The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Bruton the Iguanodon on January 15, 2012, 02:48:09 AM
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OH, BOY, WHAT'S THIS BLINKY RED THINGY!?
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Petrie: "HEY KIDS... Welcome to Petrie show!"
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(Caption inspired by a skit from a certain educational show.)
(music plays)
Petrie:
La la la la
La la la la
Petrie's world!
La la la la
La la la la
Petrie's world!
Me love me best friends
Me family too!
(Petrie stumbles and rolls down to the ground with a shout. Name of show is written in pencil)
That Petrie's world!
"Hi! This is Petrie's world! Me so happy to see you! So is me imaginary friend! Say hello, imaginary friend!"
*Petrie's imaginary friend pops up briefly to wave hello to the audience, then disappears*
"Guess what me thinking about today? Ya da da da!"
*door opens to reveal an ocean full of water, which immediately is sent bursting out the door and right into the room as Petrie cowers. However, he quickly recovers*
"Water! Huff, huff Mmm-hmm! Water!" *chuckles lightly*
*screen cuts to a montage of children drinking or doing something involving water. 30 seconds later...*
"Ahhhh...me like water! My friends like water too! Matter of fact, me imaginary friend also like water, even though he imaginary! *chuckles, then turns to the audience* Say, you want to talk to imaginary friend about water?"
*silence for a few seconds as the screen moves up and down a few times to verify the viewer is nodding*
"You do? That great! On count of three, say "Oh, imaginary friend!". One, two, three. (background children shout with Petrie) OH IMAGINARY FRIEND!"
*Petrie's imaginary friend appears out of nowhere and lands on Petrie*
"Ugh, me said this so many times to you, try not to land on me! Say, you want to show audience how we use water? *Imaginary friend nods* Great! Let's go!"
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
Hi!
WE NOW RETURN TO "PETRIE'S WORLD" ALREADY IN PROGRESS!
*silly program runs until end; credits roll*
Director: And cut!
(Sorry, I had to do it. Umm...was it too much caption, by chance? :blink: )
Toodle-oo!
Mmm...homemade tortilla shells...
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Petrie is excited for his close-up interview
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Petrie just so happened to fly into the camera during an aerial screenshot.
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Crap. Looks like Petrie just found my stash.
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And so, my dear children, that is how Petrie invented the photo-bomb.
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Petrie: Me always wanted a close up.
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(though aerial shot)
"And welcome to tonight's edition of Entertainment Tonight, where we look down at a place filled with creatures that were thought to be extinct long ago. As we-Oop, hang on, somebody is about to fly right into the camera! Look out!"
Petrie: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES: PLEASE STAND BY
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Petrie: Look mom me is on T.V.
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Petrie became the host of a gameshow, but unfortunately, it did not last very long. This is a shot from the intro.
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Petrie became the host of a gameshow, but unfortunately, it did not last very long. This is a shot from the intro.
I can imagine it now...
Announcer: And here is the host of The Flying Game, Petrie the Flyer!
(audience applauds as Petrie flies into the room)
Petrie: Thank you! Thank you! And welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to The Flying Game! Our first contestant be...
(screen freezes)
Narrator: The game show was canceled after only 13 episodes due to poor ratings.
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Petrie: This what people call ADHD? Me love it!!
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Little Foot: That darn Petrie always taking the spot light from me.
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Little Foot: That darn Petrie always taking the spot light from me.
Chomper: Yeah, me too!
Petrie: Hey, no blame me for taking away aerial shot!
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Petrie: Me was asked to be in the aerial view.
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Cera: Ah! Petrie, get out of my face!
Petrie: You know how me met Littlefoot!
Littlefoot: :rolleyes
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Petrie: "Me break fourth wall!"
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"HA HAAA! Hello little kids watching!"
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Chomper and Littlefoot: "Petrie, what are you doing?"
Petrie: "This person have...TREESTARS!"
Me: "Yes, cause I'm...FEEDING him. THAT'S it. I don't want him as a PET, or anything..."
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"Right here in the middle of your day
He's always got something funny to say
Petrie Flyer
KGV-AM!"
Petrie: Hello again everybody! Pretty day today, don't you think? You no believe how horrible the weather was yesterday. The wind keep blowing and blowing like crazy! Not a good day for flying...at all. Anyway, coming up later this hour, there be report on last night's toss-the-seed tournament, as well as the swimmer and splasher game that...hehe, me guess me forgot to talk about from the other night. :oops But right now, me have half-hour of continuous music just for you! Here it come, on 84, KGV-AM!
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Petrie: SURPRISE!
Me: *spins in corner with empty eyes*
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Petrie: Hey guys! Me was awesome in The Great Day of The Flyers! Uhh...where Guido at? :thinking