shouldn't have done that.

Then Kitty kicks Pudge, sending the penguin flying into Danny, who is 30 meters away.

Danny: Watch where you're going, fatty!

Pudge: No, you watch where you're going, twig.

Danny: Why you-Take that, charcoal!

Then Danny leaps onto Pudge, sending them both tumbling down the hill. As they stop tumbling, Danny is ready to punch Pudge in the face as Frances blows smoke into Danny and Pudge.

Frances: You two act like spoiled little brats.

Cranston: Hippo said we act like spoiled little brats as well, penguin meal.

Frances: Shut up, crank-ston.


Filmmaker: CUT!

Later, Pudge is in an ice cold swimming pool so he can clean up while drinking a lemonade he got from a stagehand and Kitty is in a bathrobe watching Batman and Robin on TV with Danny who also is in a bathrobe.


Sawyer as Batgirl on TV: Where is Cranston.

Pudge as Robin on TV: Now you can stay in this building and I'll tell you who Cranston is.

Sawyer as Batgirl on TV: Actually, I'm looking for Cranston.

Cranston playing Alfred on TV: Batgirl?

Sawyer as Batgirl on TV: Cranston.


Kitty: What does L.B stand for.

Danny: Louis Big.

Then Kitty gets a phone call from Flanigan to resume acting for the Grumpy old fish motion picture.


Later, The Grumpy Old Fish Motion Picture continues.


Danny gets a file for a breakup by Sawyer but Sawyer says "I still love you." and then tries to step on Frances.

Frances: You can't catch me, little-foot.

Then Tillie hippo catches Frances by the tail fin.

"No one makes fun of Persian kitty's feet." Tillie says as she throws Frances into T.W Turtle who hides in his shell.

T.W Turtle: Why does it smell like smoke in here.

Then T.W starts coughing up smoke as he removes Frances and the filmmaker shouts "CUT!"


Later, T.W is given a puffer while a medic uses a stethoscope and Danny invites Sawyer to his apartment.

Danny: Sawyer, I just wanted to apologize for caring about you less than I used to.

Sawyer: It's ok that you don't have to apologize though.

Danny: What I said about Kitty offended you though.

Sawyer: That time when you closed a door on my tail was far worse.

Danny: Oh right. I remember that.

Then Sawyer gets a phone call by Flanigan.

"The Grumpy Old Fish motion picture is almost complete. Make your choice." Flanigan says.


Later, The Grumpy Old Fish Motion Picture is almost complete.


"Hello there penguin meal" Cranston says.

"Oh hello there what are you doing here." Frances says.

Then "Cranston" unzips himself, revealing himself to be Danny and Frances's cigar disintegrates and Frances turns red as she is furious that Danny tricked her as she chases him with a grenade.

Frances then jumps on Danny and believes that she finally fed him a grenade but then the fish realizes that she ate the grenade which then explodes, charring Frances.

Danny: (To Frances) Can we have a truce.

Tillie: (To Frances) Chocolate hearts will do.

Pudge: (To Frances) Your bucket will do as well.

T.W Turtle: (To Frances) And a cigar will-

However, Frances blows smoke into Danny,, Tillie, T.W, and Pudge's faces as the audience claps and a "THE END" sign is installed.

Flanigan: Take a picture, people. Danny, Sawyer, T.W turtle, Pudge, Frances, Tillie, Cranston, and Kitty will make history great. And give Woolie an award for "Best original Score in a Film"

The camera cuts to a newspaper of Danny, Sawyer, T.W turtle, Pudge, Frances, Tillie, Cranston, and Kitty altogether and another one of Woolie Mammoth getting an award for "Best original Score in a Film" as it writes "THE END"



Based on a dream I had last year.

Release date: 1990


Created by: John Musker, Ron Clements


Music by: Alan Menken


Pretty much all of the cast is changed


Ed Gilbert as Rex


John Goodman as Woog


Charles Fleischer as Jorbi


Miriam Margoyles as Dr. Bleeb


James Hong as Dwig


Bill Faggerbakke as Bigon


Billy Crystal as Ptero


Jay Leno as Vorb



The camera cuts to a dry landscape in the late Cretaceous period as the opening titles show up.


After the opening titles, the camera cuts to a blue colored Dryosaurus that is being chased by an orange brown T. Rex. The Dryosaurus runs into a swamp but then the T. Rex grabs its tail.


Then a UFO flys over and out comes a small green alien with a short tail and weird looking ears called Vorb. "Greetings, sire. My name is Vorb and I work with Megamind. Inc. We're marketing a new ultra cereal. It's called Brain Grain. An IQ enhancer. Comes in two flavors. Normal or mint."


Then the T. rex chases the alien up into the UFO. However, there are some shackles that automatically connect from his feet to the poles inside the UFO. Then a robotic arm holding an odd looking gun sprays Brain Grain cereal into the T. Rex's mouth.


Then the T. Rex's eyes start turning blue and purple and then back to their normal color as he gains the ability to talk. "Huh." the T. rex says.


The scene cuts to a room in the UFO and there is a yellow Triceratops named Woog, a huge gray Brontosaurus named Bigon, a purple Saurolophus named Jorbi, a green Stegosaurus named Spikey, a tan Pteranodon named Ptero, and a blue Dryosaurus named Dwig.


Vorb: Check out the other Brain Grain graduates but get social.


Rex sees that he has a badge reading "MY NAME IS REX" as he reads aloud. "Hey, how'd I do that?" Rex says.


"I'm Dwig" the blue Dryosaurus says.


"We're you the same guy who I was trying to eat earlier." Rex says


"No." Dwig says.


"Yeah, okay." Rex says.


"And I'm Woog" the yellow Triceratops says, "And I'm Jorbi" the purple Saurolophus says.


Vorb: You know, I came here because all the children were going like "I wanna see a T. rex", or "I wanna see a Brontosaurus", or "I wanna see a pterodactyl" or blablabla so I have tried to make all of their wishes come true.


Later, the UFO zooms off and spins around the world so fast that they are in the 20th century.


"There, you'll meet my favorite contact person. Dr. Miriam Bleeb of the Museum of Natural History. What an adventure awaits you! Just getting into the museum should be the thrill of a lifetime." Vorb says.


"Thrill of a lifetime?" Rex says


Then Vorb fits some parachutes on the dinosaurs and Ptero is carrying a king sized lifeboat as the dinosaurs fall into the lifeboat, creating a huge splash.


"Bigon, get off me" Dwig says


"Whoa there, little fella" Rex says as the lifeboat moves to a pier in New York, which at that moment is celebrating the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.


However, Bigon is so heavy that he nearly falls into the water because he broke the pier.


Then a crane swings a metal bar, hitting Bigon's head.


"Bigon! I shouldn't keep on worrying about you every single second." Jorbi says.


Later, a fat old woman named Bleeb stepped out of her scooter.


DR. Miriam: Late. Late again. Late for everything. (Walks to the crane area the dinosaurs just left) Welcome to New York City. (adjusts her glasses, realizes that those are cranes) They're not here. I've missed them with my endless, shameless lateness. Oh, well.


Later, Woog licks the window of a bakery but Jorbi pulls Woog away from the bakery.


Rex: Listen, I've figured out a way you guys can stroll uptown and not cause a riot. Come on.


Later, there is a parade going on and the dinosaurs are pretending to be animatronics.


BOY #1: They're enormous!


GIRL #1: Oh! Look what's coming down the street.


BOY #2: Dinosaurs. Quick. Lift me up higher, Dad.


BOY #3: Dinosaurs at the parade.


GIRL #2: Are they gonna eat us?


BOY #4: Dinosaurs! Quick!


Boy 4's mother: No they are not dinosaurs.


Man: How many robots are in there.


Then Rex awkwardly shuffles his feet to a balloon that looks like him. However, Rex's sharp claws accidentally pop the balloon, causing it to fly up as Rex runs back to catch up with his friends.


BOY #2: They're real. They're real.


GIRL #1: They're not robots. They're alive.


MAN: Gosh, real dinosaurs!


The crowd starts panicking as the dinosaurs and Ptero are confused because they did not know the crowd would think they're real dinosaurs.


Rex: The Museum of Natural History. Where is The Museum of Natural History.


Jorbi: I don't know.


Woog: Where are we supposed to find it.


Bigon: Where in the world is it.


Ptero: I'll look for it.


Dwig: What do you mean you'll look for it I got a map right here


Dwig starts searching for the word "The Museum of Natural History"


"I found the The Museum of Natural History right here" Dwig says. However, just before any one of the dinosaurs could reply, the sound of the police happens.


OFFICER ON MEGAPHONE: You, there! Don't move! You're under arrest! Put your hands up!


OFFICER: Hit the deck! Watch out for the big one.


The dinosaurs all flee. Later, Bleeb finds the museum.


DR. Miriam: There we are. Dinosaur exhibit. The Museum of Natural History. You can't skimp on publicity.


PILOT ON RADIO: Central chopper one. Pursuing Mesozoic suspect.


Jorbi: [As he clings onto a traffic light to avoid a cop.] My name is Jorbi. Hi, nice to see you. Nice hat.


Then a chopper is chasing Ptero as an officer tries to get a lasso around Ptero's neck so a few men with guns can shoot him. Then Ptero lands on a building and imitates the shape of a gargoyle.


PILOT ON RADIO: Chopper one to chopper two, suspect's no longer in sight. I lost it. How about taking a 10-30 minute break for coffee and donuts?


Then Miriam Bleeb sees the dinosaurs and Ptero.


DR. Miriam: I'm coming. I'm coming. I'll be there in a moment.


Then she takes the dinosaurs and Ptero into a museum of natural history to hide them from the cops by having them pretend to be life-size model dinosaurs as the cops give up and look for someone else.


Dr. Miriam: Welcome, Welcome. You've taken so long, I almost gave up. But the good alien explained. You've had so many adventures. well, you must be tired after such doings. I'm sure you'll sleep well tonight. Have your dreams of this beautiful world, and tomorrow, you'll begin to fulfill the wishes of many children you'll begin to fulfill the wishes of many children. We'll make believe you're statues. The adults will wait outside as you reveal the miracle of yourselves to the young. It'll be very good. It'll be very good, indeed.


Rex watches out of the window, wondering about his future as the camera goes out of the building and the words "THE END" show up.



Based on a fact that John Musker and Ron Clements stated an film adaptation of the book following the success of the Little Mermaid, only to be told that Steven Spielberg had owned the rights and wanted to produce his own animated version of it.

TPAM is CEO of the Fast Food Chains in all the West.

The member above me is an enchanted valley made to play on computers.

Created by: Phil Nibbelink, Dick Zodang, Simon Wells, Ralph Zodang, and Steven Spielberg

Music by: James Horner

Most of the cast is changed

Bill Murray as Shrek
Steve Martin as Donkey
Bridget Fonda as Fiona
Estelle Harris as The Wicked Witch
Robin Williams as the Fairy Godmother
E.G Daily as Pinocchio
Jim Cummings as the Magic Mirror
Robby Benson as Prince Charming
Jeff Bennett as the Big Bad Wolf

Most of the writing is taken from the Transcripts Wiki.


The camera closes on a storybook which somehow opens up

Narrator: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by true love's kiss.

[The book turns the page to reveal a castle protected by a witch.]

Narrator: [continued] She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible witch.

[The next page shows knights being turned into pebbles by the witch]

Narrator: [continued] Many brave knights have attempted to free her from the dreadful castle, but they all failed.

[The book turns the page to reveal the princess sleeping under a canopied bed in a chamber similar to Sleeping Beauty.]

Narrator: [continued] She waited in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss. If someone could kiss her in love, the enchantment would be broken. If not, the princess would be doomed to turn into stone forever...

Then the scene fades into an outhouse surrounded by a garbage dump near a village called Wart Creek. The door opened rapidly, revealing a big green ogre named Shrek. He walks outside and then takes a mud bath in a mud pit near a swamp with his clothes still on.

Then the scene switches to Shrek brushing his teeth with mud and looks in a cracked mirror and sees that his teeth are now a brownish color.

Shrek then paints a face of him with angry eyebrows and brown teeth and paints the words "BEWARE OF OGRE"

Later, Shrek is eating eyeballs as cereal in a wooden bowl. At night time, Shrek decides to go for a walk but there is a crowd of villagers in his way.

One man draws his sword but a man says. "You know what that ogre could do to you."

Then Shrek says "They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin, shave your liver, and squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast."

Then a man says "Burn beast! Burn! I warn you!"

Then Shrek does a huge, monstrous, and long roar which scares away the villagers. Shrek then returns to his outhouse surrounded by less garbage than before.

The next day, the camera closes on a donkey behind bars being hauled away in a wagon. Another guard is dragging 3 pigs tied in chains as a farmer collects the coins from the table. Sitting behind is a captain of the guards dolling out reward money notating the trades. This is one of the Fairy Godmother's trading posts.

Then the donkey looks around nervously and then hear a roar. The roar is coming from a huge   grizzly bear fighting with the people who are trying to put it in a cage.

Then the grizzly sees a donkey and attacks the wagon with Donkey in it.

DONKEY: [to the guards] Please, don't turn me in! I'll never be stubborn again. I can change, please give me another chance!

The grizzly then is hit with a bullwhip and then goes back to fighting with the people who are trying to put into a cage as Donkey is being transported into a castle far away.

Back in Shrek's house, which is surrounded with a lot more garbage than usual, Shrek, at the dinner table, starts to dine on some fish with a glass of swamp water. When Shrek is finished, he hears a knock on his door.

Then he goes outside and discovers that there is no more garbage around his house with tents replacing the garbage. The same grizzly bear from earlier, along with his wife and son, huddle around a campfire. Everywhere, fairy tale characters have decided to stay at Shrek's outhouse.

Shrek: WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY OUTHOUSE

Pinocchio: We were forced to come.

Shrek: (no longer talking in a Scottish accent) By who?

Pinocchio: The Fairy Godmother.

Shrek: All right. Who knows where to find this gal?

Pinocchio: I do.

Shrek: Does anyone else know where to find this gal?

The Big Bad Wolf: She's in a castle near Fairytale city.

Shrek: Do not get too comfortable. I'm going to find this gal right now.

Then Shrek walks on a road leading to the castle far, far away.

Meanwhile, the dungeon doors open as the captain of the guards approaches. "We found it." he says.

"Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in!" the Fairy Godmother says eagerly

The Guards hang a shrouded figure from a chain. They pull the cover off, revealing an ornate, full-sized mirror. A ghostly face appears in the mirror.

Fairy Godmother: The Magic Mirror... Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?

Magic Mirror: It's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are.

The Magic Mirror gestures to one side and camera pans to reveal three shadowy portraits of Cinderella, Snow White and Princess Fiona. Camera shows portrait of Cinderella.

Magic Mirror: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. Her hobbies include cooking, singing, and cleaning for her two evil sisters! Please welcome, Cinderella! Bachelorette number two is a girl in the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy! Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is! Come on, give it up for Snow White! And last, but certainly not least, bachelorette number three is a fiery red-head from a witch guarded castle! Yours for the rescuing... Princess Fiona! So will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two, or bachelorette number three?

GUARDS: 1 3 1 2 3 2 1 2 3 2 1 2 3 1 3 1 2 3 3 1 2!

Fairy Godmother: 1, 2, 3, um 1, 3, um...

Prince Charming: Three. [holds up two fingers] Pick number three.

Fairy Godmother: Okay, okay, uuuhhh... Number three!

MAGIC MIRROR: You've chosen... Princess Fiona.

Then the scene cuts to Shrek taking a turn to the gates of Fairytale city. Then he looks up at a tower in the center of the city right above him. "So that must be where this gal is..." Shrek says to himself.

Then he hears the sound of trumpets and runs to a stadium. The Fairy Godmother is planning a tournament.

Fairy Godmother: Brave knights. You are the best and brightest in all the land. Today one of you shall prove himself better and brighter than all the rest...That champion shall have the honor - no, no - the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the terrible keep of the witch. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place and so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. Let the tournament begin!

Then the Fairy Godmother notices that a big ugly green ogre is there.

Fairy Godmother: What is that thing? Gosh it's hideous. Knights! new plan. The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him!

The knights corner Shrek who is gesturing at them to stop. After a moment, Shrek says "Come on!" as he whirls and knocks spigots off the kegs. Mud geysers out, knocking over knights and the warriors start slipping and sliding, legs going out from under them, unable to get their footing.

Shrek smiles and skates through the mud field like a hockey player while knights slip and slide around him. As the match continues, the crowd watches Shrek perform wrestling moves on the knights.

After all the knights are down, the crowd groans in disappointment that the ogre won. Shrek the walks out of the stadium. As he is adventuring, he goes through a sunflower field

Later, he sees a fork on the road. Shrek decides to take the left way, assuming that is where the princess is. After a while, Shrek is moving across a rocky landscape that has no trees.

Later, Shrek finds a dark grey castle. As he enters, he finds a knight's armor and starts to put the armor on. "The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower." Shrek says to himself.

Then Shrek goes up to the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower and finds a Donkey. "OGRE!!!" Donkey shouts in fear, startling Shrek. However, Shrek decides to free Donkey from the highest room in the tallest tower anyways.

Donkey: Help! I’ve been kidnapped by a deranged, unbalanced ogre!

Shrek: (covers Donkey's mouth) You need to calm down! I’m your rescuer.

Donkey: (muffled) My rescuer?

Shrek: I’m not gonna hurt you, all right?

SHREK: [to himself] Well, at least we know where the donkey is, but where’s the--

Then Donkey sees a dragon. "DRAGON! Ahhhhhhhh!!!" Donkey shouts as he frees himself from Shrek and starts to run away. "Donkey, where are you--" Shrek says as a blast of fire nearly hits him. Shrek then starts to follow Donkey. However, both run into a dead end as the dragon closes in on Shrek and Donkey.

DONKEY: No...Don't... Oh no -- oh - -- oh a girl dragon!

The dragon chuckles and bats its eyelashes, which are rather long. Then the dragon blows a heart shaped smoke ring. However, Shrek catches Donkey. "Donkey, we have no time for this." Shrek says.

Then a cackling witch blasts a jet of magic, almost hitting Shrek and Donkey. The two make it out of the castle as fast as they can.

Shrek then lets go of Donkey.  "Oh wow! That was really scary! And, if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath certainly will get the job done 'cuz your breath STINKS!" Donkey says as he and Shrek are taking the right way to the castle where Fiona is in.

SHREK: Listen, little donkey, take a look at me. What am I?

DONKEY: Ahhhh, a really tall knight?

SHREK: No! I'm an ogre! You know -- "grab your torch and pitch forks"! Doesn't that bother you?

DONKEY: Nope.

SHREK: Really?

DONKEY: Really, really. Man -- I like you, what's your name?

SHREK: [hesitant] Ahh ...Shrek.

Later, Donkey and Shrek find a dark grey castle accessible by a narrow bridge above a river of lava.

SHREK: You can't tell me you're afraid of heights?

Donkey peers tentatively over the edge.

DONKEY: No, I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a narrow bridge over a boiling river of lava!

SHREK: Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay? We'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time.

DONKEY: Really?

SHREK: Really, really.

DONKEY: Okay, that makes me feel so much better.

Shrek walks on the narrow bridge as Donkey follows him.

SHREK: Just keep moving. And don't look down.

DONKEY: Okay, don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down.

However, Donkey nearly slips off the bridge.

DONKEY: Shrek! I'm lookin' down! AAAH!

Shrek pulls Donkey back up and carries him. Later, they are in the castle and not in the bridge anymore.

DONKEY: So where is this princess you're looking for anyways?

SHREK: In the highest room of the tallest tower, waiting for us to rescue her.

DONKEY: [whispers; nervous] You afraid?

SHREK: [whispering] No... But - SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Shrek walks away, Donkey suddenly notices he's gone and runs to catch up.

Then Donkey suddenly falls into a pile of pebbles and knight armor. Later Shrek unlocks a door and finds a princess in a white dress sleeping in a bed.

SHREK: Wake up!

FIONA: What?

SHREK: Are you Princess Fiona?

FIONA: [recovering] I am.

SHREK: Oh, that’s nice. Now let’s go!

Later, a witch is watching Shrek and Fiona.

FIONA: You didn't slay the witch?!

Shrek: As long as the witch doesn't see us, we'll be fine.

FIONA: But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying.... That's what all the other knights did!

SHREK: [indicating a knight turned into pebbles] Yeah, right before they turn into pebbles!

FIONA: You know that's not the point! [stops short] Ugh! Wait, where are you going? The exit's over there!

Then the Witch starts to blast jets of magic, nearly turning Shrek Fiona, and Donkey into stone while cackling

SHREK: Okay you two, head for the exit.

Shrek grabs a sword from a nearby knight turned into pebbles and looks determined.

SHREK: I'll take care of that witch.

However, the witch nearly turns Shrek into pebbles

SHREK: When I say run, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!

They all run across the bridge as a fireball sweeps after them, burning the bridge behind them as they cross. The bridge swings away to the other side and Fiona and Shrek hang on. Donkey can't get a grip and falls, Shrek catches him by the tail, just in time.

Suddenly, the cackling witch nearly blasts a jet of magic at Fiona. Later, Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey are not in the rocky wasteland anymore.

Fiona: You did it! You rescued me! The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good sir knight.

SHREK: Ahhh...No.

FIONA: Why not?

SHREK: I...I am something you may not like.

FIONA: Please, I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.

SHREK: Oh no, you wouldn't.

FIONA: But how will you kiss me?

SHREK: What? That wasn't in the job description.

DONKEY: Maybe it's a perk.

FIONA: No, it’s destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes: A princess locked in a tower and beset by a wicked witch is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true love’s first kiss.

DONKEY: Hmm? With Shrek? You think-- Wait. Wait. You think that Shrek is your true love?

FIONA: Well...yes.

DONKEY: You think Shrek is your true love! Ha ha ha ha! [cracks himself up; even move laughter]

FIONA: What is so funny?

SHREK: Let’s just say I’m not your type, okay.

FIONA: Of course you are. You’re my rescuer. Now remove your helmet.

SHREK: Look. I really don’t think this is a good idea.

FIONA: Just take off the helmet.

SHREK: I’m not going to.

FIONA: Take it off!

SHREK: No!

FIONA: NOW!

SHREK: Alright!

Shrek removes his armor, revealing himself to be an ugly ogre.

FIONA: You... You’re a... an ogre?

SHREK: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming?

FIONA: Well, yes, actually. Oh, no. This is all wrong. You’re not supposed to be an ogre.

SHREK: Princess, I was sent to rescue you by the Fairy Godmother, okay? She is the one who wants to save you. And believe me, if it wasn't for me, you'd be dead.

"You can tell Fairy Godmother that if she wants to rescue me properly, I’ll be waiting for her right here." Fiona says as she sits down on a log.

Then Shrek picks Fiona up. "You wouldn't dare." Fiona says. Shrek then starts to walk off with DOnkey following him. Later, it is sunset and the princess walks off into a tent.

FIONA: Well, gentlemen, I bid you a good night.

DONKEY: Um, you want me to come in there and read you a bedtime story? 'Cause I will.

FIONA: [inside the tent] I SAID GOOD NIGHT!

Shrek and Donkey look at each other in surprise and then go to sleep.

Then Shrek wakes up and thinks of some way to get her to like him.

SHREK: [to himself] Princess, how are you, first of all? Good? Um, good for me too. I’m okay. I saw this flower and thought of you because.... well, I don’t really like it, but I thought you might like it ‘cause you’re pretty. But I like you anyway. I’d.... uh, uh.... [sighs] I’m in trouble. Okay, here we go.

Shrek gets no answer from the princess and goes back to sleep.

Later, in the morning, the camera closes on the eggs frying on a rock skillet. Shrek sniffs and stirs awake. He looks up to see Fiona cooking the eggs over the open fire. Surprised and impressed he rouses Donkey to show him

SHREK: Donkey, wake up.

DONKEY: Huh? What?

SHREK: Wake up.

DONKEY: [yawns] What?

Shrek indicates Fiona and they both look at her puzzled. Fiona notices that they're awake.

FIONA: Good morning. How do you like your eggs?

DONKEY: Good morning, Princess!

SHREK: What's all this about?

FIONA: We kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. [ She places the sizzling eggs down in front of Shrek.] After all, you did rescue me.

SHREK: Uh, thanks.

FIONA: Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.

Later, Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey are making their way into Fairytale city. Shrek does a gigantic burp as a few flies fly out of his mouth.

DONKEY: Shrek!

SHREK: What? It’s a compliment. Better out than in, I always say.

DONKEY: Well, it’s no way to behave in front of a princess.

Then Fiona burps, although not as huge as that of Shrek. "Excuse me." she says.

DONKEY: She’s just as nasty as you are.

SHREK: [To the princess] You know, you’re not exactly what I expected.

FIONA: Well, maybe you shouldn’t judge people before you get to know them.

However, someone shoots an arrow into Shrek's arm. "There's an arrow in your arm!" Fiona says.

SHREK: [confused] What?

Shrek then looks at his arm and is not sure what to do next.

FIONA: Oh, no. This is all my fault. I’m so sorry.

DONKEY: [walking up] Why? What’s wrong?

FIONA: Shrek’s hurt.

Donkey scampers around hysterically.

DONKEY: [frantic] Shrek’s hurt? Shrek’s hurt?! Oh, no, Shrek’s gonna die. You can’t do this to me, Shrek. I’m too young for you to die.

FIONA: Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a yellow flower with  thorns.

DONKEY: Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I’m on it. Blue flower, red thorns.

FIONA/SHREK: DONKEY!

SHREK: What are the flowers for?

FIONA: For getting rid of Donkey.

SHREK: [realizes] Ah.

FIONA: Now you hold still, and I’ll pull the arrow out.

SHREK: OW! Hey! Easy!

FIONA: I’m sorry, but it has to come out.

SHREK: No, it's tender.

FIONA: Now, let me....

SHREK: No....Would ya....

FIONA: Now, hold on.

SHREK: What you’re doing is the opposite of help.

FIONA: Don't move.

SHREK: Okay. Look. Look. Time out.

In the back a bit off the forest road, Donkey is frantically searching through the brush.

DONKEY: Yellow flower with thorns. This would be so much easier if all the flower's wern't just yellow! Yellow flower with thorns.

SHREK: [off screen] OWWW!!!

DONKEY: Hold on, Shrek! I'm coming’!

Donkey rips a flower off a nearby bush that just happens to be a flower with thorns.

SHREK: Ow! Not good.

FIONA: Okay. Okay. I can nearly see the head. [Shrek grunts as she pulls] It's just about...

SHREK: Ow! Ohh! [he jerks and manages to fall over with Fiona on top of him]

DONKEY: Ahem.

SHREK: [throwing Fiona off of him] Nothing happened. We were just, uh - -

DONKEY: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask. Okay?

SHREK: Oh, come on, that’s the last thing on my mind. The princess here was just-- [Fiona quickly pulls the arrow out] Uuuuugghh!

Then Shrek walks over and picks Donkey up as they continue on their way.

As Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona make their way towards Fairytale city, they grow closer and closer. Shrek and Fiona start displaying the little tell tale signs of affection.

Shrek pulls a tree over a river for her to cross, and lets it go before Donkey manages to make it over. Donkey is flung off, unnoticed by the others.

Shrek catches a frog and inflates it for her to make a lovely balloon. By the time they are getting close to Fairytale city. Fiona and Shrek are almost hand and hand. Donkey looks on, getting the idea.

Shrek and Fiona are sitting in an open fire. Shrek is cooking a dead fish.

FIONA: I guess I’ll be dining differently tomorrow.

SHREK: Maybe you can come visit me in the garbage dump sometime. I’ll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Frog soup, dead fish stew, and turtle pot pie.

Later, in the morning, Shrek finds out that the princess has completely disappeared. "FIONA" Shrek calls out. Shrek tries to find her but he did not succeed in finding her.

DONKEY: Shrek, I.... I wanna go with you.

SHREK: Hey, I told you, didn’t I? You’re not coming’ home with me. I live alone! My dump! Nobody else, understand?! Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys like you!

DONKEY: But I thought....

SHREK: Yeah, you know what Donkey? You thought wrong!

DONKEY: Shrek.

However, Shrek walks away from Donkey as Donkey watches sadly.

Later, Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey have gone there separate ways. Shrek in his outhouse, surrounded by no more garbage, Fiona is living with the Fairy Godmother, and Donkey walks alone depressed. Donkey sits by the side of a river. The dejected Dragon stops beside the river near Donkey. Donkey feels guilty and makes a resolve to go and talk to her.

Shrek is sitting in the dining table with eyeballs as cereal in a wooden bowl. This time his heart isn't into it and he pushes the dish away.

Donkey then opens the door to Shrek's outhouse. However, Shrek is furious at Donkey for stalking him.

Shrek: Freak off!

Donkey: No, you freak off!

Shrek: This is MY property!

Donkey: No, this is OUR property!

Shrek: Stop it Donkey!

Donkey: No, YOU stop it!

Shrek: Stubborn jackass!

Donkey: Smelly son of a!

Shrek: Fine!

Donkey: FINE!

Shrek angrily storms off towards his house.

Donkey: Hey Shrek, I'm not done with you yet.

Shrek: Well, I'm done with you!

Donkey: Uh-uh! You know, with you it's always me, me, me! Well, guess what?! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You are mean to me! You insult me and you don't appreciate anything I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away!

Shrek: Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?

Donkey: Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!

SHREK: Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. I forgive you. FOR STABBING ME IN THE BACK!

Donkey: You're just so wrapped up in layers that you are too afraid of your own feelings!

Shrek: Go away!

Donkey: There you're doing it again! Just like you did to Fiona! And all she ever did was love you.

Shrek: I don't care.

Donkey: You should care!

Shrek: No, I shouldn't care!

Donkey: I don't care what you say, you should!

Shrek: Donkey!

Donkey: No! I won't be quiet.

Then Shrek slams his door, never wanting to see an annoying donkey ever again.

Later, Donkey feels guilty for starting a huge argument and knocks on his door.

Shrek: I'm sorry. Alright?!

Donkey: Hey, that's what friends are for, right?

Shrek: Right.

Shrek: So what does Fiona think about me?

Donkey: Why don't you go ask her?

Shrek: The curse. We'll never make it in time.

Then Donkey whistles and Dragon flies in.

Shrek: How did you do that?

Then Donkey and Shrek climb onto the dragon. "All right. Hop on and hold on tight.

In Fairytale city, the Fairy Godmother has set up a clock and sets the time to 5 minutes until Fiona becomes stone as Fiona looks out the window nervously.

Then the dragon lands, shaking the ground because the dragon weighs so much. Shrek and Donkey step onto the ground

Donkey: Go ahead, have some fun. If I need you, I'll whistle.

Shrek is about to go into the Fairy Godmother's castle but Donkey says "Wait a minute Shrek. You just wanna do this right, don't you?"

Shrek: Yes.

Donkey: You just love me, don't you?

Shrek: Yes.

Donkey: You wanna save her?

Shrek: Yes.

Donkey: Please!

Shrek: Yes!

Donkey: Then you gotta gotta gotta try, try, and try some tenderness! The chicks love that!

Shrek: Alright

Shrek grabs Donkey. "What do you see?" Shrek says. "The fairy godmother is in there." Donkey says.

Shrek, realizing he only has a little bit of time left, says "Oh for the love of god!" as he runs into the castle. "YOU!" Shrek says to the Fairy Godmother.

Fiona: Shrek?

Fairy Godmother: Oh now what does he want?

Fiona: [annoyed] What are you doing here?

Shrek: Fiona, I need to talk to you.

Fiona: Oh now you want to talk?

Shrek: But time's running out.

Fiona: So what?

Shrek: Because you only have a few minutes before you turn into stone.

Fairy Godmother: Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to..

Then Shrek gives Fiona the kiss of true love, turning her green.

The Fairy Godmother: Ew! It's disgusting! Guards, get them out of my sight! Kill them! Kill them!

The guards rush in with spears and corner Shrek and Fiona

Fairy Godmother: Kill them if they fight back!

Shrek begins to fight with the guards. "Insolent beast! I'll make you regret the day we've met. You'll beg for death to save you!" the Fairy Godmother says.

Fiona: No, Shrek!

Then the Fairy Godmother takes out a deadly looking dagger and touches her throat with the sharp tip of the blade.

Fairy Godmother: And as for you, If you move an inch, I'll kill you.

Shrek says "Fiona!" and whistles. The dragon bashes the castle wall with donkey on to of her head. The Fairy Godmother drops her dagger and screams at the presence of the Dragon, flying away from the castle as fast as she can while the guards and Prince Charming are suprised.

Donkey: Alright! Nobody move! I've got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it!

All the guards and Prince Charming scream and run away from the dragon.

Later, at Wart Creek, Shrek and Fiona enter a lovely horse-drawn carriage. Dragon turns to Donkey, chuckling and batting her eyes and the 3 little pigs are beating up the Fairy Godmother who is tied to a tree.

All of the fairy tale characters celebrate as Shrek and Fiona ride off into the sunset and the book closes, writing "THE END".